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How do elders boast about taking selfies?

How can I boast that I can take selfies?

The list of beautiful young ladies is super, super much.

Praise a rainbow p every day

Oh, by the way, I am a girl, and ordinary male friends may not need to use so many adjectives. Also, if you don't like this style, please don't click it, lest you don't like it again and affect your mood. )

Collected some copywriting everywhere.

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I don't like it. Don't spray while watching, okay?

Anyway, I also opened a comment screening.

-Sister can debut.

-The cover looks good.

-it turns out that beautiful women kill people by their faces.

-the drop fee will be charged.

-Please keep this update speed.

-you are born beautiful without makeup, and fairies come down to make up.

-Nothing looks so good. Why?

-A lot of comments, beautiful women will become beautiful women, hahaha.

-Today is also a beautiful day.

I thought it was a beauty, but it turned out to be a peerless beauty.

-Thank you for being so beautiful

-it is difficult for the gods to come down to earth!

-Crying beauty killed me.

-Announce that this is my wife.

I really can't get tired of seeing beautiful women.

-In situ heartbeat

-killed by my sister's beauty.

-xx (somewhere) beauty absolutely!

God, what beauty is this!

Beauty, let's elope.

Hello, the Pacific Ocean is my covet for you.

-Are you Italian and China? So my soul mate.

-Today is also a 360-degree waltz of love for my sister (brother).

-I can only say: lying in the trough, beauty.

-But I have no culture. When I see a beautiful woman, I just say, I'm dead.

-whose fairy tale book didn't close again and let the princess run out?

Where did you have the operation? There's no sign of a cut on the wing.

-If you don't go back to Disney, there will be no princess! ! ! !

Please pay the drop fee.

-sister, little beauty, don't be so perfect.

You look like Jackson Yi's wife.

-This can change the 300-year peace of ancient border territories.

-almost come on, there is no need to be so amazing.

Do you know how dinosaurs died out? They are so angry that their front paws are short that they dare not applaud your beauty.

-Pretty girls send photos to fall in love.

-What's the beauty? Get married? My friend never imagined that what she once praised me was brought here by me.

-If you don't go back to Disney, there will be no princess.

Those who have plastic surgery are brave beauties, those who have no plastic surgery are natural beauties, those who have tattoos are individual beauties, those who can paint are lovely beauties, those who are good at painting are changeable beauties, those who are not good at painting are diligent beauties, and those who come into the world are not allowed to scold beauties.

Give people a chance to live, don't dress up, it's breathtaking.

-There is something wrong with it. What's it like to look so good?

-Beauty is an angel, isn't it? What hospital did it do? How did you take off your wings without leaving a trace?

-I'm really convinced by you, a fairy who sinks fish and falls geese.

-Let's practice the P-chart technique again. Not as good as me at all.

-This picture is good! Your photos are so natural and harmonious! This beautiful photo really touched everyone, with clear pixels and moderate angles. From the shooting point of view, the mobile phone is of high grade, accurate shooting technique, clear angle, simple background and unique scenery, which can be called a classic of modern photographers! This photo presents an extraordinary focus, which is beautiful.

-debut, I vote for you with seven aunts and eight aunts.

-No, sir, how can you be so beautiful!

-You made me deeply understand the meaning of this sentence. Seeing the photos, I dare not reply easily. I'm afraid my vulgar language has defiled the rare beauty in this world. But I still went back, feeling that it would be a lifelong regret if such wonderful photos could not leave their own foreshadowing behind. Please forgive my selfishness! No amount of flowery words can describe the beauty of this photo. It's beautiful.

-Sister, are you a hybrid? China is in heaven.

-have finished, immortal descent also don't say in advance?

-when I looked at the small picture, I thought it was a beautiful woman, and I ordered the big picture. Hehe, it turned out to be a stunning beauty.

-As the saying goes, the flowers in the wall are fragrant outside, and the reputation of Miss Sister spreads everywhere. She is gentle and elegant, beautiful and generous, and looks good without makeup.

-What is this beautiful girl? It's a once-in-a-lifetime beauty. Today is also a day to appreciate my sister's beauty. My sister's eyes are like the most beautiful amber in a treasure chest, which can capture my heart best. What kind of fairy face is such a beautiful face! Is it a real treasure? I think my sister came out of Raphael's painting, a peerless aristocrat with a halo!

-I don't know who such a good-looking person will be cheaper in the future!

-When she pouts, she annoys the spring willow, and when she lowers her eyebrows, she sweeps the middle of the lake. She just said it was a beautiful spring day.

I only praise my girlfriend, so please give me a chance to praise you.

You are so beautiful that you deserve praise.

You are too selfish. How many people can't sleep every time they send photos? You don't care. How many people are lovesick? You don't care. How many people are lovesick? You don't care. You only care about yourself, just as selfish as I only care about you.

-Some people are really speechless, so can't they look in the mirror if they like to see beautiful women?

Do you think you look good? You're gonna kill me. I think so too.

Ask if you don't understand. Are you Liu Yifei?

-Nu Wa Niangniang's dazzling works.

-Don't think you are a beauty. I love all people like you.

Face is a famous painting, personality is a fairy tale, life is a movie, and existence is a myth.

Scholar advanced rainbow p:

-Mu Xin: ① Your smile and laughter made me uncomfortable, and the heat faded, which restored my lonely health.

His eyebrows are war, and his smile is post-war peace.

You smile like fine weather. Jian Zheng

-Qian Zhongshu: I want to sit farther away. You are so beautiful! This moon will play tricks on me and do stupid things.

When you don't laugh, you still have a smile on your face, like the sound in the air after the music stops.

That girl is a combination of "forget-me-not-grass" and "don't touch my flowers". It is a red rose that turns into a blue flower-"blue flower" is a symbol of the distant ideal of romanticism.

(4) Born with a good face that ordinary women spend money and time adjusting fat and powder to imitate, it is so fresh that people forget their thirst and feel greedy, as if it is a good fruit.

Classical scholars look at her good teeth when joking, and wonder why poets at all times and all over the world are willing to tie a woman's hair around her waist to become a woman's sleeping mat, even shoes and socks that she steps on, but never think of turning them into her toothbrush.

She is a wonderful flower of modern civilized society-a real girl.

-She came with graceful posture, just like at night, with clear skies and bright stars in Wan Li; The most wonderful light and darkness, all gathered in her rich figure and fundus, interwoven into such a gentle light, which was not seen by the rich day. byron

I drew everyone around you, but I didn't draw you. I think you are too bright for my eyes to stop. -Gu Cheng

-Your fingertips even have beautiful colors. Kawabata

-Zhu Shenghao: ① Everything here is ugly, the wind, rain and sun are ugly, people are ugly, and I am ugly. Only you are as admirable as the sky.

You are a beautiful and lovely person. The spirits of spring, summer, autumn and winter combine to describe your body and soul. How do you want me to compliment you?

(Zhu Shenghao's sweet words to his wife Song Qingru are super sweet, so boys can go to study. )

You are wearing a green raincoat, like a medicine bottle, which contains medicine for my illness. -Zhang Ailing

I love your simplicity, but I don't love your luxury. When you wear a blue robe, there is a special brilliance between your eyes. I can't say how much I like it when I look at it. -Xu Zhimo

-her inquiring eyes are beautiful and blue, with cold light, which is the kind of light that the ice floes in the South China Sea reflect the summer sunshine. -O 'Henry

-Yu Guangzhong: ① Between moonlight and snow, you are the third amazing color.

(2) Pianpian, you are here, like a poem from a love story. The words from Jiang Baishi rhyme, you are here.

(3) Endless spots, curled up behind the ear, snuggled up to the lips or eyebrows, add mystery to the charm. Legend has it that there is a star in the sky who cares about the sweat spots on your face. Believe it or not, I beg you, don't laugh too much. You look dazzling in the cymbals. Listen to me, there should be a mark.

(Mr. Yu Guangzhong's sweet words are also amazing. Don't ask me if I have you in my heart, I am full of you in the afterglow. Absolutely! )

The author has something to say:

Wang Xiaobo's sweet words are also very good.

(The literati's rainbow P seems to be like a love story, saying lemon)

-Today's beauty (handsome) is also in normal business.

-Is this beauty real?

-I can lick this value for a lifetime.

Her face is not sweat, but dew of roses.

-my god, what level of fairy is this?

-Every day is so charming.

-every frame is so wonderful.

-I have to change my mobile phone desktop again.

-It's perfect from hair to feet.

My brother is full of handsome factors from his hair to his feet. )

-Life is a picture.

-the beauty of famous products that will shine.

Whenever you look at it, you feel beautiful (handsome).

That's what angels may say.

-Salt and sweetness are XXX.

-Shi Sheng beauty XXX

-the owner of an empty appearance.

Even the back of the head is amazing.

-even the reporter's heart is the beauty of a sniper.

Even if I saw it with my own eyes, I can't believe it.

-just watching XXX for a long time can make people fall into it.

-want to slide on the nose of a beautiful woman (brother).

This set of pictures must be kept in mind.

-XXX is killing with his face again.

-XXX is holding a beautiful murder again.

-XXX, go and insure your face.

-XXX is really a peach blossom on earth.

-XXX this heart arsonist.

-The beauty of -XXX is really historic.

-this is the beauty that the camera can't carry.

What it's like to live with such a face every day and experience the truth.

Even if it's only for one day, I'll live with this face once.

-Is this face value true?

-Is this level of face value really reasonable?

-What kind of universe (century) handsome guy (beauty) is this?

-I'm really in love. I'm so touched every day.

-What's cute about this?

-What is this beautiful little love?

-where did you get the beautiful baby?

What do you think is my favorite type?

Too beautiful (handsome) is also illegal.

-Angels from the earth

-sounded the attention alarm of the emptiness of the heart.

-beautiful (handsome) to dizzy.

-XXX from the cuteness of snacks.

-Heart attack.

-conceived from a distance.

The face value of -XXX is really good.

-XXX's biggest regret is that he can't kiss his face.

-What's the point of living without XXX?

Is XXX three years old today?

-Today is also the day when I fell in love with XXX.

-Today, I danced a waltz of love 360 degrees, without the value of XXX.

Only tomorrow's XXX is better than today's XXX.

-Our children grew up eating CDs.

-holding XXX is a 100-meter sprint.

At the sight of your eyebrows and eyes, I came to life. I like to see your cheeks flushed, like rosy clouds at dusk. You are the only light in my dark life.