There are sentences that are too narcissistic and speechless (39 selected sentences)

There is a saying that is rendered speechless by excessive narcissism-1. I am me, different fireworks.

2. The child's words are unscrupulous, and all the stories blurted out are unthought stories, which outline a full but affectionate ID. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

No one can see clearly the expression on their faces when they turn around when they meet.

6. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

7. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

9. There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never return empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.

10. This user is so handsome. It is forbidden to set personal data.

12. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

13. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

14. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

15. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness. So, up to now, I still live for my handsome and strong.

16. You are not the only one in your world. You still have me, you know.

17. All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything from me.

18. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

19. Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!

20. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.

In fact, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

22. I can kill you with the keyboard, or I can shame you with my beauty.

23. I wanted to tell you about April Fool's Day, but when I thought that I was so handsome, you would definitely have a crush on me. Forget it.

24. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

25. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. Once I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. If I see a female animal, I'm going to run away. Who knows that after I went out, I didn't catch up except for a scream. I looked back carefully and they all fainted on the beach. ......

27. You can have a crush on my brother because I don't have a sister-in-law.

28. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

29. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

30. Being good-looking is not easy to cheat, so the invigilator can't help looking. No wonder I was often found in those days.

3 1. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

32. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

33. Am I handsome?

34. From now on, I hope I can become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by erotic fanatics. I'm scared.

35. I wake up every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.

36. Don't give up if you are jealous, but continue if you are envious.

37. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

38. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

39. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

Narcissistic quips in friends circle (39 sentences)

I don't mind you calling me handsome, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

Do you know how to hurt a person? It is good for her if she works hard. If she pulls it out suddenly, she may not cry.

When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

5. I am a god.

Seeing a handsome guy in the distance, I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

7. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that all those snacks are for me.

10. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

1 1. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.

12. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

13. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

14. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

15. admit that you still love me.

16. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

17. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

18. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

19. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it. ￣

20. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man in your family, you can go back and ask him-it's difficult during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

Narcissism sends a teasing remark in a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

22. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, which I really know.

23. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

24. I am handsome, with good eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

25. I was born to do great things.

26. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

27. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

28. Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad. 202 1 latest classic.

29. When a woman stops urging you home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

30. I really don't know what else in the world can be trusted to distinguish between true and false.

3 1. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

32. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.

33. Why? Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

34. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

35. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, I am happier than Zhong Wan that my smile won the third prize.

36. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

37. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

38. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

Wordless sentences describing a person's special narcissism (38 sentences)

A wordless sentence describing a person's special narcissism 1. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

I saw a handsome guy in the distance, so I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing with people all over the world!

4. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

5. I am handsome, with fine eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO handsome boy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

6. Don't challenge my sister's skill with the speed at which you throw the video!

7. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.

It's so windy that it's inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it.

9. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

10. Just now, someone praised me for being handsome. I suggest you go and see my friend. After reading it, you will find that I am much more handsome than before.

1 1. I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

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13. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

14. Don't cry at my grave, that's my way of reincarnation!

15. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

16. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

17. Always alienated by ordinary people because they are too handsome. You see, when he made the statement, no one read it.

18. The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.

19. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

Don't be infatuated with my brother, he is just a legend.

2 1. Handsome is just a word, but it has stuck to me all my life.

22. It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

23. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.

26. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

27. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

28. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

29. We drifted all the way, leaving only one tire footprint. ...

30. It's not that I stay up late, but that the bright star needs me in the dark.

3 1. When I grow up, I learn to smile, learn to be strong, and learn not to cry for anyone.

32. I hope you can grab my collar and be domineering, even arrogant, and tell me that those snacks are all for me.

33. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

34. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

35. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

36. Don't set up a stall in my sister's heart casually, and then call the city management!

37. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

38. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

Say something about narcissism.

A sentence about narcissism has connotation: 1. Being a handsome man is very tiring, and I really understand.

It suddenly occurred to me that my mobile phone is actually more useful because of you.

A girl who met me once said to me, "If there are only ten minutes left in the world, I will recall your handsome appearance with you." If there are only three minutes left in the world, you should show me your most handsome and handsome demeanor again; If there is only one minute left in the world, I will tell you 60 times-you are so handsome.

Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see cars. So I dare not go out, for fear of electric shock to others.

Some people say I'm handsome, and I've been wondering who leaked the news all night.

6. I choose to give up you because I love you deeply and I am lost in love.

7. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

It's so windy that it's inconvenient to go out. I am so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else's arms, they won't return it.

9. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

1 1. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing looks really can't be quiet.

12. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

13. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

14. Meeting the most handsome person at the right time is a kind of happiness; It's sad to meet the most handsome person at the wrong time.

15. The second time I walked into the street, another group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I remember last class and nodded and said, "I am handsome." They hit me again and said I was too modest.

16. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

17. feelings are like this. If you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.

18. When I left, China seemed to have lost his soul.

19. I want to commit suicide because I am so handsome, but all the girls beg me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "

20. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

2 1. I am me, different fireworks.

22. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

23. I wake up by myself every morning.

24. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

25. Life is a book, fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

Talk about narcissistic sentences. 26. Ah ~ ~ You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week. ...

27. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

28. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

29. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

30. It's not that I stay up late, but that the bright star needs me in the dark.

3 1. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

32. What's the big deal about being beautiful? People always tell me that.

33. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

34. I took a beautiful photo of myself today. It's really beautiful.

35. Handsome is just a word, but it has stuck with me all my life.

36. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

37. I am handsome, please don't look.

I saw a handsome boy in the distance. I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

39. Today, a girl praised me for being thin, so I slapped her in the face. Can't you see how handsome I am? !

40. I really don't know what else in the world can be trusted to distinguish between true and false.

4 1. I am like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for being ungrateful. My style is limited edition.

42. I suddenly want to go out and cheat money to eat and drink with my handsome face, and live a lascivious life freely.

43. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my face value.

44. Don't do everything, don't spend everything, don't believe everything and don't tell everything.

45. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

46. When a woman stops urging you home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

47. I want to keep a low profile, but they always clap and yell at me.

48. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

49. Do you know how to hurt a person? Is that people who work hard are kind to her. If she pulls out suddenly, she may stop crying.