How to comment on other people’s displays of affection?

1. Please stop showing off your affection. I admit that I feel sour.

2. I ate quite a lot tonight. Please don’t show off your affection in front of me. I’m afraid of indigestion and stomach problems. Be careful and I’ll have to pay for your medical expenses then.

3. I don’t ask you to have a noble personality, but you should at least have a little bit of human behavior. Aren’t you ashamed that you don’t even have the most basic social ethics?

4. Show affection, but be careful of dying quickly.

5. I feel like I can support a vinegar factory by myself, because I am too sour.

6. Dog food and dog food, it is true that eating more will not harm your body, nourish your stomach and keep you full.

7. You can easily arouse the public anger of the people and be careful of being attacked by a group. Therefore, I would like to remind you not to walk in the middle of the night, because according to the reliable information I have received, someone is already ready to make a move. This is My last kindness to you, take it away, no thanks.