Funny copy with a happy new year all night.

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was not enough money.

Lao Wang fell into a dry well at the entrance of the village. With the help of the villagers, he finally adapted to the life at the bottom of the well.

The so-called goddess is the kind of person who knows at a glance that it is impossible to have sex with you in this life.

Today, a patient said to me with a heavy heart, "I only have six months to live." I didn't know how to comfort him and said, "Nothing. Six months passed quickly. Be strong. "

5. I often see eating goods! Tell me about my son! My son is eating. I will say a word repeatedly by his side: son, raise your head and catch your breath!

Q: How to judge that a person's soul has been sublimated, his personality has been improved, and he has begun to mature in dealing with people? A: When this man thinks washing dishes is a pleasure.

7. The Internet is a very practical invention: in the past, you had to turn over a lot of books to do your homework to find enough information; Now I just need to surf the Internet and forget all my homework.

If you are always disappointed, you should reflect on why you have such great hope.

9. In high school, I told a girl that I was rejected face to face, which made many people in the school know and made me embarrassed. The girl felt very guilty and apologized to me on the campus radio.

10. Someone asked, "What does your friend say to you that usually moves you?" I thought about it and said, "I'll pay."

1 1. Mom: You see your house is like a pigsty. Why don't you clean up? Me: Have you ever seen a pig tidy up the house? Not all pigs.

Twelve. Lying in bed with a fever, my mother reached out and touched my forehead: "It's so hot." Dad rushed over and said with distress, "What happened to my wife's hand? Have you ever been burned by this prodigal girl? "

13. Others are proficient in chess, chess and calligraphy. But I am good at it. I eat everything while frying, and I never picky about food!

14. I told my mother about my grades. My mother was so angry that she reached out and tried to hit me. When my brain gets hot, she gives me a high five!

15. mom and dad went to the movies, and my mom said romantically, you should go, too. The three of us together. I told you I wouldn't be the third wheel for both of you. My mother said, "Gee, you have been a third wheel for more than twenty years.

Every time you go shopping, people will tell you that if you really want it, I will give you a cheaper price. You see, sincerity is so worthless!

17. God closed a security door for you, and even conveniently put a titanium alloy lock on you.

Life tells us that when you meet an idiot, you should stay away from him decisively, otherwise you may become good friends in the future.

19. Friendship is actually very simple, that is, thinking about each other when eating delicious food, and then taking pictures and sending them to him.

The teacher was giving a lecture when a classmate sneezed loudly. The teacher looked at her and said, What? Allergic to this knowledge point? 2 1. What a cold world. My so-called friends all come to me for money. The most common sentence they say to me every day is: "When will I pay back the money?"

Twenty-two Girlfriend said: Let's break up! Me: Why? She said: I think you have changed. Me: How did I change? She: If you haven't changed, I won't think you have. Me: ...

23. A foreigner has never eaten lotus root. Once eating hot pot, he asked: Did you make these holes?