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Second, trauma leads to loneliness, and confusion leads to doubt; Doubt means that relatives don't need it, and confusion means that people lose their degrees; Loss is chaos, chaos is national danger, and national danger is worry.
Third, money is a good servant, but it can also be a bad master on some occasions.
Fourth, women are the most hypocritical animals in the world. They keep saying "money is not important", but the most important thing is that the man she is looking for must be rich!
The only thing in the world that you can get for nothing is poverty, and the only thing that you can make out of nothing is a dream.
6. Is justice dirty enough to fight evil? But if good and evil are equally dirty, what's the difference between them?
Seven, many girls got Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong's life.
Eight, don't think that you are younger than me, you can scamper for a few more days. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!
Nine, everyone is equal before money, and everyone is unequal before fate.
The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets.
The flies in the crown are no more noble than those in the toilet.
Beggars are people who tax your conscience.
Thirteen, all projects under the banner of the people. It's all bean curd residue projects.
Fourteen, people invented clothes to hide their shame, and then took off their clothes because of fashion. -the relationship between civilization and clothing.
Fifteen, the four major sorrows of life: a long drought meets sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.
Sixteen, in today's society, rules are a good railing, but as long as there is some power, some money, some friends, almost all "exceptions" will appear. Rules only care about those who have no power, no money and no friends! Society is not defeated, but defeated!
Seventeen, the degree is to coax the thesis to your husband; Teaching is to fool your students with handouts.
Eighteen, the growth of people should be educated by parents, teachers, books and society. Interestingly, the latter always seems to run counter to the first three.
Nineteen, only the icing on the cake, who wants to send charcoal in the snow?
Twenty, don't be afraid of being used. People use you, which means you still have use value.
Twenty-one, yes 10 female 9 dew, 9 dew 8 silk, 8 silk 7 black, 7 black 6 transparent, 6 transparent 5 thick, 5 thick 4 Sao, 4 Sao 3 ugly, 3 ugly 2 fishing net, 2 fishing net 1 with holes. . .
Twenty-two, the anger of mediocrity, grab the land with the head.
23. At the beginning of love, men like to play the role of savior; At the end of love, women like to play the role of victims.
The world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.
Twenty-five, African animals on the grassland; European and American animals are in the zoo; Animals in China are on the dining table.
Twenty-six, the gentleman does not sweep a house, why sweep the world.
Twenty-seven, when the lights are flickering, Bai is holding the apple 5 he received and snuggling up to his naked chest in the hotel. Sad diaosi still hold the Red Fuji in the cold wind, imagining the joy when the goddess receives it.
Twenty-eight, the heart of mortals is more dangerous than mountains and rivers, and it is difficult to know the sky.
Twenty-nine, a long time ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Lies are washed away first, leaving real clothes, but truth refuses to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies in real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth.
Thirty, ask what money is in the world and teach people life and death!
3 1. A man's words are like an old lady's teeth. How much is true?
Thirty-two, what you don't want, no matter how good it is, is rubbish.
When all editors are stupid enough to believe only in fame and age, literature is almost finished.
34. Traitors betray the country, robbers rob money, and bitches sell themselves, each of which has a set of unreasonable but heroic fallacies.
The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.
Thirty-six, were you thrown three times when you were born and only caught twice?
37. We are becoming a hypocritical country. When the grandiose things are finished, the true face of deception will certainly appear. It's all a cover, and nausea is behind.
In the eyes of pigs, perhaps the stupidest animal in the world is man.
39, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!
Forty, some people didn't get rich first, so the goal of letting some people get rich first has not been achieved. ]
Forty-one, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's fucking postmodern.
Forty-two, China people are not rich because there are three big mountains, houses, schools and medical care, which are holding them back, so they have never been able to get rich. Now these three mountains have not moved away, and another mountain with rising prices has come; It is estimated that it is difficult for people in China to get rich.
Forty-three, a man like you can only live two episodes in a play.
44. Why can't the men's soccer team even rush out of Asia? Because there are 1 1 women on the court.
Forty-five, it is a very common psychological phenomenon to lie and even convince yourself.
Forty-six, go to kindergarten and lose innocence; I went to primary school and lost my childhood; In junior high school, I lost my happiness; In high school, I lost my mind; I went to college and lost my pursuit; After graduation, I lost my major; Work, lose your edge; Fall in love and lose your mind; Mortgage, lost a lifetime; Married, passion is gone; Doing business, losing the bottom line; Go abroad and lose your ancestors; Weibo, the luxury of losing privacy.
47. From the sports point of view, many people in China are used to being regarded as awesome by world representatives, but they can't accept being humiliated by world representatives, although the latter is true.
48. In fact, Americans envy us in China. Look how free we are. If we want, we can have an abortion, and if we want, we can be euthanized.
Forty-nine, women use nv films to pay homage to love, use piles of condoms to squander their youth, sigh that love is impermanent, and youth can't be returned, in exchange for a "maturity", so the so-called maturity is that they are tired of love and have enough exercise.
Fifty, if a professor is not afraid of death, it is very terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that and says nothing, the society will be even more terrible.
5 1. I think workers are the most beautiful people! What can we eat without the hard work of all the workers in the world? What to wear without the labor of laborers? What are you bragging about when you have nothing to eat and wear?
52. Everyone knows Si Mazhao's heart.
53. The biggest mistake people make every day is to be too polite to strangers and too hard on those closest to them. Change this bad habit and the world will be peaceful.
54. Why do a group of smart people get together and often do things that look retarded? That's because they are all too smart, and the result of the balance of interests is that everyone is holding hands like idiots.
55. The difference between a girlfriend and a female friend is only one word, and that is sex.
56. Everyone: die for love, for anger, for dignity, for morality and for profit.
57. A man's infidelity is like a dog. He can't change his mind and eats shit. Don't fantasize that he will stop there, let alone listen to his vows.
58. Can we have a safe glass of milk, live in an untenable building, walk on the main road of the city without sudden collapse, take a safe train, and let people enjoy the most basic sense of security?
Humorous sentences that satirize others' low emotional intelligence
Humorous sentences that satirize others' low emotional intelligence (I) 1. In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!
2. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
3. It's not that you don't laugh, and the powder will fall off when you laugh!
4. When there is a legend in the Jianghu, I am sorry for the audience.
There used to be a woman who wanted to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts and never put them back on me.
6. Interpretation is cover-up, and cover-up is fact.
You are nothing special, but your face is strong enough. ...
Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig.
9. The villain is shameless, valuing profit over death. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.
10. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.
1 1. You should still have some self-knowledge. Can you stop talking? You exposed your IQ as soon as you opened your mouth.
12. In front of temptation, he always sits still; He was indomitable until he was tortured!
13. Look at your gentle appearance, why can't you speak human words?
14. It's really nothing, but as soon as the wolf calls, they make up one lie after another.
15. Don't call me if you have nothing to do, let alone something!
16. Mosquitoes bite your face and want to commit suicide. yulujb
17. No matter what sharp words I use, I can't express my indignation at you at the moment.
18. Do a good job and live a wonderful life.
19. A mother who was born without a father was born to spoil our outlook on life and world!
20. You are really a rocking tree. What are you talking about?
Humorous sentences that satirize others' low emotional intelligence (part two) 2 1. You sound like Shakespeare and Zorro, both Sandy and Zuo.
22. It is not necessarily an angel who has wings, but a birdman.
23. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.
24. Your toilet cleaner is used in the same way as Fu.
As soon as I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster.
26. When you see a beautiful woman, you are tempted, and sweet words deceive your heart. (a complete collection of quotations. com)
27. I knew at a glance that you were born because your mother had been with aliens for too long.
I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.
When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.
30. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.
3 1. I've met many ugly people, but too many people have grown up like you!
32. You evil knife-wielder, forty miles of land is unpaid, you wolf.
I'll eat whatever you want. That's disgusting!
34. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish, I finally said that "the Japanese also bring personal words", and she agreed that whales are not fish.
35. The top of the head is as white as silver, and there is nothing in the scales. Eyes on the ass, only clothes and no one!
36. You say you just fool around all day, or just fool around.
37. I really want to put you in a cage and swim the streets, and try delicious Chinese cabbage and rotten eggs.
38. Many girls have Han Hong's disease, but not Han Hong's.
39. Jealousy returns to jealousy. Don't be a dog. Is it interesting to stab people in the back?
40. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!
Ironic sentences are humorous.
Ironic sentences are humorous (1) 1. On the road of love, I always stop and go, and my mother says that my legs and feet are not good.
2. You are not a VIP or even an IP. You're just a p.
Take medicine when you are sick. If you don't know what medicine to take, go to Qingshan Hospital and ask, there will be something suitable for you.
Every time I see you, I have an abnormal feeling, just like when I have nightmares.
When your mother gave birth to you, you looked back!
6. The roundest thing in the world is not necessarily a ball, but also a person.
7. It cleared up and the rain stopped. Do you think you can do it again?
8. If something happens, don't let your feelings sow at will, or they will take root and sprout. You have to toss and turn if you want to pull it out. I can't pull it out if I want to.
9. People can do anything. The word "bitch" doesn't deserve to be used on you!
10. Do you know how your farm died? When you were a child, your mother fed you dung, and you didn't even have to eat your own fields! It' s really' fat water does not flow outside'!
1 1. The reason for constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.
12. I said you wanted a facelift. At least go to Korea and Thailand. You are now the result of Thai shemale surgery!
13. Men fool women, which is called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.
14. Zhong Wuyan has something to do and Xia Yingchun has nothing to do.
15. Keep your position straight, don't fart, and don't take yourself too seriously.
16. God will regret that he didn't give people a wagging tail, thus reducing the effect of many expressions.
17. Look at your teeth. Are you and the dog the same ancestor?
18. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world want to see it!
19. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.
20. It is God's creativity that makes you, and it is your courage to live in this world.
Ironic sentences are very humorous (2 1). True good friends are not together with endless topics, but together, and they will not feel embarrassed even if they don't talk.
22. Four tragedies in life: the long drought meets the rain; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When nominating a gold medal, dream.
23. I finally know why there is famine in the world, because of your appearance.
24. The light is on! Thank you very much I specialize in helping people solve problems, and I don't care about the rest!
25. I never understand a problem. Why do people think you are a man?
26. Hey, sister, stand aside, it's blocking my cell phone signal.
27. I'm really surprised at your shameless.
28. I will help you solve the problem that Confucius can't help you solve.
29. The death of one person is a tragedy, but the death of millions of people is only a statistic.
30. I took a photo of you on a whim and made a computer desktop, but I was infected with a computer virus!
3 1. I am convinced that your musical talent is definitely not a simple voice display.
32. Mothers born without fathers are born to spoil our outlook on life and world!
33. The sky is blue and the sea is deep. Nothing a person says is true. Love is eternal, blood is bright red, and it is impossible for a man not to fight; When a man has money, he is predestined friends with everyone; Men are reliable, sows can climb trees!
34. Uncle, you look great, just like a stick.
35. You evil knife-wielder, nobody pays for 40 miles.
36. I don't remember my worries. I usually report them on the spot.
In fact, you are responsible for everyone by staying away from the crowd!
I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die soon.
39. Third party, you dropped your skirt.
40. The so-called seminar is actually to invite some irresponsible people to eat dirty rice, spend some shady money, say something irrelevant and have a nondescript meeting.
Humor, satire, humor, tell me.
Humor, satire, humor, tell me.
1. There is moonlight in front of the window, and the test papers are one by one. Look at the music and ask Fiona Fang!
2. Don't choose your boyfriend too high, or you will get spinal disease.
3. Ideals are like underwear. You must have them, but you can't prove to everyone that you have them!
4. Is the smartphone mentally retarded when it falls to the ground?
5. There is a cold called not wearing long pants. Honey, are you wearing trousers today?
6. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
7. The three animals that are least afraid of cold in the world. One is polar bear. The second is a penguin. The third is women.
8. Little monsters appear just to make Altman less boring, just like you appear.
9. My mother said that when Russia plays games, whoever disturbs Russia will be given a bottle of Fuyanjie.
10. First Singles' Day, then Mid-term Exam, then Parents' Meeting. This is called the total collapse of love, career and affection.
1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you in long Johns and you don't know it.
12. What depresses me is that the air around me still stinks after farting.
13. Our school is so helpless. Mobile phones can't be attached to feelings casually. We can't love the canteen. There are few dishes with shorter hair that are not so handsome.
14. Xuedi: Xue Jie can only help you here!
15. Don't be crazy with me, I'll make you turn the whole world upside down.
16. Because you were the first to be a bitch, I shot an arrow.
17. Why do women have big aunts and men don't have uncles?
18. The tears that flow out are actually water that enters the brain.
19. Don't complain about beef noodles without beef. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?
If no one in the world wants you in the future, please remember that there is still me and I don't want you.
2 1. The raccoon said, "Peach, can you kiss me?" Peach said, "No!" The raccoon said, "Did I just say that?" Tao said, "May I kiss you?" The raccoon said, "Of course!
22. The girl's Tang Yin is black, so be sure to wear a bra and wait for the old man to untie it for you.
23. As long as the money is in place, it doesn't matter, as long as the food is in the stomach, the spirit is 1000 times.
24. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
25. One of my girlfriends came up and stripped me of my clothes, and the other one yelled at the beast. Let the beast go.
I just want to say that today the English teacher finally found out that the sentences I translated were written in Pinyin.
27. Women are like eggs, hard outside, pure inside and yellow inside! Men are like mangoes, yellow outside and yellow inside! ! There is wood!
28. I forced a single man to live alone in the house. . . There is a fly at home, so I can't bear to hit it. I am the only one who can breathe after death.
29. Halloween is a group of people who are tired of playing tricks and find a reason to play ghosts.
30. Today, I played mobile phone in class. Suddenly, someone was lying on my back. I thought it was my girlfriend, so I kissed her It turns out that my class teacher ...
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