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I want all the opening lines of Gintama. I want them all.

Episode 1--Episode 2 "You bastards!! How can you still be called "Gintama" like this!" (All the main characters of Ken Kato appear) Chapter 3 "Guys with natural curly hair are all Not a bad guy" (Gintoki and Shinpachi save Miu)

Episode 4 "JUMP is sometimes released on Saturdays, so be careful" (Kagura appears)

Episode 5 " To make friends, you have to make friends who can still call each other nicknames even when they become old men" (Gui appears)

Chapter 6 "Once you make a promise, you must keep it until death" (Atong's father escapes from prison)

Episode 7 "The owner of the pet must take responsibility and take care of it until the end" (Prince BAGA is looking for the octopus)

Episode 8 "There is only a thin line between perseverance and stalking" (Isao Kondo falls in love with Miu and duels with Gin)

Episode 9 "When fighting, you should punch beautifully" (Gin cheats to win Kondo Hijikata VS Gin)

Chapter 10: "Drink something sour when you are tired" (Appearance in Dingchun)

Chapter 11: "The rotten meatballs are not meatballs at all, you idiot" (Dengshi's story when he was young) )

Episode 12 "A guy who makes a good first impression may not necessarily be a good person" (Katherine appears)

Episode 13 "Cosplay brings the heart together" (Looking for ham, Confrontation with the space pirate Chunyu)

Episode 14 "Dare to touch frogs is also a perverted condition for becoming a real man" (The Shinsengumi protects Kero Celestial Being) "Just wash your armpits, just wash your armpits" (Kagura and the Princess)

Episode 15: "Things take the form of their owners" (Pet Contest)

Episode 16: "When you think about it carefully, life only feels long after you become an uncle! How scary!” (MADAO’s job search trip)

Episode 17: “The so-called father and son are the same thing” (Old Gengai Incident, Takasugi’s first appearance)

Chapter 18 "Oh~ my home is the best" (Landmine Underwear Thief)

Chapter 19 "Why is the sea so salty? It's not because you city dwellers urinate while swimming!!" (Summer Sea bathing, giant alien creatures)

Episode 20 "Beware of the conveyor belt" (Mosquito Tenjin)

Episode 21 "If you are a man, you should fish for swordfish!" (Kappa Tenjin) People) "Sleeping with the fan on will cause stomach ache, so be careful" (Gintoki buys an electric fan)

Chapter 22 "The so-called marriage is to continue the mistake for a lifetime" (Saru Demi)

Episode 23 "Just smile when you are in trouble" (Space Travel Sakamoto appears)

Episode 24 "There must be something hidden under the cute appearance" (Small roll, wig)

Episode 25 "Hot pot is the epitome of life" (Battle for Wanshiwu Shabu Shabu)

Episode 26 "Don't be shy, just raise your hand and report" (Xinpachi Saves Children Tokiru Friends)

Chapter 27 "There are things in the world that can never be cut with swords" (Kimenmaru)

Chapter 28 "Good things don't happen in a row, but why do bad things always happen in a row?" "(Kondo and Matsudaira's unfortunate day)

Episode 29 "Don't panic! Don't forget there is a cooling-off period." (TV shopping) "What if you don't watch TV and read newspapers" (Giant Cockroach)

Episode 30: "So-called idols are actually no different from you." (Atong was persecuted)

Amnesia Chapter

Chapter 31 "Those insignificant little things are hard to forget"

Chapter 32 "Life is like a conveyor belt" Keep spinning and passing by"

Chapter 33 "It is rude to get someone's name wrong"

Chapter 34 "Love does not need a guide" (Xinpachi and Mao Er Girls)

Chapter 35 "You can't judge a book by its cover" (Shinpachi was cheated; Uncle Matsudaira sniped at his daughter's boyfriend)

Chapter 36 "People with evil intentions are often eloquent" (Exposed Dream Cult)

Episode 37 "The guy who has been deliberately emphasizing that there is no Santa Claus actually wishes for his existence from the bottom of his heart" "How can the bells eliminate worries? You have to adjust yourself well" (Christmas

The old man gives gifts)

Episode 38 "Only children are excited about snow" "Eating ice cream in winter has a unique flavor" (ice sculpture competition; old man makes fireworks for his wife)

Chapter 39 "Ramen restaurants with a large variety of menus are generally not popular" (Ikumatsu appears)

Chapter 40 "Having a baby requires a plan"

Chapter 41 "Light" You can’t understand the content of the movie by looking at the title."

Episode 42: "If you urinate on earthworms, your important parts will swell up."

Episode 43: "You have to do the right thing when portraying the character" To the point where readers can recognize it just by looking at the silhouette" (Battle for the Heroine)

Chapter 44 "Mom, I'm also very busy, so don't make irresponsible remarks about dinner" ("Five Ninja" Rescue Elizabeth)

Episode 45: "Keep a proper pace when taking your dog for a walk" (Dingchun Rampage)

Episode 46: "Wait until you are 20 before you go to a hotel" ( Battle for nightclub performance)

Episode 47 "Will the cherry blossoms grow into cherry blossom trees?" (Petnu Lu appears)

Episode 48 "Two people who are similar will often quarrel" (Gin and Hijikata always meet in the same place) "No matter what you do, you can't lose if you do it" (kicking the can)

Chapter 49 "Life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi" ” (Ginwa MADAO meets the God of Gamblers)

Chapter 50 “Untitled” (Gintama’s second year of entry)

Chapter 51 “Milk is best when it is human body temperature” ( Kogintoki appears)

Episode 52 "You need to make a reservation before meeting someone" (Kogintoki returned it successfully)

Episode 53 "Stress is the cause of baldness, so please Be careful not to stress too much, but it will easily accumulate stress, so in the final analysis there is nothing we can do” (Female Firefighter)

Episode 54 “Every mother in the world is as close as a mother” (Crazy Death Lang’s mother is looking for Chapter 55 "Don't make a squeaking sound when eating" (End of "Child's Diary") "Be wary of Mrs. Lotmeya, the one-day director" (One Day at Atong) Director)

Episode 56 "Be careful for a day, Director, Mrs. Rodenmayya" (Atong was kidnapped)

Episode 57 "When looking for lost items, you should follow the The actions of that day can be traced back" (sensor blood stolen)

Benizakura Chapter (Appearance of the Ghost Soldiers) 58-62

Chapter 58 "The most popular food in the canteen is indeed Or croquette bread"

Episode 59 "Be careful not to forget to take the umbrella away"

Episode 60 "The sun will rise again"

Chapter 61 "Insects of the Night Gather in the Light"

Chapter 62 "Cleverness Comes to Misfortune" (Post-Prologue)

Chapter 63 "The Preview of the Next Episode of JUMP is I can’t believe it” (Hemorrhoids Ninja and the Girl)

Episode 64 “I didn’t expect the delicious bar to be quite full after eating it” (Interview with Katsura)

Episode 65 “The boy will pass The one-horned fairy learns the dignity of life” (Catch the one-horned fairy)

Episode 66: “Substance is more important than appearance” (Dumpling Eating Contest)

Episode 67: “Continuous running is the key to success” It’s life” (The courier who needs the wind) “My ideal girlfriend is still Xiaonan” (Nurse Komon)

Chapter 68 “The world is full of monsters” (Ghost Festival)

Furong Chapter (Maid Robot) 69-71

Chapter 69 "Please help with the sorting and recycling of garbage"

Chapter 70 "There are too many cute things Nausea"

Chapter 71 "Some data cannot be deleted"

Chapter 72 "The dog's meat balls have a pleasant fragrance" (Singharu Courtship) "Hug Let’s go on the road with the idea of ??“Maybe XX drives”” (Guihe Gin’s driver’s license test)

Chapter 73 “Are matsutake really so delicious? Think again” (Matsutake Bear Picking)

Chapter 74 "Cartoonists must learn to save manuscripts in order to be independent" (Brows stiff)

Chapter 75 "Don't complain about work at home" (Memories)

Yagyu Chapter 76-81

>Episode 76 "Let's cook red beans and rice in silence at this time"

Episode 77 "Today's enemy will still be an enemy tomorrow"

Episode 78 "Strong preference for food" People are very direct in their preferences."

Chapter 79: "Four stooges rival Zhuge Liang"

Chapter 80: "People who usually wear glasses once take them off The glasses feel like they are missing something. It feels like they are missing some parts."

Episode 81 "A woman's smile is the best makeup"

Episode 82 " You’re not queuing up for ramen, you’re queuing up to satisfy yourself” (Oluo Qin Collects Desire) “You think you’re also very kawaii when you eat one kawaii at a time, right?” (Save Hamboy Boyfriend)

Episode 83 "Luck has nothing to do with status" (The General comes to the nightclub)

Episode 84 "There is a hard boiled egg in a man's heart"

Episode 85 "Hard boiled egg" Eggs can't be broken"

Mitsuha Chapter 86-87

Chapter 86 "It's common to count sheep so hard that you end up falling asleep" (Sougo's sister San Ye appears)

Episode 87 "The woman who told me which is more important, me or work, was thrown over her shoulder" (Mitsuha is critically ill and Hijikata enters the enemy camp alone)

Chapter Chapter 88 "The most fun is before the party begins" (Gintama members participate in the party)

Chapter 89 "What happened twice will happen three times"

Chapter 90 " The more delicious the food is, the scarier it will be when it breaks your stomach." "A-yin turns into a transparent person"

Chapter 91 "If you want to lose weight, just move and don't eat."

Chapter 92 "Instead of looking at the shortcomings of others, it is better to be a person who is good at discovering the strengths of others"

Chapter 93 "Heroes also have troubles"

Chapter 94 "While riding the train" Be sure to hold the ring with both hands"

Episode 95 "Men do MADAO"

Episode 96 "The Legend of Atlas"

Episode 97 Saying "The heroic deeds in the past should be exaggerated and everyone can have fun" "It is most difficult for men to resist girls from flower shops and cake shops"

Chapter 98 "You can only play for one hour a day"

Episode 99: "Life and games are full of bugs"

Episode 100: "The less likable the more adorable"

The Shinsengumi Troubles Chapter 101-105

Chapter 101 "Rules exist to be broken"

Chapter 102 "OTAKU talks a lot"

Chapter 103 "Strengths and Weaknesses" Only a piece of paper separates you"

Chapter 104: "Important things are always hard to find"

Chapter 105: "Everything depends on the beat and timing"

Chapter 106 "Love is generally a sudden death" (original animation, Gintama Battle Football Game)

Chapter 107 "Poor parents in the world"

Chapter Chapter 108 "Some things are better left unsaid"

Chapter 109 "Life is a test"

Chapter 110 "Everyone breaks through the prison called "self" Prison Breaker"

Chapter 111 "Don't let your girlfriend find out about the fake girl" "I hate myself for almost 100% forgetting to take away the plastic umbrella"

Chapter 112 "20 A birthday has no profound meaning." "Happy people who work when they are awake"

Episode 113: "Cleaning the toilet is cleaning the soul"

Episode 114: "Although in If you pour soy sauce on pudding, it will taste like sea urchin, but in fact, if you pour soy sauce on pudding, it will only taste looser than the pudding and soy sauce."

Ryuugong Chapter

Chapter 115 "That day before summer vacation begins" Time is the most enjoyable time."

Chapter 116: "Ginger is still spicier"

Chapter 117: "Beauty is like the fruit of summer"

No. Chapter 118 "Even if you bend your back, you still have to go straight forward"

Chapter 119 "There is always one or two things that smell like horse manure mixed in a pack of cigarettes" (Smoking was banned in Edo, the country

Fang travels across the universe looking for cigarettes)

Chapter 120 "The taste of overseas Japanese restaurants is probably the same as that of a student cafeteria" [Once a plate is taken away, it will not be put back.",

Monkey Hunter Chapter

Chapter 121 "A novice only needs a flat and cross screwdriver"

Chapter 122 "Imagination should be cultivated from the second grade of junior high school"

Chapter 123 "A screwdriver that has always existed in my heart"

Chapter 124 "Excessive demands are a threat"

Chapter 125 "The final chapter breaks in" ” (Cherry Blossom Viewing Party)

Pen Pal Chapter 126-128

Chapter 126: “There are also things that words cannot convey”

Chapter 127: “There are also things that cannot be conveyed in person” "Things that cannot be understood"

Chapter 128: "There will be things that you don't understand even after meeting you"

Chapter 129: "Be careful not to pick up random things to eat"

Chapter 130: "Cats and dogs are incompatible"

Hot Springs Chapter 131-134

Chapter 131: "Traveling often involves fighting"

Chapter 132 "You can't avoid the XX stripes of the three-piece underwear"

Chapter 133 "Gintoki and Iito-dono"

Chapter 134 "Be careful when using ghosts as a theme" Be careful"

Episode 135 "Before considering the earth, you must consider the more dangerous future of Gindan" (Gintoki helps Gintaman transform again)

Episode 136 "Own Build your own house"

Episode 137 "99 boys are not confident in confession" (Osaru and Kondo compete to see who can succeed in love first and help each other succeed in love) "They say they don't believe in Santa Claus but in their hearts "Awkward kid who believes" (Santa Claus)

Chapter 138 "Let's tell stories from the past once in a while" (Gintoki's spoof of Master House's past)

Yoshihara Chapter

Chapter 139 "Don't put your wallet in your butt pocket"

Chapter 140 "Be careful of people holding umbrellas on sunny days"

Chapter 141 "It is dangerous to interfere in fights" "

Chapter 142 "Life is a series of multiple-choice questions"

Chapter 143 "Those who walk on four legs are animals and those who walk on two legs are men with high ambitions"

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Chapter 144 "Can't Believe Pillow Talk"

Chapter 145 "The Colors of Bonds Are Different"

Chapter 146 "Drinking During the Day" It has a unique flavor"

Chapter 147 "All adults are teachers of children" (Practice Chapter)

Shinsengumi Death Game Chapter

Chapter 148 Saying "The zipper should be pulled up slowly"

Episode 149: "When cutting a popsicle in two, it feels good to start from the incision. It is normal to eat from there."

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Chapter 150 "The arm cannot twist the thigh"

Chapter 151 "The topic the barber talks to you while cutting your hair is the most irrelevant topic in the world" (Gintoki Haircut)

Chapter 152 "Heaven did not create man above man, but a bun"

Chapter 153 "Children who can sleep grow strong" (Insomnia)

Chapter 154 "The usual guy at the birthday party will look like a different person" (Nine Soldiers Health Day Chapter)

Chapter 155 "Tails, tails, tails or tails" (Bet Horse)

Chapter 156 "It takes subtle courage to walk into a roadside stall" (Grumbling House)

Zhai Fourteen Chapters

Chapter 157 "Men The gathering place will definitely become a battlefield."

Chapter 158: "If a friend is injured, send him to the hospital immediately"

Chapter 159: "As long as one orange rots, the whole box of oranges will be there Rotten unknowingly"

Episode 160: "In the eyes of foreigners, we are foreigners, but in the eyes of cosmic people, we are also cosmic people"

Episode 161: "No matter how you look at it, How many times have I thought "Castle in the Sky" is awesome"

Chapter 162 "Love is unrequited"

>Chapter 163 "The black ship will still be gorgeous even when it sinks"

Chapter 164 "The pine mushroom soup is more delicious than the pine mushrooms" (Copycat Wanshiwu Chapter) "People cannot come back to life "(New Bayone's Everything Chapter)

Chapter 165 "There are many loaches under the willow tree" (Influenza Outbreak)

Chapter 166 "One is not as good as two, One person is not as good as two people"

White Blood Cell Chapter 167-170

Chapter 167 "Smooth polygons can make people's hearts rounded"

Chapter 168 "People The body is a small universe"

Chapter 169 "The Guided Idiots"

Chapter 170 "The Brave Fights Xiaodama 4: The End of the Legend"

Chapter 170 Chapter 171 "You will be prosecuted if you blindly imitate" (the two men who broke into the house met the weird people who came to visit one after another) "You don't understand the preciousness of possessions until you lose them" (All members of the Master House are losing their hair)

Chapter 172 "Sugar and whip should be used together" (torture chapter)

Chapter 173 "What is important is the inside, not the appearance" "Even if the inside is important, the appearance should have a limit" (Fake Elizabeth ) (Gintoki and Sadharu exchange souls)

Chapter 174 "When a person is locked up, the door in his heart will open" "Who else would shout "Asshole" to the sea now? "Are you the one?" (Master House is trapped in the elevator)

Chapter 175 "No matter how old you are, you hate dentists" (Gintoki and Hijikata both got cavities and received unprecedented treatment)

Episode 176 "The Countdown Begins" (Gintama Famous Lines Ranking)

OVA

JUMP Touring Animation Exhibition "The Birth of Shiroyasha"

Spider Chapter

Chapter 177 "Spiders at night are really unlucky"

Chapter 178 "Once entangled in spider silk, it is difficult to escape"

Chapter 179 " The more idle a guy is, the more terrifying he becomes when he gets angry."

Episode 180: "The more important the luggage, the heavier and harder it is to carry."

Episode 181: "Wine and women should go together." Attention"

Popularity Voting Chapter

Chapter 182: "Let's go and eat cakes like the popularity vote"

Chapter 183: "The popularity vote is burned to ashes" ""

Episode 184 "Popularity voting or something..."

Episode 185 "The farther apart the hometown and milk are, the more nostalgic they become" (Hijikata visits a mayonnaise factory) " It’s superstitious to pee after being stung by a bee, so be careful as bacteria will get in.” (Wanshiwu destroys extra-large beehives)

Death Preview

Chapter 186: “Be careful about death” "Preview"

Chapter 187 "You should say goodbye when you step on the foreshadowing of death"

Chapter 188 "The observation diary must have a beginning and an end" (MADAO Observation Diary)

Chapter 189 "Although everything that can be done this year must be done within this year, it can only be completed next year anyway, so the one thing that will be delayed again and again is the end of the year agreement" "Radio gymnastics is a social place for boys and girls" (White The devil appears! )

Wild Cat Chapter 190-192

Chapter 190 "When looking for something, use its sight to find it" (OP added Yuno Seimei and Soudomaru)

Episode 191 "Freedom is not about being lawless but living according to your own rules"

Episode 192 "The Blues of Kabukicho Wild Cats"

Episode 193 "Cooking is "Perseverance"

Chapter 194 "I'm such a fool because when I talk about sea monsters, I can only think of Miss Conch constantly" (Hijikata and Kondo's nose)

Onmyoji Chapter

Chapter 195 "Don't Lose to the Rain"

Chapter 196 "Don't Lose to the Wind"

Chapter 197 "Don't Lose to the Storm"

Chapter 198 "Keep smiling no matter what time"

Chapter 199 "I want to be such a strong and beautiful person"

Christmas Chapter

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Chapter 200: The red color of the third wife is the color of blood

Chapter 201: Everyone is the third wife