A funny sentence about robbing a bank

1. It is said that there is an ugly woman who works in a bank. Because she is extremely ugly, she never attracts men's likes. One day, a group of gangsters came to rob a bank. At that time, there were only ugly women and another employee in the bank. The robbers forced the employee to tell the password of the safe, and he was never stunned by the gang leader, and he did not know whether to live or die. At this time, facing the vicious robbers, the ugly woman trembled and said, "You can't get the password from me, even if you force me, I won't tell." The gangster stared at him and said coldly, "You want beauty." .

2. In other words, two robbers rushed into the bank and shouted, "Hands up, get down, don't move." All the saleswomen did so. One of the robbers found the key to unlock the lock and took the money. Suddenly, the robber who was watching angrily scolded, "This is a fucking robbery, not rape."

3. One day, a gangster broke into a bank with a gun. He said to the staff: "Don't move, I will call him geography if anyone moves!" " Although a clerk next to him was very nervous and scared, he simply corrected: "It should be' history'?" The gangster said, "I have been afraid of history since the day I went to school!" "

4. A sexy MM was walking on the road when she suddenly heard: Don't move. A big man grabbed her, MM was anxious and said, I'll give you money, so don't rob her, okay? The big fellow said, don't be wordy. Then push down mm. Mm is frightened: Don't. Man: I'm bored to death. Take off your stockings quickly. I'm in a hurry to rob a bank.

5. A group of robbers are robbing a bank, and a companion is keeping watch at the exit. After robbing the cash, the gang leader and others are ready to retreat. Ran to the door and asked the lookout, "Is everything all right?"

The guy said, "It's not normal. Pol.ice didn't see it, but our car was stolen by thieves. "