Funny comments on sentences and funny comments on short sentences (89 selected sentences)

If I were a zombie, I would choose to eat the brains of all good students.

2. There are always a few friends around me: I saw the plane for the first time, and I don't know which mental hospital it was after I got acquainted.

3, words are spoken by people, fart is also put by people, language and fart are the same, both in one breath.

Teacher, Xiaogang will ask for leave tomorrow, because he may be ill tomorrow.

5. Nowadays, girls are: fresh in front of relatives, quiet in front of outsiders, * * female hooligans in front of acquaintances and girlfriends.

6. Poverty limits many things. Why didn't I limit my weight?

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

8. I especially like that the teacher is angry, scolds us for a class, and then class is over.

9. Someone asked me how to live alone in this materialistic society. I replied: not because of poverty!

10, someone said I was black, so I smiled. Hehe, you did it for nothing to hide your ugliness, so I didn't have to.

1 1, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

12, I never hold a grudge, but I usually report it on the spot.

13, because I don't like to tidy my room, so they all call me the hero of room chaos.

14, my hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic, static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over …

15, log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

16, don't keep saying that my face is beautiful and ugly.

17, my dream: I have something to do as a secretary and nothing to do as a secretary. The reality is that the secretary can't do it, and the secretary can't do anything.

18, how can we take care of everyone's feelings? I can't take care of my mood.

19, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

20. I just forgot to bring money when I was eating. Tell the boss to make it up next time, but the boss won't make it up! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!

2 1, you leave when you say it, and you never worry about my feelings. I knew at first sight that you were a difficult dog to keep.

22. No matter how old a human member is, he is young before money.

23, the season of black silk flooding, let us have these thick legs?

24, mosquitoes, when can evolve to not suck blood, only suck fat?

25. Xiaoming unfortunately met a robber when he came home. In desperation, he picked up the National Day homework and killed the gangster!

26. Going out this summer is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting is teppanyaki, or stop raining. When it rains, it becomes boiled fish.

27. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

28. I told myself a good night story. The plot is ups and downs and exciting. Now I'm too deep into the play and I'm still chasing the killer. I'm not sleepy.

29. If you want to fall in love, please advise.

30. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

3 1, you are always, intermittently complacent, constantly eating and dying, planning a day and lying dead for a year.

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

33. He ignores you. He may have been scalded by water and knocked on the corner of the table with medicine. He was taken to the hospital and the ambulance had an accident. Forget it. How can he chat with others?

34. I am a student with unlimited potential. I can finish my National Day homework in three hours, but this is a passive skill and can only be started on the evening of10.7.

35. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and some people test imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

36. He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice. Sure enough, he didn't break his word, which made you suffer a lot.

37. Waiting for you to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

38. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

39. The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

40. There is an attitude called sentimentality and a state called looking for trouble.

My emotions can be roughly divided into four categories: eating too much, sleeping too much, thinking too much and spending too much.

42. I just want you to accompany me and smile at me. I just want you to kiss me, Doby. I just won't give up.

43. How handsome! With the company of literati, there is a good life! There are horses to ride and cars to sit on. There are soldiers to protect.

44. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

45. If you count the increase in wages and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

Funny second comment short sentences

1, people who like you will tell you that I took a shower, and then they will say that I have finished washing. People who don't like you seem to say that I took a shower and disappeared into the bathroom!

They are used to criticizing you behind your back, because they don't have the capital to confront you face to face. You are the winner, don't be afraid.

3. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove, pinch the instant noodles, and tie them safely.

Other classes have good grades and good discipline, and are liked by teachers, while our class is nothing more than high value.

Some girls who seem to be quiet for a long time have no extra money behind them, and even owe ants flowers.

6. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

7. Don't talk about blue thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

8. Don't envy that we didn't have homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

9. If I can avoid facing it, please send me a pair of skates to make me run faster.

10, I want to ask if I really love you. I just want to say: you will know after "Day"!

1 1. I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread?

12, my mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother resolutely gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

13, an impulsive person like me should be beaten hard to calm down.

14, people who have been dissatisfied with their hair styles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem.

15, I'm afraid of heights, and I dare not bow my head to find money all my life.

16. When you are young, try not to fall in love early. Knowing that you are ugly, ugly and short too early will affect the exam.

17. In junior high school, I set up the Qinglong Gang with some buddies. Later, somehow, it was discovered by the class teacher, and it was abruptly changed into Qinglong learning group.

18, every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

19, I tried to turn the salted fish over during the exam, damn it, I didn't expect it to stick.

20. I found that myopia has become more and more serious recently, and I can't see money when I open my wallet.

2 1, my family name is me, my name is love you, my word is miss you, my name is know you, my scientific name is love you, my nickname is miss you, my book title is dream you, my pen name is love you, but my real name is tease you.

22. M: The world is so big, why are you clinging to me? You have your life, I have my freedom, and letting go is true. Salesgirl: Why do you want to leave after taking something?

23. I am destined to fall in love with you. I will sit in the prison of love for you, and let love be locked in my chest all my life; I am destined to fall in love with you, my heart is broken for you, and I still miss your kindness.

24. If someone like me who never listens well in class suddenly looks up, it must be for you to answer the question.

25. I have long discovered the secret that my wife hid the money in the boots of the shoe cabinet. I always reach out and touch one or two pieces of change every month. Until yesterday, I reached for a cactus in my pocket, and I knew it was time to stop.

26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

27, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

28. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

29. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

30. I heard that the sleeping mobile phone will radiate when it is placed next to the pillow, which scared me to get up quickly and throw away the pillow, which scared the baby to death.

3 1, Xiong Haizi folded a paper crane and threw it in my face. He said he was playing with angry birds. This child is so cute, no! Does he mean I'm a pig?

32. A light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on the wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

The whole school stopped water for two days, and the next day I found that there were not many girls in the class.

34. Who doesn't have a convenient musical instrument now? I quit. I played well.

35. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

36. Eating together is called spelling rice, and going home together is called carpooling. You give me the rest of your life and live together. It's called despair.

37, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, live by this sentence.

38. Why don't you be rational? My uncle is here. Why did you think of going to the zoo to see bears?

39. If I can forgive your vulgarity, can you forgive my hypocrisy?

40. I'm so tired, I want to make a cut on the back of my head, and then collapse to the ground and install the piggy bank.

4 1, when you were a child, your mother hung a bone for you, and at least you had a dog to play with!

42, people will die, or die of mathematics, or die of physics, or kneeling in biology, or buried in chemistry, or entangled in Chinese, or lost in English, or died of sports.

43. The zombie opened your brain hole, shook his head, and left disappointed, but dung beetles who passed by brightened up at the moment.

44. When two people are together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding. For example, if you ignore me, I will ignore you.