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I wish you happiness and I wish you sadness.

1. Everyone who says he doesn't want to love has an impossible person in his heart.

2. May your world be dust-free and look forward to your future.

3. I really want to do everything alone, watch movies alone, eat alone, sleep alone, walk alone and do everything alone. I'm afraid if I don't think about it,

People in the world will meet such a person in metropolis sooner or later. For him (her), you can put down all the rules and forget all the truth, just for a smile and a whisper.

The person I love is separated now, but I don't miss you because I'm not qualified. I wish you a good life with him. In fact, a person is really.

6. I'm not who I used to be. I can make money and take good care of you. I'm not the fallen one anymore. Will you come back?

7. I wish you happiness for the rest of your life. I can't wait for you

I just don't want you to walk too lonely on this road.

9. I forgive you because I love you. Please cherish me by your side, ok?

10. You all suffer from love, and I enjoy being single myself.

1 1. I fell in love with the person I love the most at the age when I know nothing about love. When I know what love is, I only hope you can be happy.

12. I suddenly found that I really don't want to love you anymore. It's too painful. I don't need you anymore. I survived the hardest time.

13. Like doesn't have to be together, just like a flower. True love should be to learn to love and protect, not to fold.

14. I accidentally lost you and myself.

15. I regret it. I shouldn't have confessed to her, or I wouldn't have ignored me at this juncture. I really don't want to do this.

16. Come to me if you want me. What a coincidence! It's raining. I miss you.

17. I met a girl and I can see that she likes me very much. She said that she would aim at me and become as good as me. She thinks I'm fine, but what can I do? I'm not okay at all. I'm not okay at all. She said she didn't deserve me, but I didn't think I deserved her. She is a good girl, but I am not good enough. I can't accept her love. He is younger than me. He is not sensible, but I must understand.

18. Can you look back at me? I've tried very hard.

19. You chose to leave me, but you said I couldn't give it. You are just like other boys. You can listen to them, I have no opinion; You said I forced you, and I will never force you again. I hope you live a happy life. I love you in the future. That's my business, not yours. I hope he can be nicer to you. I'll tell you a few things to pay attention to. Be careful yourself. Don't be so simple, silly, you will be cheated.

20. Sir, if you are poor one day, I will be your last luggage.

2 1. Once a person changes his mind. No matter how beautiful the past is, it's just a passing time.

Love said: I'm not waiting for the morning, I just can't wait for your good night.

1. I'm willing to walk ten thousand steps to see you, and I'm willing to walk ten thousand steps to leave you.

I'm not waiting for dawn, I just can't wait for your good night.

My biggest mistake is that I didn't get better before you came.

I know that one day, he will appear in a place where people pay attention, wearing golden armor and stepping on seven-color clouds to marry me.

5. You are one inch in the fourth rib of my left chest.

6. Actually, I still like you, very, very much, so can you lower your head, come back to me, hug me hard and whisper in my ear that we are together?

7. Love is strange. It cares about everything and forgives everything in the end. As Tagore said, it was raining in her eyes, but she held an umbrella for her in her heart. This is love.

8. Even if you are not satisfied with 99 points, you can't help it as long as you like it.

9. You always say that I am spiritual, but you don't know that I just want to accompany you to wander around the world.

10. I never want a vigorous love, I just want someone who won't leave me. Give me a coat when I am cold, a cup of hot water when my stomach is uncomfortable, and a hug when I am sad. So always accompany me, accompany me through every section of the road, not love more all day, but leave seriously.

1 1. I am not sad, but I am really unhappy without you.

12. Liking you is probably because I have a popcorn machine in my heart. When you passed me, it began to purr. When you look at me gently, my world explodes with a bang, and then my heart is full of sweet and delicious popcorn.

13. Sometimes I feel that loving someone is like gambling. You bet your time and energy, and your whole heart wants him to look back at you. Once again, the more you gamble, the more reluctant you are to stop. Some people win a lot of money, while others lose nothing. Don't say you don't want anything in return. No one who goes to the gambling table wants to walk with an empty pocket.

14. There are many things in the world, and only you are my favorite.

15. Love is like a ghost. Many people talk, but few people meet.

16. The reunion of Joker Xue and his ex-wife gave many people reasons to return to their ex-wives. However, when they broke up, they cleaned up their homes, didn't tear themselves up, and only wished them well. When you break up, you can't wait to dance on your ex-wife's grave to show that you are cool. Can you make up with your ex-wife?

17. When the feelings are weak, we will cultivate them again. If we have nothing to say, let's find another topic. If we are tired, we will get to know each other again. If we are tired, we will give each other space. It's not easy to meet you, and we don't want to push it away.

18. There is nothing to say about liking you. I accept.

19. Boys' love is a deductive system. At first, you were ok. It doesn't matter whether you are beautiful or ugly. At that time, you got a perfect score, but after a long time, your score became lower and lower, and you gradually failed, so he didn't love you. But girls' love is a bonus point system. At first, you can pick out all his shortcomings. Over time, you get used to his life. The higher the score, the more inseparable from him. At the same time, he lost patience, so you are miserable. I told you that love can't be touched. You deserve it!

20. You regard your husband as a general, and you are Mu Guiying. You treat your husband as a cook and you as a waiter. Treat your husband like a loser, and you are a bitch! You treat your husband as the emperor, and you are the master of the harem! Treat your husband like a bandit, and you are Mrs. Zhazhai! A good husband is held out. It is not easy for a man to let his husband go out to play cards and drink and climb mountains.

2 1. I have never loved anyone, and you are the first. I'm afraid I didn't do well, which made you feel so much love.

22. I hope that the next time I see you, I will laugh without emotion.

23. If, in the future, you are with another girl, then whether she has long hair or short hair, cute or quiet, beautiful or ordinary, I hope she won't give you all her bad temper and eventually lose you like me.

24. I miss meeting for the first time, with a little tenderness in my formality.

I wish you happiness for the rest of my life.

First, he never liked me, but I'm sure it's true.

1, only three days together. Later, he said: Break up, I have no feelings for you. You put it down. And I clearly want to say in my heart: thank you for giving me the illusion of happiness. Although it is only three days, thank you for giving me an empty joy. But I just can't remember: it's just for fun. Where did we get the feeling? Don't flatter yourself. But as soon as I turned around, I couldn't stop crying.

When we broke up, he said that some things could not be forgotten and needed time to calm down. He explained that if you are still here this time next year, I will marry you. In this process, I may fall in love, and you can also fall in love. As long as you wait for me in the same place that day, I will definitely come to you. But now I just can't stand it anymore. I just want to stay with him. Today, I sent him a message and some greetings, and suddenly remembered that I had broken up.

3. Don't even dare to make a positive statement when breaking up. All I know is that I stopped contacting for no reason, and then asked him if we broke up. He said he didn't know. Then there was still no contact. What is this? Is there such a good one?

I broke up with her, but she said she was sorry. How many people can understand the story behind it? Personal sorrow, personal pain, do not need others to understand. I love her, so I am willing to let me bear all the harm. I broke up with her, but I'm still hurt. Who can understand my heartbreak when we broke up? Since you don't love it, why do you play so really? It changed my whole world for you, in exchange for your betrayal.

Second, I said I gave too many opportunities and I was tired.

1. My ex betrayed me when we were together. I broke up with him when I found out. He didn't answer. I deleted all traces of being with him. I cried so hard that I hated him. Love rat is dead!

I broke up with him. Later my ex asked me why I didn't want to wait for him. I said I gave too many opportunities and I was tired.

I don't want to love anyone casually anymore. I don't want love to be my own business. From now on, find a lovely person who loves me and run a relationship for life!

When you can't get it back, even if it's just a phone call, even if you don't say goodbye, this relationship is over. The past blowing in the wind, everything is like a passing cloud, but it is nothing after all.

Third, he said, I am still young and not sensible. I said, will I still have a crush on you when I become excellent?

1, now that I have a crush on you, it's your blessing, and it's your loss if you don't get me in the future!

He woke me up. A selfish person always feels that he is right and others are wrong. I'm glad I left him.

On that day, he said: He can't do what I want. Let's be friends. At least we can chat and relax.

I replied: I broke up first. I dumped you. I wanted to tell you for a long time, but I just kept it to myself.

4, often after leaving smartly, the most painful thing is himself, but at least, in his eyes, he is not so humble, at least he has his own self-esteem.

Four, when breaking up, he said a word: you are cold-blooded, you never only love your self-esteem. Yes, I am cold-blooded.

1, you date other girls behind my back, so I don't love you so much. I only replied: Yes, my self-esteem is always more important than you.

If I knew that I was dumped by him because I liked my best friend, I would never look back and beg him to stay.

3. I remember what I said at that time, I can finally change my avatar and change my nickname on WeChat. I am tired of reading and using it. Thank you for letting me go. Ok, Ai Jia is tired, get down on your knees!

At first, he told me, so I said try it. Less than a week later, he broke up. I silently deleted him without saying anything.

Classic Quotations: I'm not waiting for the morning, I just can't wait for your good night.

Guide: Woman, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man, daydreaming all day, like a dissatisfied housewife. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

1, the best state between lovers is that he can bear all the love I give him; I can afford all the love he gave me.

2. I gradually feel that friendship is held too high by the world and has nothing to do with eternity. In another time and space, someone will always leave, and there will always be a companion who can be more connected with your present heart to accompany you for a short or long period of time. So, don't be too persistent and don't expect any response. You should look for companions from fellow travelers, instead of dragging old people along.

If you leave, don't ask me how I am. You can't help it if it's not good, and it's not your credit if it's good.

4. Did you find it? The crying child has milk to eat, and the noisy girl has pain. Generally, girls who are too sensible always wronged themselves and don't let others get hurt.

5. How can you be generous if you like someone? It has become the most narrow-minded person in the world. Look at all the beautiful women around him like little bitches. He couldn't help laughing at other girls twice, but he couldn't help being jealous for no reason. He was careless at first and didn't care about anything, but after falling in love, he found that liking meant caring. He just pretended to be peaceful when making love inside, and I missed you when you were by my side.

6. You will know later that there are really few things in life that deserve our courtesy, education, character and pattern.

7. You are so sensitive, so sensitive that you think the whole world is staring at you, so you make yourself tired and live an artificial life. In fact, few people really care about you.

8. With regard to marriage, keep in mind one sentence: If you find that your partner has some unacceptable parts (bad habits or inconsistent world outlook and values) before marriage, and you can't reconcile this contradiction yourself, you can only delay through self-suppression and tolerance every time you encounter problems, and don't get married. It won't change for you before marriage, nor after marriage, and even less.

9. I have an apple and give you half. This is friendship. I'll just take one bite and give you the rest. This is love. I didn't eat a bite. I gave it to you directly. Those are your parents. I hid and told others that I was hungry, too. This is society.

10, knowing that exercise is good for your health, or curled up in bed and refused to get up; Knowing that reading can change temperament, I would rather spend time playing mobile phones; Knowing that letting go will be better, or indecisive and mean. Maybe that's the way life is. We have heard a lot of truth, but we still can't live a good life.

1 1, people have a retreat, they have a little sense of security. Wait until one day, you really have no way to go, and you will find that you can take any road in front of you and cross it.

12 in fact, whether you get along well in love, the standard is two words: not tired. Because the right person won't make you feel tired.

13, the soul can only walk alone. Companionship is not dragging others into your life track, nor is it forcibly entering other people's world to find a position. Companionship is a kind of spiritual existence, just as I know that you will respond to my call at any time without saying hello.

14. When a song is intertwined with an experience or an emotion, you can no longer control your emotions independently. As soon as this melody is played, you may cry. Coffee shops will cry when they hear it, shopping in shopping malls will cry, and even taking a shower and playing songs at home may shed tears. It's not that I can't forget anyone, but I'm always worried that my efforts will come to nothing and I'll waste too much passionate love.

15, mature people need masks. Put it on and face the society strongly; Take it off and be gentle with your family.

16, woman, you should take good care of your skin, keep in shape, read more books, travel more, have your own ideas, do what you like and cultivate your self-confidence. Don't spend all your energy on a man, daydreaming all day, like a dissatisfied housewife. When you get better, you will find that everything will become easier, including love.

17, people who really love you will make you live like yourself, and people who don't love you enough will identify themselves by changing your way.

18, those who have money give you material things, those who have time to accompany you, and those who have emotional appeal give you romance. Those are not love. The complete appearance of love should be: playboy is single-minded to you, playful is steady to you, impatient is waiting for you, arrogant is humble to you. Because you try something you are not good at, because you want to be a better person, this is the stupidest and truest appearance of love.

19, girl, you are not working so hard to marry the only thrill in the secular legend; You are so good, not just to be a mother. You never owe anyone a relationship or a child. You only owe yourself a happy appearance.

20. Many times, the beginning of a lightning strike may not necessarily wait for the ending together.

2 1, you must not have noticed my sadness when I smiled and said I didn't mind.

22. I heard a very pretentious sentence: You are your destiny. It makes sense to think about it. Lazy and poor, greedy and fat, busy wholeheartedly every day. Cheerful people are depressed and easy to get rid of. Tangled and can't see the world clearly, free and easy. What makeup photos you set for yourself, fate will give you the end. Rhyme. It was a bang.

I'm not waiting for dawn, I just can't wait for your good night.

24. Many people are casual acquaintances with colleagues, but they spend one-third of their time with colleagues every day. And the most important relatives, only a few festivals can get together with them every year. People can never be satisfied: people in life are often not in your heart; The people in your heart are often not in life.

25. We are all wondering whether the other party will miss us. We are all expecting each other to take the initiative, so we have our own worries and finally drift away.

26. Actually, I don't agree with the saying that you can grow up only after talking about love several times. Every ending is a huge battle, consuming my enthusiasm for life. I would rather smooth all the noise in this world on one person, with the most inhuman love and rampaging feelings.

27. True friends should be positive concern and blessing, not jealousy and undermining. He should be generous to accept that he has gone further, flown higher and lived happier than you.

28. At the moment when the problem appears, you must control your emotions, don't be angry, don't be extreme, don't say anything radical, and be patient. Patience is not to keep you from dealing with this matter, but to avoid doing things that embarrass you when your emotions are out of control.

29. Don't think that others like your shortcomings just because they spoil, love, tolerate and care about you. You should change quietly, so as to be worthy of others' unreasonable partiality.

As a woman, we must strive for economic independence first, and then we are qualified to talk about what we should strive for. 15-25 years old, striving for learning and tourism opportunities; Twenty-five to thirty-five, work hard, continue to study, organize a family, and start saving; After the age of 35, if you want to turn your work into a career and study harder, you must have some self-defense assets.

3 1. If a woman loves you, you will see her willfulness, her bigotry, her narrowness and her bad temper. If she doesn't love you, what comes into your eyes is this woman's arrogance, indifference and demon face.

32. In a rage, I said I would never contact again. I fell asleep crying, but I had a mobile phone in my hand. As soon as I shake, I roll up and reply. You must have done this.

You should make it clear that you like each other, not each other. Since you took the initiative, even if you suffered a great injustice, it should be what you expected, and you can't blame anyone. Have the courage to pursue love, but also have the courage to accept tears, and bear the consequences.

34. Quitting smoking and losing weight, just like "I love you", is an exhausting thing after a high-intensity effort. The more you talk, the more tired you get. The more you talk, the less you care.

35. You can either find a man who can make you live a good life or find a man who is willing to suffer for him. Besides, try to get them out of the way. You don't owe him, and you're not redundant. Don't let a man behave like a weak man and get pregnant. I would rather find a father than be a mother, which is the most basic criterion for choosing a spouse.

36. If you don't agree with your personality, you will run in. If you can't run in, you will break up. Otherwise, love will turn into pain, and together it will turn into bitterness. Others will definitely say that this is a sign of not loving enough, but it is not others who are hurt by your blood.

37. I just want to find someone to live a solid life. I like him. He likes me. No secrets, no infidelity, no unhappiness. I can adapt to my inappropriate personality and different habits, as long as everyone has a determination to stick to it.

38. The real strength belongs to those who cry under the covers at night, but nothing happens during the day.

39. Summer is just around the corner, and the year is over in a blink of an eye. It's a pity that we don't take what our companions and ourselves do seriously. I'm afraid I'll get old before I grow up; Afraid of not having fun, I said goodbye. If you go bad, you will know how to cherish and stop being lazy. If you fall, you will get up and stop complaining. Be awesome, do what you think, sleep when you should, and don't stay up late. If the person you remember is not around, be nice to the person who is still around.

40. When you meet someone you like after being single for a long time, you will smile and shake your head when you are suddenly afraid.

Editor's note: As a woman, we must strive for economic independence before we can talk about what we should strive for. 15-25 years old, striving for learning and tourism opportunities; Twenty-five to thirty-five, work hard, continue to study, organize a family, and start saving; After the age of 35, if you want to turn your work into a career and study harder, you must have some self-defense assets.