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How we pissed off the teacher to death lines
History teacher: I really couldn’t teach those students. During class, I asked a question: "Do you know who Wu Zetian is?" The first student answered me that he was not familiar with her. The second classmate told me that he was one of his online friends, and the third classmate said that he had her QQ number and would ask her on QQ after class... And one classmate even took out his mobile phone and said that he would ask her immediately.
Geography teacher: Take a look at their test papers this time. The top of the five famous mountains in my country is (Zhao Benshan), the most famous river is (Pan Changjiang), and the coal in our country is all (black). The iron in our country is (hard), how can I still go to class?
Chinese teacher: During class, a classmate was reading a magazine. I confiscated his magazine and hit him on the head... But when I turned around to continue the class, his deskmate laughed. He laughed so much that he couldn't continue in class. I asked him why he was laughing. Do you know what he answered me? The boy took out a book of Cihai from the drawer and said to me: "Teacher, it's a good thing you didn't notice me reading, otherwise I would have been smashed to death by you."
Math teacher: a unit A classmate who never failed the exam was able to use high school knowledge in the homework he handed in... I asked him if he did the homework himself, and the classmate actually replied that he didn't know. Tell me what a good thing this is. I continued to ask him and asked him to tell me honestly who did it for him. Hey, he had a reason and answered me: "Teacher, I really don't know who did this homework. To be honest, last night I went to bed earlier..."
Physics teacher: Do you know how many lessons I taught just one clockwise and one counterclockwise lesson? Five classes! Yes, that’s what I told them. If they still don’t understand, I told them to look at their watch. Wherever the hour hand goes, it’s clockwise, and vice versa. However, when the whole class counts, they are either mobile phones or electronic watches... If I don't resign, I will teach them these two words for the whole semester?
Biology teacher: I really don’t want to leave, but... you know, I have a heart disease and can’t stand the excitement, but can I not be excited? Yesterday, in the unit exam, according to the requirements of the syllabus, I asked the students to look at the bird legs on the teaching picture and write the name and living habits of the bird. But just when I mentioned the test content, a classmate stood up and walked out the door, shouting: "There are also questions like this, I won't take the test." Do you think such students need education? I stopped him and asked him his name. He actually pulled up his pants, exposed his legs and said to me: "Come on, look at my legs and write my name..."
Art teacher: As you know, I have just been assigned to this class. Yesterday during class, I heard several classmates shouting "beauty" as soon as I entered the door. Do you think it was irritating? I am a teacher, how can they disrespect teachers so much? ...Yes, it would be wrong of me to resign just because they called me "Beauty." But when I was looking for someone who called me "Beauty," those classmates shouted to me again: "What are you looking at? Not shouting." You!"
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