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Take-away copy (78 selected sentences) 1. I ordered takeout with my roommate, but maocai, who asked for eight taels from my roommate, didn't finish it. I haven't eaten enough after ordering a catty of 22 liang. I'm probably the only person in the world who ordered takeout water. 3. I'm afraid it's not Shi Lezhi. My little roommate ordered takeout in the refrigerator for several days, and he took it out without asking me. Not afraid of diarrhea. I like to eat crispy rice. The breakfast shop downstairs is sold out. I'll order takeout. Well, actually, I've been lying under the covers and can't get up. Sure enough, I am old, and it is not an exaggeration to say that Party A is dead. When I gave the project, I said that there was no need to bid, and the shape of the apartment had been decided, so I had to make up three bidding schemes and two as accompanying bids. Leaders have a conscience and know how to treat people who work overtime on weekends. 6. I feel that McDonald's has an inexplicable attraction after changing its name. I want to go for no reason. I want to order takeout four times as soon as I arrive at the meal. Did the expert work out the name "Golden Arch"? 7. The food obviously lives not far below the family building, but I still ordered takeout, which is super lazy. I don't want to move at home 8. I stayed in bed until eleven o'clock, ordered takeout, ate takeout and continued to lie in bed. 9. When do you feel that the friendship between rooms has faded? He ordered takeout at night without asking me. 10. I ordered a takeaway that I've been thinking about for a long time at noon today. There are still a few hours before the afternoon game. Let's have a good meal! Come on, race! Have fun! I believe you can! Come on, let's! 1 1. I am in Zhuhai. He was worried that I was hungry. He always gives me a lot of takeout. If it is not convenient to take it out, he will give me money to eat by myself. 12. It's so cute to order a takeaway to send such a small fruit! 13. Are you still wondering what to eat for lunch? Why don't you order takeout? If you order takeout, what's your favorite food? 14. It's the first time in my life to order a takeaway. The takeaway brother's car broke down and the drink spilled. I thought he was lost, so he was going to repair the car. Then drink milk! ! 15. Pick up the phone and look up a word. When it's time to eat, order a takeaway. You have to grab a red envelope, send another red envelope and grab it again. Then see the WeChat message and reply. Gee, 20 minutes have passed. 16. It's so embarrassing. Warzi's key is missing and locked at home, but I forgot and ordered takeout. 17. Naively got up early … ready to drink milk powder and eat bread, then forgot to eat and went to do my homework. Then he found that it was noon and the milk was cold. The sudden hunger simply dragged his hungry body to order takeout, and the process of waiting for takeout was too long. 18. I feel that sometimes it is most comfortable to order takeout. Fewer and fewer people barbecue with aa hot pot. I want to prepare an oven for the whole induction cooker at home. Drinking a little wine and enjoying a snow in the future will definitely suit the occasion. 19. I'm starving. I ordered takeout in a decadent place today. It's been a few hours now, the movie is almost over, and there is no news about the takeaway. Is it necessary to order takeout one year in advance next time? 20. I ordered takeout today as usual. I booked the same store with another roommate. She ordered it later than me, but she received it first. I jokingly asked if I forgot to call me again, so I reported him. People in my dormitory began to worry about me, saying that people have to send a lot, life is not easy, and you won't die if you eat late for a while. I consider myself a kind girl, and I won't really report others, but my roommate is very angry. 2 1. Some people do nothing but wash cups, go to the toilet and watch TV. Many media can do this hype. I slowly fade out of entertainment programs, perhaps because I want to do something very different when I am old! Don't think you can be rejuvenated. Mentality determines that I am really old. 22. At the weekend, four people in the dormitory lay dead and ordered takeout. The three of them are still playing games. I was going to eat, but I found that the takeaway only forgot my share, CNMLGB. Sell out, or run out to eat. 23. Grandpa, I didn't wash my face or brush my teeth when I got up in the morning, so I just sat upstairs playing with my mobile phone and ordering takeout. As a result, when I went to get takeout with bare arms and eyes, I met my sister's paper and asked if there was a house for rent nearby ... damn, I really want to go back and wash my face, brush my teeth and paint my makeup before I go down and answer her. 24. I found a super disgusting place in the US Mission, and now I order takeout. If you choose 40 points of compensation, he will give it to you first. Don't buy it, just wait. 25. Dad asked me to have breakfast alone, took out a handful of change and thought about how much to give me. I don't even want to take it all away. Then walk for dozens of meters, there is nothing delicious here at all, so let's order takeout. 26. The rain has stopped. Order something to eat quickly. It rained so hard just now, I'm sorry to order takeout. Will the takeaway brother feel quite complicated and contradictory when he encounters bad weather? 27. ah! There is takeout downstairs in Nanlaishun! ! ! I really want to go home and order takeout! Eat oil cake, oil cake, sesame seed cake, bean curd and pickles. Why can't we eat takeout happily? You must do it yourself. I'm so tired, I have to cook it myself. Do you have to make it yourself without ingredients? Cooking in a bad mood is not delicious at all ... you can get what you want by ordering takeout for a little money. Why not? Every time I order takeout, it seems like I made a big mistake. Brother K is in a bad mood today. Aha ... I stayed with him silently all afternoon. Get better at night and order takeout together ~ 30. Just because my colleague ordered takeout and ate roast pig's trotters, I couldn't help but want to eat meat after work. Why meat is so delicious! ! ! 3 1. I don't want to cook. This time, I basically eat out and order takeout. It's not that I'm not interested, it's that I'm not in the mood and anxious. 32. Candy 520 is ready. I'm going to order takeout tonight. I want to eat a lot today, after all, today is Friday! 33. He and I really want to eat fruit tonight! Too lazy to cut, just order takeout! 34. After writing, I found that I didn't seem to eat at night ... I didn't seem to eat at home ... Is it a bit sinful to order takeout at this time? 35. I'm so hungry that I can't go out to eat in rainy days, and I don't know how to write the address for takeout. I just treat these fruits as snacks and live a healthy life every day. 36. There is a small kitchen in the studio. Generally, Lintian cooks by herself when she is in a good mood. When you are in a bad mood, you naturally order takeout. Lin An doesn't expect to find any fresh food either. Her goal is dry food such as bread that may appear in the kitchen. Although Ye Lin usually doesn't look like a person who can take care of himself, the western food of this product is very good! Lin An endured the peristalsis of intestines and found some pieces of toast in the kitchen. 37. It is good to be in a good mood when the weather is good. I have no money to order takeout, so I have to do it myself! Today, I went to beginning of winter ... 38. I was in a bad mood recently, and ordered takeout for five consecutive nights ... It was actually very uncomfortable to eat a bunch before going to bed ... 39. I planned to go to the bookstore for coffee, but I started cleaning the house while working, but I got a reply after quarreling with people. Sorry, I'm a little busy. I finally ordered takeout in the afternoon and found a steel ball inside! It didn't bounce back until it exploded. Did you feed the dog in the good mood of eating self-help yesterday? 40. God damn it, the people in the company ordered takeout from me and didn't give me my money back immediately. Every time I ask, if I wasn't poor, I would have bought a refrigerator to cook for myself. 4 1. The first thing in the morning is to order takeout, and then open Prince aqypick who is addicted to meatballs. 42. I suddenly reacted by accusing my classmates of their crimes this week. This should be bulimia. deadline tortured herself before. Go crazy every day and order takeout food until you throw up. When I vomited, I collapsed and felt guilty. After sitting back, continue to eat snacks crazily and order takeout. I ate three-digit ordinary takeout and snacks a day. Before, I only felt hopeless to lose weight, but now I feel that life seems hopeless, and the whole person is on the dividing line of madness. 43. I have fried the worst fish, and I am completely in no mood to cook. I'd better order takeout. 44. Breaking the historical record of reading a book in one day is completely beneficial to the days without Internet. I still can't finish breakfast in the morning. With more than 80 pages left, I was so hungry that I decided to go out and order takeout and change my mood. 45. I am very excited to be a musician, thinking that it will save time and effort. As a result, all fairy tales are deceptive. Let's order takeout next time. 46. After an afternoon's sleep, my family was hungry in the hospital and ordered takeout, but they didn't want to go out and get it for me. Suddenly I had an idea: I want to open my own shop, I can accept new things every day, and I have to sort out my own shop and goods every day. Then there are my favorite daisies, songs I like to listen to and I want to cycle the single many times. When you are free, you can take selfies to bask in your mood, order takeout, eat something delicious, travel occasionally, or you can do it yourself. So every day, I can do it myself for many years. 47. I have a fever and want to eat canned peaches. I ordered takeout at midnight. The delivery chef slipped and broke, so I picked up another one later. I called to apologize and explained the reason for the delay in delivery. I feel guilty. 48. This kind of weather is called take-out, so I regret it. Don't mention the limitation ~ In fact, the time is almost up. I want to take the initiative to contact the takeaway brother to deliver it in advance, but I am afraid that it is not safe to answer the phone on the road. When the little brother came, he was wet all over, and his face was anxious. He kept explaining and almost cried. Hey, in this weather, can you not order takeout? If so, don't rush it. Give people red envelopes ~ be considerate of each other ~ 49. After ordering takeout on the train, you should keep doing it. As soon as you get out of the station, I will be greeted with delicious food. I am in a good mood. 50. Xiao Deng lost 2.8 Jin in seven days and was very happy. He orders takeout every day. Haha, friends don't have to worry about not cooperating … 5 1. No. I was in a bad mood and drank a lot. It's good to grow up. In a bad mood, you can eat two marshmallows, drink a big bottle of red wine and order takeout. 52. I was so excited to take delivery at two o'clock in the middle of the night for the first time. The dormitory door is locked, and the takeaway brother handed over outside the window is praised! 53. I went out in my pajamas and didn't eat, wash my face or wash my hair all day. I'm freezing to death. I met an acquaintance who was embarrassed to get off the bus and forced me to park across the street and order takeout in the car ... burping ... 54. When I think of Xiao Pang, I feel a little depressed ... The solution is that I want to eat. Eating can really relieve my mood and order takeout immediately. 55. I rented a house for two months, and now my mobile phone is almost dead. I can't stand eating takeout every day, whether I live or eat at noon. It seems that I have done nothing every day and I am trying. It's poisonous. Here you are. When will this situation change? The thought of staying here for 30 years makes my head swell. 56. I started cooking by myself recently! When I grow up, I don't want to eat takeout every day! I am also a girl who has her own life. 57. Playing games, drawing, eating takeout every day, losing weight after a month … but I really don't have the money to eat takeout. 58. If you have a place to live, you can rent a house, and if you have food, you can eat takeaway every day. I have strengths, but I avoid weaknesses. Why should I put up with loneliness? 59. Eat takeout every day, eat takeout every day! Can't live! 60. I changed three yoga mats in half a year. Isn't it good to exercise regularly? No, it's because I sit on it and eat takeout every day. The oil is 6 1. My dad is going to Hunan for a few days, and he is worried that I will eat takeout every day, so he solemnly teaches me how to fry duck eggs ... Dad, don't you know if your daughter has entered the hall and left the kitchen? 62. I was shocked that I didn't go to bed until almost three o'clock every day in Nanjing, and I didn't get acne after drinking milk tea and taking out food every day. Did I get acne for a week after I went home? 63. What should I eat? I eat takeout every day now, first at noon, then at night, and now I'm too lazy to go out to buy food after work? 64. Finally, I went to 58 to find my aunt. In fact, I really want to challenge myself to bring my own. Maruko is an angel baby. I really don't like cooking except that I poop too much. I can't eat takeout every day! 65. After all, I have lived a life of eating takeout every day, eating for five minutes and choosing meals for one hour. It's hard to die. It's hard to choose. 66. Although the score is not very high, I am very, very happy. At least a few years ago, the nurse or this year's supervisor took a one-time exam. Sure enough, hard work will always pay off. In May, I didn't have time to cook and read books every day, so I had to eat takeout and lost 2 pounds. 67. Eating takeout every day makes me feel fat. Facing the computer every day, I feel my face will change. 68. At this time last year, I was still watching the wonderful ability song in the Marriage Proposal War. Why do I ride the wind and waves all over the yellow sand ocean? As a result, I eat takeout and sleep every day. Every time I have to choose at an important moment, I am afraid that no matter what it is, it will never end well. I became fond of silence. I used to say that I was just impulsive and had no brains. Now I just want to grasp the present more realistically. 69. I met an acquaintance and gained a lot of weight in the past two years. I asked him if he had been married, but he didn't move much. He said no, he didn't run less in business every day, just eating gutter oil. Although I am married, I eat takeout every day, and I have gained more than ten kilograms in two years, but I still can't lose weight ... 70. I was criticized for eating takeout every day (I caught a nervous 7 1. I kept my promise on the first day. Very happy, full of happiness, nasty green leafy vegetables and small tomatoes have become delicious at this moment. I really don't know how long it will last ~ but it feels super good not to have to eat alone anymore. After class at noon, my assistant and I spent 30 minutes cooking a simple lunch. Although it is a simple fat-reducing meal; But it's better than eating takeaway every day ~ smoking. 72. Don't say anything, I like working from home best! ! Where to find such a job! I also saved the transportation fee, so I can have a good meal by myself. You don't have to eat takeout every day, tan. It's all about wind and rain and intrigue. You can sleep until you wake up naturally and watch TV after work. ! Why not apply for getting up early for breakfast and takeout every day? On August 1 day, I was so sad that I didn't want to study, so I forced myself to study all morning. I didn't come this afternoon, so I have to have a rest. Recently, I have been eating takeout every day, not eating vegetables, and suddenly I want to eat vegetables. Well, let's order at noon today, just sauce 74. Eat takeout every day, so greasy that the US group is hungry. Express delivery, take-away, really good. 76. In recent days, I have irregular menstruation and backache ... I either eat takeout or eat casually outside every day. I really want to eat some home-cooked dishes. 77. The happiest thing is the ever-burning lamp at home, and two people have a warm meal at the dinner table. Only after eating takeout every day will a fool try to cook and eat while washing his hands and making bride soup every day. This is a sense of ritual that both Miss Li and I like. In the future, he will miss this short and quiet warmth in his busy work. 78. He comes back late every day, and his stomach hurts before he gets off work. Then I haven't eaten well for a long time, and I eat takeout every day. Shop after eating, don't want to sweep the floor, don't want to wash clothes, don't want to do anything else.
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