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A harsh sentence

1, you look so sorry to the whole world, I really don't know how your parents mutated to produce you. classic quotations

2, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are fragrant, flowers will generally not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

I want to tell you that I am not your father or your mother, and there are not so many stories for you to remember.

I don't want to move or talk, so I don't move, even if China moves.

I am not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin.

6, children, this era is not suitable for you, you are a tragedy when you are alive, and you can't be a comedy when you are dead.

7. The casting mirror must be made of bronze, so it can be polished easily. It's hard for a villain to tolerate being friends with a villain in the distance. Cast a mirror, learn from it and make friends with it. Not every copper can illuminate. Many little people are right and wrong.

Don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

9. If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card.

10, the villain is sleepy, and the afterlife is full of blood. The world is solid, why should I follow you?

1 1, I really want to send you into a cage to wander the streets and taste delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.

12, the real warrior dares to face the numbers on the weighing scale!

13, you have eyes that look down on people. They say dogs look down on people!

Sentences that are cruel to others

14. If you know you are walking at the airport, hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

15. When buying baked sweet potato, please ask the boss loudly what stuffing it is.

16, if eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

17, there is no moon, only stars can be counted.

18, a cheating man is like money falling on shit. It's a pity not to pick it, but it's disgusting!

19, Rebecca receives so many people every day, why doesn't he take you away?

20. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, you can make up for the regret that you can't afford a good house before you die.

2 1, now I find it bold to run naked when I was a child.

22. How much money do you have in your bag? Give me a kilo.

23. Being a man is not perfect, and you can't help being told what to do. I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy!

24. No matter how thick the wall is, it will cover your inner face.

25, the top of the head is as white as silver, and there is no half in the scale. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!

26, you scold, you continue to scold, wait until you scold enough and tell me, I'm going to bed!

27. I take a fork in my left hand and a knife in my right hand, and enjoy life slowly.

28. As far as your eyes are concerned, the visibility is almost as wide as the ATM card slot of the ATM bank.

29. Well, give me an affordable grave.

Classic malicious words and complete sentences

30. If you want to be happy with a man, you should know him better and not love him too much. To be happy with a woman, you should love her more, but you don't want to know her!

3 1, women's wit is different: if you give her a candle, some women will feel that a piece of cake is missing; And some women will feel that there is still a whip missing!

32. Can we be friends? This is the beginning of a story. Can we still be friends? Is the end of a story.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

34. Is this all you have to show off your 1mm face here?

35. Sometimes a madman gives up a fool for a liar.

36. What underworld do you pretend to be? Oh, oh! So you are the African black refugee community neighborhood Committee.

You'd better be a dung beetle. What a scum who cares about the environment

38. Do things when you are awake, read books when you are confused, and sleep when you are angry.

39, the villain is shameless, paying attention to profit and neglecting death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

40. Most young people nowadays have the cheapest body, the most precious dignity, the most unreliable vows, the most hypocritical friends, the most self-righteous dreams and the most shameless self-confidence!

4 1. Although you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell a scum. Vicious sentences, vicious words.

42. Don't think you are great. I don't want to hit you. I didn't want to scold you before. That's looking down on you. I scold you now, because I despise you more.

43. I think I look good everywhere. Why not?

44. You rely on the mountain to fall, rely on water to dry, watch the cock die, and watch the dog turn over.

45, the wind and rain sound Huang Qiusheng, the sound is in the ear; State affairs, family affairs, Shaolin Temple protection.

46. People like you are really terrible! Use at least one box of Fuyanjie every day.

47. Is it really disgusting to see people like us who are physically and mentally healthy and have no sexually transmitted diseases?

48. You are the best example of failed abortion. Your only contribution to the world is your self-destructive abnormal personality.

49. I didn't miss it, just in the chaos.

50. Don't think that people who smile or are silent all day are easy to provoke; When you take off his mask, you won't even kneel down!

5 1, the waste coming out of your cell is to pollute the social air and corrupt the social atmosphere.

52. If you get married, don't marry anyone else, and don't marry me.

53. There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertising tone phrase.

54. Many times you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

55. Although people are animals, it's a pity that many people have changed again. It takes tens of thousands of years to return from animals to people, but it only takes a moment to return from people to animals!

56. A woman is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less overturned by several men. If it has not been turned over, it can only prove that this book is not attractive at all!

57, the villain has no knot, abandoning the roots and chasing the tail. I like thinking about it, and I think about it in anger.

58. Envy is a knife. Finally, it is not inserted in others, or it is inserted in your own heart!

59. You look good: into wasteland, mountain torrents and dangerous mountains and water. I dare not look at them. I am afraid of altitude sickness.

60. Be a woman with backbone. Either fall in love and talk about marriage, or play around and don't take it seriously, or stay proud and single, so why help others cultivate their husbands so seriously? . .

6 1, you are out of your mind, your cerebellum is defective, pigs can read, and you can't even pass the pig kindergarten exam, which really worries mother pig.

62. Just like you, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth to find a girlfriend.

63. When you look at yourself in the mirror, you think it is redundant, but in fact, you are really redundant.

64. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

65. If there is a future, I will never come out of my mother's stomach.

66. I bought a razor online and my hands are shaking before I finish shaving.

67. What thick-skinned people often say is that I am good to you.

68. Go back and have a good bath! Send you 10 Jin perfume to cover your big slag.

69. Remember to wear perfume when you go out, and don't spit when you talk.

70. A good woman is like a hard egg outside, pure inside and yellow inside. Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside!

7 1, although you are a crooked melon and a cracked jujube, you have a lot of fancy words.

72. I advise you to calm down, take off your pants and squat down slowly, and have a good look at your B-shape. A collection of those cruel sentences

73. I smiled. Why do you like ink so much? Your mother didn't teach you how to grow up in her last life, did she?

74. Nowadays, young people really don't know the so-called. He even smeared cow dung on his face.

75. Don't think you are cool. In fact, I want to vomit as soon as I see you. Don't think you are handsome, but I want to kick you!

76. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

There is no free lunch, so I only eat breakfast and dinner.

A woman's domineering words

1, I can't make everyone like me. After all, not everyone is human. Don't tell me what to do without a lover on Valentine's Day. There are no dead people in Tomb-Sweeping Day's house. Is it necessary to kill several people?

3, a person walks too much and tears keep turning.

In this era, a dear is a hello at best. Don't move like you're going to heaven.

5. What is gossip? Gossip is that the evaluation of an important person is repeated by a group of 38-year-old women.

Don't say love to your sister, because I'm too lazy to play with you.

7. Sometimes, your smile is a poppy that makes me suffocate.

8. If you want to set me up everywhere, I'm sorry, you will see a vicious bitch.

9, love-just the adjustment of life. Don't care too much.

10 If you don't even have the courage to pursue what you like and people, you are doomed to be a failure.

1 1. There are always some people around you who are very attentive when using you and ignore you when not using you.

12, life is precious because it is limited, and we will work hard because of it.

13, suspicious. Suspicious people will not be happy and have no career.

14, anyway. I will always be by your side.

15, I like myself now and miss us in the past. Don't miss, don't miss, miss can't go back.

16. When you want to cry, find a place where no one is around to cry. Don't forget to put your original smile on your face after crying.

17, a boy playing LOL will ignore you, not necessarily because he cares about you, but because he is waiting for resurrection.

18, as long as your feet are still on the ground, don't take yourself too lightly; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

19, how strong do you have to be to compromise your obsession?

Whether I am right or wrong, she thinks I am the best and the best. I am willful, and she always gives in. When I lose my temper, she always accepts everything.

2 1, I can't give you the whole world, but I will give you my whole world.

22. I really admire those who have always looked down on me and persisted until now. The most interesting thing is that some people who are called friends have given up halfway, but they have persisted until now.

I don't want to be confused, so I have to pretend to be happy.

24, I am a girl, want money but no money, want culture without culture, want face without face, want figure without figure.

25. The recovered feelings are still so beautiful.

26. The wound, like me, is a stubborn child who refuses to heal.

27. Finally, I just want to sing one last song for you.

28. I will not let those who support me fall, and those who let me fall will never let them stand up.

29. No matter how strong the love is, it is just a scene after all.

30. The first ray of sunshine in the morning is not half as beautiful as your smile.

3 1. There are always a few bitches in life. Just because I don't stop you from being a bitch doesn't mean you can push your luck.

32. Love is just a game. If you are emotional, you are the last loser.

33. Eat what you eat and drink what you wear, but never rob your man. I would like to go shopping and chat with you during my vacation.

34. Be good at nodding to yourself, because life is not long, and be kind to people around you, because you may not meet them in the next life.

35. I don't have to look through your heart to embarrass me.

36, whose loneliness covered me. Whose dress is this? Cover my shoulders.

37. You are the panic of falling into the deep sea, and I am the nerve submerged in a pool of blood.

38, because of eternity, change, because the least unexpected, only unexpected.

39. What does silence mean? Maybe the dependence is too long.

I forgive you if you scold me once, twice and three times.

4 1, for whom time exists, let us forget the fleeting time.

42. Youth is like a cruel fairy tale, and jokes are usually staged as a farce.

43. The only person you can hurt is the one who loves you the most in the world, and others don't care about you at all.

44, love is big, hurt, want to escape.

45. Can I make a guest appearance on her happiness, too?

46, you are dazzling pride, I am just a humble clown.

47. Snow White's story tells us that even if seven diaosi are very kind to her, they can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man.

48. How can you turn a blind eye to my concern?

49. The back you left is still in front of you, and enchanting cherry blossoms are floating in the wind.

Since we can't be together, please don't come any closer.

5 1, missing is a kind of fruit, sweet and sour, full of memories and uncertain mood in the night.

52. The more memories, the more painful they are.

53, the girl put away your cowardice and put on your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.

54. You are very kind to every woman you are with, and I am just one of them.

55. Girl, you have been lost in the Pacific Ocean. Do you want a worse person to feed the dog? Throw it away, pick it up if someone wants it, or it's cheap.

56. Countless petals are swaying gently, accumulating rainbow-like dreams and bearing my thoughts.

57. You are dissolute, coquettish and seductive, but you are still a bitch after all. Men like women, not bitches.

Dear, if you love someone, please remember to tell him, then slap him hard and tell him loudly that we can't.

I just want someone to understand me, even if I didn't say anything.

Girl, you must live like a man, or you will be sorry for the dog who is watching jokes behind your back.

6 1, you should be nice to me, I am a naive silly girl in front of you.

It seems that you never care about my feelings.

63. Inherent domineering and strong possessiveness tell me that I must be the king. So when we fall together, I am the one who gives orders.

64. Past, present and future. I can't see through any of them.

65. Memories are still warm, but promises have cooled down.

66. The scenery slowly fades away, and you ebb in the sea of people who don't fall all year round.

67. My loneliness was forced out by those couples.

68. I drew a coffin in which you and she were lying. It's very kind of me to let you die together.

69. If I leave, will you still love me as you do now?

70. From that second on, I believed that happiness was approaching.

7 1, compose a melody without a period, and cannot continue.

72. It turns out that growth is a pain with clear veins.

73. Love is not necessarily all men, but it may be all women.

74. When I say I like you, you must hug me and say, damn it, I stopped talking! I am domineering, and I like the domineering of my man.

75. No matter how beautiful the plot is, it is just a drama, and no matter how beautiful the lyrics are, it is just a song.

76. Decadent years cannot be erased for many years.

77. When the whole world abandons you, you will know what treasure is.

Ironic remarks

First, the ironic sentence 1, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future! Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult! You have a peony-like appearance, a plum-like tenacity, a lotus-like pure heart, a peach-like sweet smile and a sunflower-like charm of Leng Yan. I look left and right, you are a sex maniac!

Second, Zhuge Liang never took a single soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?

Third, you look really fucking postmodern.

Fourth, people who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Real good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

Sixth, men fool women and call it flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Seven, people who want to bubble can't bubble, then at most one plan is ruined; The person who wants to soak is soaked, that is, soaked in formalin, called blood drop. . .

8. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

Nine, you are just a remainder in the division formula. No matter how perfect the accessory is, it can't compare with the original one. What's more, your accessory is just a defective product.

X. Personal signature of swearing 1. I'm sorry to make you laugh. 2, born to be a cucumber, owe to shoot! 3, you are not ugly, but the beauty is not obvious! Seeing you, I feel like I am at the scene of a car accident. 5, the face landed first, unable to return to the sky. 6. Everyone is made in China, so don't be mean. 7, you roll for me, keep rolling.

Eleven, swearing personality signature 1, you are not smart, but also learn from others! You are not Chairman Mao, but you pretend to be great. No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool. 4. When your mother gave birth to you, you looked back! 5. Your left face lacks pumping and your right face lacks kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.

Twelve, fell down, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

Thirteen, the most round in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.

Fourteen, the journey of exploration is not to discover the new world, but to cultivate a new perspective.

15. Irony 1. When you laughed, the wolf hanged himself. When you scream, the chicken flies and the dog jumps. When it stopped, it smelled bad. When you look at it, the world is shocked. You sweat, lice suffer. You are uglier than a ghost without dressing up. When you dress up, ghosts will paralyze you. 2. Without wind, clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; If it weren't for you ... stupid people wouldn't exist.

Sixteen, swear, this is a lie from the heart.

Time is the best teacher, but it's a pity that he finally killed all the students.

Eighteen, people like you are really rare in the world!

19, honey, I'm ... I'm pregnant for ... three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, you're not responsible ... "

Twenty, don't pretend to be wonderful and happy with me, and don't wish me happiness Are you qualified?

Twenty-one, satirizing people's malicious words, every word is a needle tip 1, are you human? As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a demon. You are really creative and have the courage to live! Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. 5. Is anthomaniac guilty? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you. It's just disgusting

Twenty-two, I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.

Twenty-three, the one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

Twenty-four, if it hurts people, you deserve 1, and Baidu can't find your smile. 2. Fighter in the slag, VIp in the slag. 3, salted fish turn over, or salted fish. 4. If you choose to look up at others at 45 degrees, don't blame others 135 degrees to look down at you. 5. Trees live with skins, people live with faces, trees don't need skins, they will die, people are shameless, and the world is invincible.

Twenty-five, fat pig, why did you run out of the pigsty? Why not go back to eat pig food? If you grow faster, I will kill you and sell you for money!

Twenty-six, I am tempted to see beautiful women, and sweet words deceive my heart.

Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

Twenty-eight, after seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, the original handsome can be so single-minded!

Liu Neng's malicious words

1, I'm not a TV, so stop staring at me.

2, I am not a straw boat, don't send your bitch to me.

Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

There is only one channel in my heart, and the most hateful thing is that there is no advertisement yet.

You know how brave I need to dial your number, but did you turn off your phone?

If you are so rich, why don't you let the mare go?

7. Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

I don't hate you because I don't want to remember you.

9. It is better to be heartless than to be heartbroken.

10, dad said handsome men lie, and mom said unattractive men lie. Your father is a good example.

1 1, don't give me pressure, it will be my motivation to become your boss.

12, even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

13,24 Compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

14, you are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of death.

15. Without toads, swans would be lonely.

16. Do you invite others to dinner every time? Actually, I'm starving.

17, the teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

18, there are too many bacteria in the outside world, and I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

19, don't come to me when you are bored, or I will be redundant.

20, weeding at noon, nothing to see the general. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

2 1, I would have thrown you out if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

22, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair with water, and cover the pot with fire!

23. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

24. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

25. I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

26, often walk in the kitchen, how can you not cut your hand?

27. Yes. How famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, and now you are not allowed to play pornographic content.

28. I am a bachelor. I'm ashamed. I waste paper for my country.

29. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

30. Hang a mosquito net and sleep naked in it. Doby Mosquito makes it anxious.

3 1. Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

32. I am not a bone I can't let every dog run after me.

33. Take the child by the hand and drag it away. If the child doesn't leave, he will faint and continue to drag.

34. Let the storm come more violently, and let the date get soaked.

Don't think that tanning can hide the fact that you are an idiot.

36. The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. Eating precious pieces of passion fruit every night.

37. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

38.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. I will send her to God in my mission.

If I win 5 million, I think I'd better donate it to my account.

40. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence …

4 1, country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

42. I'm actually in good shape, fat but not greasy.

43. Life is like a journey, and you may capsize somewhere.

44. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. Mom, there is only one.