Funny copywriting that is very popular recently

1. Time is not pig feed, nor is time a butcher's knife. The reason why time has turned into feed and into a knife is because you are a pig.

2. There is nothing that can’t be solved with one meal. If it doesn’t work, just have two meals. If it doesn’t work, just find a 24-hour buffet restaurant and come out when you are happy.

3. When you feel lonely, just watch a ghost movie, and then you will feel that there is someone behind you, someone on the ceiling, someone under the bed, someone in the kitchen, someone in the bathroom...right away Not alone anymore.

4. If you skip one meal a day, you can save a lot of money over time, which can be used for gastric cancer treatment in the future.

5. In fact, I was quite thin when I was a child, not fat at all, but then the sentence "no leftovers allowed" ruined my life.

6. Time is not pig feed, nor is time a butcher's knife. The reason why time has turned into feed and into a knife is because you are a pig.

7. When people drink a little wine, they look like pear blossoms carrying rain, but when you drink a little wine, you look like a Liangshan hero.

8. Stop complaining that you can’t find the right person in your life. There were only four multiple-choice math questions back then, and you couldn’t find the right answer either!

9. Downstairs in the community, I was scribbling on a Geely car with a marker, but I was hit by the car owner. Car owner: "What are you painting on?" Me: "Nothing, just for good luck."

10. A skinny little boy who left home gained weight, and his local accent remains unchanged. Children don't recognize each other and exclaim, "Fat man, who are you?" Hengpi: Return to hometown with tight clothes.

11. Sometimes two people who chat happily on the Internet stop talking so much when they meet, maybe because they cannot send emoticons face to face.

12. Holding the hot charging mobile phone, and putting life and death aside, this is a rare heroic moment in my life.

13. I finally understood the difference between me and the top student. She was in a bad mood and lay on the table. After two minutes, she suddenly straightened up and started doing her homework. I was in a bad mood and lay on the table for two minutes. Then fell asleep.

14. In daily life, we should always say: I'm sorry, please, thank you. This can enhance feelings. For example: I'm sorry I didn't bring any money today. Please give me this meal. Thank you.

15. Every time I swear to lose weight, I shout out loudly. If I can’t lose the fat, I’ll just scare them!

16. Someone just said that I am shameless, and I slapped me with my backhand. Would I reject such a beautiful face?

17. Gradually, I understood a truth. It is often those humble restaurants where you can eat real delicious food. And I can't afford those hotels with gorgeous decorations, exquisite cooking and considerate services.

18. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember it.

19. Every time when you want to eat too much, comfort yourself like this: Beauty or ugliness is up to fate, whether you are fat or thin depends on God, God wants me to be fat, so let God do it!

20. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out I'm not afraid of death at all.

21. The exam is a matter for one person, but the score is a matter for the seven aunts, eight aunts, Lao Wang next door and a bunch of other people to wait.