Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

I wrote a humorous sentence to amuse myself:

1, don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, I'm your most important person, silly boy, I'm your father.

2. Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, it will freeze into ... Wang Wang will break the ice.

When you feel ugly, poor and useless, don't despair, because at least your judgment is right.

4. On the other end of the phone, you always laugh so crazy when you are happy. On the other end of the phone, I am so stupid.

5, flowers bloom into the sea, missing disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.

6, ancient times are really good, too much pressure will turn into a demon, a demon, a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

7. If you were born in Shengliang, if you were born in delicious food, if you were born in fat, if you were born in bangs, if you were born in me, why didn't you give birth to my partner?

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

10, you don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see it wither a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.