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Surgery, interesting past
On June 9th, 20 14, he was called to the operating room at around 8 am, and he was still a little nervous. Plus a sore throat.
? Two days before the operation, my high school classmates came to see me in the hospital. At that time, the hospital was also very humble, so I lived in a hospital bed beside the corridor. Opposite me is the nurse station, because there is no place for me in the hospital. I can only sleep in the corridor.
I remember that day, I snuck out of the hospital and went shopping with them. At that time, it was the college entrance examination for senior three. We also went to the key high schools in the city, played for a while, and went to see the senior three students we met at school before.
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I remember that five of us slept in that small hospital bed that night, and people often walked in the passage. It's so noisy that I can't sleep. Basically, I didn't sleep much that night.
? At about 3 o'clock, I didn't see the nurse on duty or the post inspector. I looked at the nurses across the street and made them all fall asleep. So several of us decided to sneak out and climb the western hills.
After walking for about ten minutes, we arrived at the foot of the western hills. They lead the way. As a native of Guiping, it was my first time to go to Xishan. If they hadn't led the way, I wouldn't even know where the Western Hills were.
So we played on the mountain, it was almost ten o'clock! Climb to the top of Xishan Mountain, watch the sunrise and take photos as a souvenir. I am having a swell time. Very hi! It doesn't look like the person who will have surgery tomorrow. I didn't take it to heart at all.
At that time, we were still undressing at the top of the mountain, taking pictures to see who had abdominal muscles ... posing in all kinds of funny postures. ...
Then I went back to the hospital, and then Ms. Huang waited for me in the hospital, because I was still a minor at that time, and only Ms. Huang and them signed it could I have the operation.
? I waited for this day's operation for a long time and prepared for it for a long time. From last year's military inspection to now, I have always wanted to save money for surgery.
? But I have never had money, and I dropped out of school to work for half a year. I finally have money. After coming back from Guangdong, I never went home and went directly to the hospital.
Because I have already signed up as a soldier in official website, I came back this time to finish my operation quickly so that I can have a physical examination, because last year he said I had thyroid problems. At that time, the doctor advised me that if I had an operation, the operation would not exceed a few centimeters.
? Before the operation, I told the doctor not to make the wound too big, and then I chose a beauty needle. At that time, I said no general anesthesia? Preferably local anesthesia? This can reduce the damage to the nerves. ...
Probably because I read a written article before, Bethune operated on Liu Bocheng, and Liu Bocheng refused anesthesia for fear of affecting her future career.
That's why I have this idea, in order not to affect my future career. In order to do this operation, I also looked up the information on the Internet. Is it better to have an operation under general anesthesia or local anesthesia? ...
? I haven't read much about the risks of surgery. It was signed by Ms. Huang. At that time, my main concern was whether the wound would be too big and how long it would take me to exercise after discharge. Because at that time you had a physical examination for more than a month, and I couldn't wait. Basically, that's what I asked the doctor. I don't care about the risk of surgery.
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The day before the operation, my grandfather came to see me, and then we went for a walk in the street. After saying goodbye to my classmates that day, the whole person relaxed and became less nervous.
At that time, we went to the square to play and watch others skate, which I never played. I really want to play, but I don't want to play, because I have surgery tomorrow.
? Then I'll go back and have a good rest and wait for the operation tomorrow. ...
? When I went back to the operating room, I was still very nervous when I entered the operating room that day, because I found a sore throat this morning, and I don't know if it was because I didn't sleep well yesterday. And I just want to finish this operation as soon as possible and get rid of it as soon as possible. Long pain is better than short pain. So I didn't tell the doctor.
? I entered the operating room after 8 o'clock. The doctor asked me to get a bed, let me lie on it, and then use the blue one. The medical cloth tied my feet. And my hand.
Then he doesn't need to cover me. He covered my chin with something and said, tie it up and see if it can move. Then he came with a needle. I looked at a needle he was holding. It was really big, like the one that hit the pig. About the size of a mother and son, and then I asked him if it would hurt so much.
Then the doctor told me that it would be all right in a moment, and he would trust me quickly and painlessly. Then he shot me in the neck, a little bit, and then he shot me on the other side.
I had three stitches in a row, and then I touched my neck. He said if it was hard, then I would pinch it. Does it hurt? If I say it doesn't hurt, it shouldn't hurt!
? I didn't expect him to cut it directly with a knife. I almost didn't scream when I cut it. Then I told him to stop, stop, stop. Didn't I say I was drugged? Why is it still so painful?
Then the doctor told me that it won't hurt for a while, believe me, really. It's bound to hurt a little at first. You are too young. What are you afraid of? The anesthetic will take effect soon. ? Bear with it first, and then he cut me down. I still feel a little pain, about five or six minutes, and it will go away slowly.
Then he asked me if it hurt? I said that I still feel no pain. Then he said to breathe as usual. Isn't that over?
Then he said you should sleep as much as possible. Don't look at us, then cover my face with a cloth to prevent me from looking at them, then I listen to them, and then I don't know, and I fall asleep unconsciously. ..
I don't know how long it took, but I woke up. I can't breathe because that cloth covers my nose. Then I said, put that cloth away, I can't breathe. That cloth covers my nose.
I talked there for a long time, but they didn't seem to hear me. Only then did I realize that my voice had changed and I didn't speak so loudly. I was busy inhaling and breathing, and then continued, the cloth blocked my nose and I couldn't breathe. Can you take it away?
Then a doctor said to me, what are you talking about? Could you speak a little louder? We can't hear you. Does it hurt? Then I said no, it was the cloth that blocked my nose. You don't know that I can't breathe now, and I can't breathe.
Then the doctor quickly said, we are sewing up the wound now. Can you stop talking there? Affect us.
? I'm devastated. Please, can you take that cloth away? It's no use telling me this. Can you hear me?
? Then I talked there for a long time, probably because my voice changed after the operation, and it was quiet, so they couldn't hear me, because I heard the noise of the machines around me was loud and cold, and maybe they were blowing my wound with something.
You can't hear me. At that time, you didn't even know how desperate I was. What I am desperate for is not the operation, but the one that left my nose uncovered and made me breathless. I told the doctors to take it away, but they couldn't hear me.
Then I don't know how long it took, and finally the doctor seemed to hear, oh, he said, oh, it was covering his nose. No wonder you kept talking there, and then you took the cloth away. I finally got some fresh air.
Because that cloth covered my nose, it left a big shadow on me. After that, I slept with the window open and the door open for two or three years. I'm afraid I can't breathe fresh air myself.
I don't know how long it took, but they finally sewed up the wound, took the cloth off my face, took a plate of bloody meat with an iron plate, cut out the thyroid gland, showed it to me, and told me it was cut from your neck, that's all. Do you see it? Then say that if you haven't seen it, I'll show you more and show it to your family later.
These are not the funniest. I will never forget that nurse in my life.
? After the operation, I can't move or talk loudly. I can only hear my voice when others put their ears close to my mouth. The doctor also told me to talk less. ...
After I was pushed out of the operating table, I lived back in the corridor of the hospital. I thought I could sleep in the hospital ward, but I didn't expect to sleep in the corridor, in the original hospital bed. ...
I didn't expect this hospital to be so humble. On the first day after the operation, I basically couldn't get out of bed, so I had to lie in bed.
At that time, Ms. Huang took care of me in the hospital. I can't even get out of bed to pee. It was all solved in bed. I could only drink a little water at that time. On the first day, I ate nothing but glucose.
Anti-inflammatory drugs should be hung every day after operation. I remember the first day, Ms. Huang went out to cook at noon, and then I slept in the hospital bed in the corridor. A female nurse came to hang anti-inflammatory drugs for me. I don't know whether it is anti-inflammatory drugs or glucose.
Then she looked at me and asked me to put out my hand, and then she pricked my left hand with a needle for an intravenous drip. Here comes the point!
She took the first injection, then looked at it and said, why not? Then he pricked it a second time, and then took a look at the starting point. Why didn't he leave it inside?
Then I pulled it out and inserted it again, repeating it five or six times. I looked at the palm of my left hand and the dense pinholes.
? I really want to beat her up and talk to her, but I talk too little for her to hear.
I endured the whole process. I watched her prick so many mouths and bleed, and she wiped me with iodophor. What a good nurse! Do I have a grudge against you? Abuse me like this.
? Then she said this hand can't work. My right hand came over, and then she stabbed me in the right hand three times. She looked at the drop of water and didn't flow in. She must think there is something wrong with her right hand again.
? I can't turn over in bed and I can't get up. I can only watch her torture me. Can you call another nurse? Why are you so stubborn?
The nurses in this hospital are so fake! Is her father the dean? Is it a related household?
But she couldn't hear me, and then she switched back to her left hand and inserted the pinhole. This time it finally succeeded.
I watched happily walk back to the nurse's station and play with my mobile phone there. Many years later, I learned that there is a kind of nurse in the hospital called trainee nurse. Coincidentally, the nurse I met at that time was a student nurse.
Because at that time, I saw that she was very young, the youngest one in the nursing station. Really, I will never forget it. I was motionless in bed, like a mouse, and she killed me.
Really, this intern nurse, meeting her is the misfortune of my eight generations.
You can get out of bed and walk the next day after the operation.
He was discharged from the hospital on the third day. ...
202 1.6.23
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