QQ space humorous and lovely sentences

My sister's name is Wang Xiaomei. She is not tall, but she is slim. On her peach-red melon face, there are a pair of big shining eyes and a small cherry mouth embedded under her high nose. She is four years older than me. We have been playing together since childhood. She always says I'm not good, but I still like her very much.

Second, women are always decisive and accurate about men they don't love; When you meet the right person, your IQ will automatically return to zero.

Third, if my life is a movie, then you are the pop-up advertisement.

Fourth, life does not have to be perfect, but it must be wonderful.

You are a butterfly among flowers and a bud among lilies. No matter what clothes you wear, you are always so dignified and beautiful.

In fact, we are all just children. I'm just beginning to understand camouflage.

I like cute girls, and you are my favorite.

I gave up on you when I didn't have enough confidence to make you happy. I let you go when I didn't have a certain ability to stabilize you. When I have enough confidence to make you happy, you have left me. When I have a certain ability to stabilize you, you have married someone else. If you love her, you should work hard for her happiness, not let her go.

A boy who loves to talk and laugh. A chubby face, a pair of big eyes sparkly, especially that big mouth, when laughing, the corners of the mouth slightly become warped and speak loudly.

Ten, curved eyebrows, curved corners of the mouth, small nose with fine lines because of frequent wrinkles, if Hanxing's eyes shine with cordial and smart light, voluminous black hair floats smoothly on his shoulders, although it is not very beautiful, it is difficult to take your eyes away.

Eleven, favorite book, female secretary; The largest network, the Internet; The worst dish, fried squid; The youngest elder, mistress; The most expensive post, invitation; The most difficult formula, three points; The stinkiest feet, men's feet.

Twelve, Qiao if three spring Zhi Tao, element if nine autumn chrysanthemum.

Thirteen, I used to regard you as my life, but now I smile at myself, loving him but not me. You are really blind.

Everyone passing by, please slow down your pace. I swear to God and your honesty: all I want to say is the most common but affectionate sentence, three words that will always be hot: I love you.

Fifteen, sometimes we are a little nearsighted and ignore the most authentic feelings from us; Sometimes we have some farsightedness, which blurs our recent happiness. Life is really short, far from our imagination, never really far. So, be kind to those who love you and be kind to yourself. Today is your pillow, and tomorrow you may become a stranger. If you can't fall in love in this life, don't expect to meet again in the next life.

Sixteen, my sister just entered the second grade this year. According to my usual observation, I summed up a word for her, that is laziness. If nothing else, she would shake her head and pout when her father told her to sweep the floor after school. If not, point to my brother. I am still young. Why don't you ask him to go? Well, I have to drop my homework and sweep the floor and accept my bad luck.

The 17-year-old girl wore a pure white strapless dress with a beautiful collarbone looming and a full skirt.

Don't say sad, everyone has his own story. Don't quarrel when you break up. After all, we have been together for so long. He will be sad when he breaks up, but he is wise and doesn't want to tie you or his tomorrow. Let's get together and leave, and we'll be friends again. Everyone has their own helplessness. No matter who you love most, life is still long, and no one can predict tomorrow. Maybe the next second your true love is still waiting for you.

Nineteen, when you can't hold on, you can tell yourself that I'm tired, but don't tell yourself that I can't.

Twenty, grow really creative, live really courageous!

Twenty-one, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

Twenty-two, saying that money is evil, everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go.

Twenty-three, you are wearing purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it really flies like a small butterfly. It's beautiful and the color is soft.

We are tired because we often hesitate between persistence and giving up. We are worried because our memory is so good that what we should remember and what we shouldn't remember will remain in our memory. We suffer because we pursue too much. The reason we are unhappy is that we care too much, not that we have too little, but that we care too much.

Twenty-five, I still have air at least, although it is not very fresh; At least have a home, although you can't go back often; At least there are family members, although they can't be with them; At least one body, although not very good, at least one soul, although not very complete; At least there is a shadow, although I can't speak; Have at least two friends; Although we can't be together often; At least not lonely, because I have myself.

Twenty-six, far away, I look at your back. Your black hair is tied behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream at the foot of a quiet mountain. You came in skipping. A red coat and a tight belt looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.

There are no deserts in the world. When I miss you once, I drop a grain of sand and it becomes a Sahara desert.

QQ space humorous joke sentences

First, a man who doesn't want property at the time of divorce must be a bad person; A divorced woman who doesn't want property must be a good woman.

Second, my girlfriend and I are separated. In fact, our sex life is quite harmonious-I am impotent and she is indifferent …

Third, men study PhD because of their low IQ, while women study PhD because of their low EQ. I don't know my length. How can it be your depth?

I am a lump of dried cow dung.

Five, any telephone interview, talk about the anecdote of the student days. Ask me about my grades and what I did as a monitor. I'm really not sure. I turned my head and whispered to my wife, are you the monitor at school? The wife nodded. I turned to my phone and said, well, I did it.

I swear to cancel all previous vows from now on! I swear I will never swear again!

Seven, I like children, I like the process of being a child!

Eight, some people meet like meteors, and instantly produce enviable sparks, but they are destined to pass by in a hurry.

Nine, the difference between life and existence is heaven and earth. How many people are alive and how many people are alive? Are you alive or alive?

I can't fly, no matter for whom.

Eleven, people's loneliness, sometimes can be seen from the body!

12. If there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl clean-

Thirteen, crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. What's terrible is a madman in his right mind.

Fourteen years old, oh yeah! Usually normal, sometimes a little crazy. Who dares to rob my wife ... I will dig his ancestral grave!

I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

It's not your fault that you want to be a mistress, but it's your fault to come to college!

17. Who can be as loyal to double feelings as RMB?

18. Young master and young lady used to be served by others, but now they are dedicated to serving others.

Nineteen, for "white", you have reached three points _ stupid, rich and smelly.

I don't know why, I just like my brother's woman!

Twenty-one, like is a touch of love; Love is deep love.

22. What is youth? Who hasn't been young? Are you old? Really.

I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any Japanese virgin!

Twenty-four, ask what is love in the world? The sage replied, "Waste."

Twenty-five Who said the abbot was sorry for what he had done? Has anyone considered the feelings of Taoist priests?

Twenty-six, delicious but jiaozi, fun but sister-in-law.

Twenty-seven, solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

Even if I am a cactus, I need to be watered by rain occasionally, even if there is only one drop, two drops, three drops and four drops ... At least, it gives me the courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season. ...

Urinating is the only pleasure in my daily life. You won't ask me why I am addicted to beer, will you?

Thirty, high-tech era, high-tech talents. I don't kneel to rub the washboard, I go home and kneel to wash the machine.

I can fry oil by putting your words in the oil pan, haha.

Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

Thirty-three, the final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium is called Jingwei filling the sea, and almost it is called Goddess mending the sky. I call it creation.

Thirty-four, the Buddha said: I also use Fuyanjie!

Thirty-five, this QQ long-term agent strike up a conversation business, smiling to welcome the majority of women and children to negotiate.

It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

Thirty-seven, the input and output of love are never proportional, and the wishful sacrifice is often touched by yourself!

Thirty-eight, some people say that I am shameless, that's nonsense. I am so handsome.

His jokes are so funny that everyone has to watch a tragedy to calm down a little.

Forty, don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball! 24。 At the campus singer contest, the female judge commented on me: "You have great potential, but the only drawback is that you enter the climax too slowly-"

4 1. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

Forty-two, life is like: the deaf listen to the dumb, and the blind go to hell.

Live well, because we will die for a long time!

Forty-four, since I got mental derangement, I am much more energetic.

Humorous message sentences in Qq space

1. Did you reply? I haven't seen you for a while, and I'm deeply concerned. I want to see you the first time I go to work I don't know if you brought anything to eat, but I brought you something delicious, which is your favorite thing-carrots!

2. Go to the bookstore to buy books. Where are the essentials of financial management and house purchase? Shop assistant: It belongs to the category of mental illness. It's in the penultimate row. What line is the book How to Improve? Shop assistant: It's in the judicial crime section, in the last row.

One night, a woman was on the night shift and saw a man coming towards her with open hands. "Rogue!" A woman kicks a man in the stomach. Bang, the man shouted, "Oh, my God, this is the sixth cup!" " "

4. Bandit: Report, there is a sniper 20 meters ahead, and his shooting is terrible! Gangster: Bastard, why didn't you kill him? Bandit: Don't you want them to change to a more accurate one?

5. A buddy once made a girl he liked confess. They sat for a long time before he got up the courage to ask the girl, do you have a boyfriend? Girl: Not yet. Then he was ecstatic and said, can you be my boyfriend?

6. Fine: The Animal Protection Association fined you 100 yuan for eating "China turkey for protecting animals"; The Forest Protection Association fined you 100 yuan for "cutting down pine trees indiscriminately". My friend, I am willing to pay a dime for your happy ticket.

7. I feel my heartbeat when talking to you. It's wonderful to do it with you. It's not dry to play with you. It's very kind to play with you. You silently tolerate everything about me, you silently accept my body and mind, and thank my computer! Go shopping by bike and leave the car unlocked when you enter the store. Come out after shopping, lock the car and get ready to go by bike.

8. I am a generation of handsome men who are called jade-faced flying cows in the rivers and lakes. The Year of the Ox is coming, and I want to send some special wishes to the handsome guys and beautiful women in the Jianghu. Send what? Just send a god of wealth in the Year of the Ox.

9. During the meal time, I took out the lunch prepared by my girlfriend in an ostentatious manner, and two lunch boxes, one large and one small, suddenly found two pieces of paper stuck on them: stool soup and urine soup. And then I lost my appetite.

10. One bedroom, two halls, blue tiles and white walls, fences outside the window, fragrant flowers and fruits in front of the door, your house is in the middle, and all brothers and sisters want it. I wish the person you love will always be healthy and have a safe trip!

1 1. Spoofing the Three Kingdoms: Zhao Yun who fought in the chaotic army: This Zhang Fei asked me not to give the map behind the house. Where is Changban Bridge? ! Jiang Wei: Why are there seven lights in the room? I don't know. Lamp oil is very expensive now. !

12. Rising, rising, crazy vegetable prices. Meet in the cold winter, meet in the crowded food market. I want to buy it, but I have no money. I can only wait until year after year, picking leaves and cooking ... soup!

13. Do you know? You are the only one in my Valentine's Day. Every day I put you in my palm, in my mouth, in my blood and engraved in my life. I can't live without you. What sweet water!

14. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you'll be fine, right and innocent. I really envy you!

15. Xu Xian lambasted: "Fahai, what do you mean by putting my wife under the pagoda to separate us?" ? Fahai did not answer. Lady white snake said, I asked for it. With your salary, you can make such a jumper in the West Lake?

16. In order to chase girls, I decided to launch a flower offensive ... Ask the boss: 1 rose stands for the only one, three stands for I love you, and nine stands for forever ... What does 999 mean? Florist: That means you are rich!

17. A person has only one heart, but two atria. A happy life; A person lives in sadness. Don't laugh too loudly, or you will wake up the sadness next to you.

18. Poetry Mixing and Comments: 1, just like the strong wind in spring, it blows at night, and Wan Muchun is in front of the sick tree. I feel chilly in spring! ) 2, two sentences for three years, buried by the coming night. I got it a little late! )

19. One day, a handsome guy was waiting for the bus at the station, and when he saw that he was smiling at him, he thought he was handsome, so he made several gestures. Seeing him smile more brightly, suddenly an aunt said, stop stepping on shit, young man!

20.()*oo* () is an auspicious pig, which contributes to peace. Please send it to four beautiful women to ensure that they will never have bad luck this year, otherwise they will have bad luck for four consecutive years and will not be sent back! I was forced, too. Who made you beautiful?

2 1. In the flying era, Jiang Wen let bullets fly, the Ministry of Agriculture let vegetables fly, the Ministry of Health let drugs fly, the National Development and Reform Commission let prices fly, PetroChina let oil fly, the Ministry of Education let tuition fly, the Ministry of Housing and Urban-Rural Development let housing prices fly, the tax bureau let taxes fly, the Grain Bureau let grain and oil fly, Foxconn let employees fly, and the boss let my bonus fly.

22. Life is precious and the price of vegetables is higher. If you want to survive, you must pay for it. Looking back at Tao Yuanming, money is bulging today. If wages don't rise, prices will burn. From then on, radish soup, slowly boil in the dream.

23. I am strong and humorous; A man of great talent learns to be rich in five cars; My heart is higher than the sky, and I don't love the Moon Palace Chang 'e. Alas, there are so many advantages, but there is only one disadvantage: the beauty of the world is rampant, and I only love you!

24. The kindergarten teacher conducted an intelligence test, poured a basket of building blocks on the table and let the children play freely. I saw Xiao Bai arrange the building blocks in a horizontal row in front of him, and then pushed them forward, shouting: I am stupid!

25. Little boy talks to the girl at the same table in class. The teacher saw it and asked angrily, what are you doing? Little ah said: ask her questions. The teacher is still angry: Ask me questions! Say, ok ... can you go out with me this weekend?

26. If I have a wowotou, I will give you half, if I have a half bowl of Caicai soup, if I have a shabby house, I will give you half. Hey, hey, if I have 100 million foreign debts, I'll give you half.

27. Boyfriend: You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee and as smart as a donkey! So I love you! Girlfriend: God, you just don't love me!

28. Falling sky, I look forward to meeting you here. Let me see your sweet smiling face, snuggle up to each other and have a long talk. Don't forget to choose your gift carefully.

29. There is a story: the husband and wife worked hard, then bought a villa with a sea view and paid off the mortgage. There is a lot of pressure every day, leaving early and returning late. Then what their nanny does most every day is to take the dog to watch the sea and drink coffee on the balcony.

30. What is pride? Cow! What is modesty? Pretend! What is thrift? Deduct it. What is love? Cheating! What is tenderness? Bitch! What is art? Take it off! What is a friend? You!

3 1. Poetry mashup and comment: 1. A high wind knows the strength of grass, and the sky is high enough for birds to fly. What a nice bird! What a strong wind! ) 2. I lifted myself to look and found that it was moonlight and a pair of tears. I'm lonely! )

Qq space humorous sentence message

First, bed, you let me go. Come on, I'm a class person.

Second, I just want to bully you all my life, and don't even think about running away.

Third, inspiration, like orgasm, is very cool when it comes and disappears quickly.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but liking someone who doesn't like himself. Classic funny talk about _ _ I accidentally failed to cross the New Year's Eve, and my brother stayed in the past.

To be a good monster, you must defeat Altman at all costs.

6. I want to hire two children on Tanabata. When I meet a man, I will call him dad. When I meet a woman, I will call my mother. If I can break up a couple, it's a couple.

Today, I took out my mobile phone in the cram school and looked at the next point. The gay man next to the result said, "Don't play with your mobile phone." The girl in front looked back at him.

I hope one day we can become strangers again and get to know you again. See how I kill you.

I used to believe that I could turn my life into a joke, but now I just hope I don't turn my life into a case.

After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and the blackboard is for doodling. . .

Eleven, the most brilliant moment of Apple is hitting Newton on the head.

Twelve, my hands are too stupid, but he is too handsome ~ so I frowned and smiled grimly and thought: I can't believe this, can you still be so handsome around my scarf?

Anger is to punish yourself with your mistakes.

Fourteen, my God! I found another penny, and I made a fortune!

Fifteen, when I miss you, I find that you are far away from me!

16. Are you calling me names behind my back? I really want to know who talks about me every day and how much I respect me.

17. Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't let yourself be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of this world.

Eighteen, the more some people want it, the more they pretend to be indifferent; The more afraid of losing, the more pretending not to care.

Who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

Twenty, men and toothbrushes-I will never use them with people!

Twenty-one, people are iron and rice is steel. If you don't pretend to hold it for a day, you will panic.

Twenty-two, (he is not afraid of hooligans, culture, but abnormal and patient ~

Twenty-three, every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Twenty-five, Mao Dun said that inspiration is not cleavage, and you can't get out just by squeezing.

Twenty-six, playing mobile phone with my deskmate in class, my deskmate suddenly said that there was a murderous look behind me. I quickly looked up, and sure enough, the teacher was not on the podium.

Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss you!

28. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so there are ten umbrellas at home now.