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Humorous mood phrases in rainy days

It rains to dry clothes, and thunders to turn off the computer.

Woman, when you cry, it rains.

Wan Li doesn't want clear skies and Wan Li, but it doesn't rain.

It rains every day, every day, and the little rabbit is angry!

Why is it raining? Because of the showers on the earth!

It is raining and thundering. Stand under the tree and shout, I want to cross.

Friends who are still playing with mobile phones in thunder and rain, aren't you afraid of being reborn through?

It rains when it rains! Silver shoes lined up to go swimming.

I love rainy days, and I can get a good deal without natural gas.

Aren't children who still play mobile phones afraid of being reborn after the storm?

Rainy days are the best time to practice flying skills.

Playing outside in the water on rainy days, playing flip-flops is still dragging.

Don't rain again. I will come out even if it is a stone tonight.

If you are well, it will be sunny. If you don't feel well, I will make you rain every day.

Don't go out in rainy days. Although precipitation is nontoxic, getting wet is not a big deal.

In the case of thunder and rain, stand under the tree and pretend to point to the sky and say: I also want to cross the rebirth!

I want to pretend to be depressed without an umbrella when it rains. Results: I was beaten by my mother, and my fever and cold came to me again.

The hardest part of life. Nothing: there is no umbrella during the rain, and there is no bowl during the meal.

I hate rainy days, and I like you soon, or I will tell my mother that you stole my hand.

I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder and lightning. How can I see all kinds of instant noodles along the way?

Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as putting water into the pot before steaming steamed bread.

It requires high temperature, no rain and 40 degrees. It doesn't matter if everyone suffers a little. Be sure to let the children in Grade One get exercise.

Oh, my God, it's for wind and rain. The land is used to grow flowers. I am used to proving that the world is outstanding.

Going out is going into the oven at home, walking is a string of incense, sitting is a charcoal barbecue, or it will be boiled fish if it doesn't rain!

I told you there was a very nice song. Not every song you like to listen to, but you are still here on rainy days, playing familiar melodies.

If you're fine, oh, shit. If you're good, that's good. If you are good, the spare tire will last forever. If you are well, it will be sunny.

God, how long do you have to pee? Can't you pee? Or what's wrong with the male prostate? ..... damn rainy days.

Now on this day, going out is going into the oven at home, walking is a string of incense, sitting is a charcoal barbecue, or if it doesn't rain, it will become boiled fish.

If a drop of water falls from the sky, it is estimated that you are crying; If thousands of water falls from the sky, it's raining!

I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder and lightning. How can I see all kinds of instant noodles along the way?