Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - Thief, I want to tell you, I want to tell the thief ... or I want to tell the thief my heart.

Thief, I want to tell you, I want to tell the thief ... or I want to tell the thief my heart.

Steal, where are you from? Where are you going? Where are you now? I really have a lot to say to you.

Thief, your occupation is really daunting. No matter who you are, even a spectre should be afraid of your three points, let you three points and respect you three points, not to mention us mortals.

Thief, what a great man you are. You let people invent all kinds of advanced weapons for you to deal with you, such as security doors, security nets and so on. Thank you for taking science a step further.

Thief, your spirit of "dare to do" and "dare to challenge" is worth learning. You often work in the dead of night, either pry open the security door, or climb over the security net, enter other people's homes by various means, and then rob the "lucky" family. You can take whatever you can and move whatever you can, as long as it is valuable, you will never let go. Your work experience can be summed up in one sentence: "Steal, move."

Thief, your job is always in danger. If you make a mistake, you may lose everything, but you never give up and stick to your old job.

Thief, your job made you rich, but the person who was robbed had nothing. Have you ever had conscience condemnation and repentance? Since your job is so dangerous, why don't you start from scratch? Although you have wealth, at the same time, your conscience is eroded bit by bit. It is better to live honestly than to live in fear.

Thief, repent, it's not too late to turn back. As long as you are upright and make achievements with your own hands, you will surely create miracles! Thief, your job is always in danger. If you make a mistake, you may lose everything, but you never give up and stick to your old job.

Thief, your job made you rich, but the person who was robbed had nothing. Have you ever had conscience condemnation and repentance? Since your job is so dangerous, why don't you start from scratch? Although you have wealth, at the same time, your conscience is being swallowed up bit by bit.