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I heard that many people have never been to a bar? The feeling of having an affair in a bar is much better than in the street
The first time Yang Yi saw him was in a bar in the east of the city. At that time, the opening dance had just ended, and everyone was letting go of their long-suppressed emotions under the influence of alcohol. Only that person sat in the corner near the door but could overlook the entire stage from a high position, pouring himself one glass after another, and occasionally squinting his eyes to quietly look at the roaring people on the stage.
Maybe it’s because the environment in the bar is too stuffy, or maybe it’s because I can’t get involved in the conversations of my colleagues around me. This welcome party I said I prepared for myself is more like a team building for everyone. Yang Yi, who was at peace, was glad that he didn't have to awkwardly pretend to be familiar with his colleagues while looking for that person with his eyes.
"It's strange, the person who was sitting there just now disappeared in the blink of an eye?" Yang Yi secretly felt regretful in his heart. It was so hard to have no handsome guy to appreciate during this long night.
It was already early in the morning when she put her colleagues into the car one by one. Seeing her mobile phone draining the last bit of power until it was shut down but there was nothing she could do, Yang Yi figured that if she took a taxi, it would probably be her meal for the day tomorrow. Fortunately, the community I live in is not too far away, and I can always walk back in half an hour.
After taking a bath and lying in the rental house, Yang Yi still couldn't help but think of the person he saw in the bar. His slender hands poured glass after glass of wine of different colors into his beautiful face, but It's so beautiful... Yang Yi fell asleep with that beautiful face.
If the east of the city belongs to night, then the west of the city belongs to day. Almost all office buildings are concentrated in the west of the city, which means that if the person last night is also a white-collar worker, it is very likely that I will meet him again at a corner of these buildings.
Yang Yi has a characteristic that almost every liberal arts student has, which is a big brain. The only difference is that Yang Yi's brain is particularly big.
The story of meeting love around the corner often happens in the magazines where Yang Yi draws illustrations, but in reality Yang Yi has never met it once.
Even so, Yang Yi still felt that that person would appear in his life sooner or later. After the nth time he and Xiaoqi lamented that meeting that couldn't be called an affair at all, Yang Yi's life did indeed happen. changed.
A colleague’s work was plagiarized. Instead of telling him, he was dumped with dirty water, saying that the colleague had plagiarized first. Yang Yi was so angry that he and his colleagues went to the other company to ask for an explanation. As a result, the security guard took him into the security room before he could even enter the door.
The leader of the company also called during this period, but the security guard of the other company refused to let me go. About half an hour later, the leader asked his lawyer friend to pick them up.
Yang Yisheng never expected that the leader’s lawyer friend was the person he met in the bar that day.
“Look, let me just say he is my Prince Charming! You don’t know, the moment he opened the door, it was like light was shining on him, like the Supreme Treasure stepping on the colorful The way Xiangyun married Zixia was so handsome!" No matter how many times Yang Yi recalled what happened that day, he always looked like a nymphomaniac.
"Zhizunbao's love seems to be a tragedy." Xiaoqi looked at Yang Yi who was holding milk tea and thinking about it and couldn't help but sigh. This girl's nymphomaniac seemed to be serious again.
Since he was a good friend of the leader, and because of his colleague’s lawsuit, Xiao Kai appeared in the company for several days in a row.
Seeing the handsome boy that day appear in front of his eyes, Yang Yike was unwilling to let go of such a good opportunity, and within a few days a vigorous love affair began.
From the daily breakfast supply to milk tea snacks, Yang Yi adheres to the principle of "if you want to capture a man's heart, you must capture his stomach", and offers various delicious products in various ways. The food was placed in front of Xiao Kai's table, but Xiao Kai always thanked him seriously and transferred the money to Yang Yi.
If delicious food doesn’t work, just create chance encounters.
According to the exact time Xiao Kai arrived at the company every day, Yang Yi wandered around the door of the building during the peak period of clocking in, but he did not see Xiao Kai for several days. It turned out that they took the elevator directly from the underground garage, and unfortunately Yang Yi deducted all of this month's perfect attendance award.
After all the delicious food and chance encounter plans failed, Xiaoqi felt that there was something wrong with Yang Yi's direction.
Logically speaking, Yang Yi is also a standard beauty. How could someone still not respond to such an obvious pursuit? Could it be that Xiao Kai is a crook?
Xiao Qi reminded Yang Yi that since the leader is Xiao Kai’s friend, it is better to get some information from him. Yang Yi slapped his head. Only by knowing yourself and your enemy can you win every battle. I don't even know what Xiao Kai likes, so I just give him snacks. Yes, yes, yes, I have to ask Xiao Kai what he likes.
The snack plan didn’t work for Xiao Kai, but it still worked for the leaders. However, the leader of Santon KFC sold Xiao Kai completely. From his address and preferences to his first girlfriend, he knew everything. At the end, he told Yang Yi not to say that he sold Xiao Kai.
Xiao Kai is indeed not a crook, but everyone has an ex-girlfriend that they can't let go of. The two were friends in college. Xiao Kai was a student in the law department, and the other was a student in the literature department. The talented man and the beautiful woman were a perfect match, and slowly the two came together. After graduation, the girl went to study abroad for graduate school, while Xiao Kai stayed in China to work. Maybe no matter how deep the relationship was, it couldn't compete with the 12-hour time difference. I heard that the two had a big quarrel for some unknown reason. I heard that Xiao Kai got drunk. I heard that I never heard anything about the girl again...
Yang Yi felt it was a pity, but even more distressed. He instantly felt as if he was shouldering the important task of saving Xiao Kai from the shadow of broken love, and worked harder every day to create chance encounters.
I heard that Xiao Kai likes temperament goddesses, so Yang Yi bought high heels and tried to change his plain appearance; I heard that Xiao Kai likes to drink soup, and Yang Yi followed the recipe and ended up burning it because he didn’t add enough water. Hearing that Xiao Kai was a famous Maiba in college, Yang Yi hurriedly bought tickets for Mayday's concert...
Faced with Yang Yi's bold show of love, Xiao Kai Kai is not unmoved. But because of what happened with my ex-girlfriend, I always feel that it is better not to start some stories, otherwise once too good memories are generated, they will all turn into heart-breaking barbs when they are lost.
The day before the concert, Xiao Kai took Yang Yi to the orphanage. Because it was past the time to visit, the two sat on a bench by the roadside and chatted. When it comes to chatting, it basically means Xiao Kai talks and Yang Yi listens.
After graduating from college, Xiao Kai took his first case with his master. The child's parents were killed in a car accident, and the only ones left behind were the child and the child's biological grandmother. The child's grandmother is only 60 years old and has flexible legs and feet. However, she used the excuse in court that she was in poor health and had to live in a nursing home to be unable to raise the child. The final result turned out to be that the child's grandmother got most of the inheritance and lived in peace in her old age, and the child was sent to an orphanage.
Looking at the different faces in the court and outside the court, Xiao Kai only felt that the old woman was extremely disgusting. At that time, Xiao Kai had not yet learned what his predecessors said about watching with cold eyes and remaining calm.
Xiao Kai felt that the child was pitiful and wanted to adopt him, but his girlfriend was still studying abroad for graduate school, and he was just a young boy who had just entered the society. How could he have the money to raise another child. The reality is obvious, but Xiao Kai still wants to talk to his girlfriend, even if all he gets is the words "You did your best." Who knew that instead of comforting him, his girlfriend thought Xiao Kai was childish, and Xiao Kai was so angry that he told his girlfriend about the reality. The two proud people just quarreled on the phone despite the time difference of more than ten hours, and neither one was willing to say a word of reconciliation first.
It was half a month later when I received another call from the United States, but the caller was not my girlfriend.
The girlfriend’s parents said that since the two had a fight, the girl had found a part-time job. The girl went abroad at public expense and did not need to find a job. However, the girl felt that Xiao Kai would spend a lot of money if he really wanted to adopt the child. When the girl wanted to call Xiao Kai with her two weeks' salary, she got into a car accident...
Xiao Kai just felt like a thunderbolt at that time. It turned out that he had misunderstood his girlfriend. It turned out that he was pretending to be proud. That person is yourself. From then on, Xiao Kai was no longer Xiao Kai. He liked to go to bars to drink after get off work because his girlfriend once said that those colorful drinks looked like rainbows. Xiao Kai wants to taste those rainbows for his girlfriend.
"Then, what do those rainbows taste like?"
"It was bitter at first, but now I don't know."
Later Yang Yi was still I went to attend Mayday's concert, and the seats around me were empty from beginning to end.
When the song "Rainbow" played, Yang Yi's tears fell unconsciously.
A tear slid down his cheek and into his mouth, "Liar, the rainbow is obviously salty." Yang Yi cried in his seat throughout the concert, during which he wanted to pick up his phone countless times and call Xiao Kai Making a phone call, just like in the lyrics, "Have you ever loved me." Yang Yi wanted to ask but didn't dare.
When Yang Yi walked out along the flow of people, his eyes were swollen to a slit, and the person in front of him blurred into Xiao Kai, and Yang Yi started to cry.
"Don't cry, how about I buy you a drink of Rainbow?"
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