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I want to be your heart in the next life.

1. If there is next life, I will be your heart. If it bothers me, I won't jump.

I want to be your heart in the next life! If you cherish me, I will jump. If you let me down, I will jump up and stop. If you hurt me, I won't jump!

In the next life, I want to be your heart. If you cherish me and treat me well, I will jump happily. If you are not nice to me, I will jump up and stop, making you breathless. If you let me down, I won't jump or move.

I want to be your heart in the next life. I don't feel well, but it's you who's hurt.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you will die if I don't jump.

I will be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will keep jumping. If you let me down, I will jump up and stop, leaving you breathless. Even if you are sad, it is you who are hurt.

7. If I had an afterlife, I would be your heart. If I get angry, I won't jump. It seems that the more people care, the more they will feel that they are always there, and the more they will lose their temper. I don't know why, maybe it's because I did it.

8. Companionship is the longest confession, and long-term love is the happiest. I want to be your heart in the next life. If you don't treat me well, I will definitely make you feel bad.

9. In the next life, I will be your heart and I will protect you. You didn't leave me. You just went to a place and went to my heart. You are the air, and you are the sunshine.

10. I don't really want to be with you, because I feel like I have nothing these days. From the moment you had the heart to ignore me, I knew that you must have never cared about my feelings. It's not that you are not busy, but that you don't like me that much. I used to laugh because I was happy, but now I don't laugh because I am happy. I want to be your heart in the next life, at least when I feel pain.

1 1. If there is a next life, I want to be your heart, because if I don't jump, you will die and you will never give up this life. You always talk about finding the right person? What is the right person like? It's all boiled water. It's better to enjoy it than to lose it.

12. Forget your humble things and don't let loneliness become a static collapse. If I haven't heard you care about me for too long and haven't seen your message back to me for too long, I will be very sad. In fact, life is like this. I want to be your heart in the next life. I'll jump if I want, or I'll let you die.

13. I have some inexplicable feelings recently, and I thought of a sentence, let me be your heart in the next life. Although we have no next life, I will give it to the people you will meet.

14. If there is next life, I will be your heart. If I make you happy, you will be happy. If I make you sad, you will be sad. You have to coax me into not making me angry. If I am angry, you will get sick. If I get angry, you will die. The point is, you must not like her without my permission.

15. I will be your heart in the next life. If you cherish me, I will dance very well. If you fail me, I will jump for a while to let you catch your breath, even if you are sad and painful. Women can easily heal scars and forget the pain. Even though they are riddled with holes, they still play well. The more you know what you care about, the more vulnerable you are. Learn to let go if there is no if.

I want to be your heart in the next life, at least you can feel it when I am in pain.

1. Sorry, I didn't expect my greeting to bother you.

The sourest feeling is not jealousy, but that you have no right to be jealous.

3. A new friend of a good friend, please take good care of my good friend.

If I only see you in my dream, I will never wake up.

How can I support the world without you on the day you left?

6. Don't break my heart, but you live in it.

7. I want to be your heart in my next life, at least you can feel it when I am in pain.

8. You are good everywhere, but you are never old.

9. I only knew it by wishful thinking. It turns out that my wife is really tired.

10. You look really good, and you don't need my interruption at all.

1 1. When you think he doesn't love you, don't think he loved you, just pretend he never loved you.

12. Everyone thinks that time is a prescription, but in fact all wounds are cured.

13. I broke up, freed, free and relaxed, but why am I crying?

14. Our love is like a meteor, no matter how beautiful it is, it can only happen once.

15. Those thoughts that have no exit become dark circles.

16. Later, I didn't know if I was looking for someone or your shadow.

17. I finally know what is superfluous in your world, it's me.

18. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. When she ignored you, she was actually deeply hurt.

19. There is always someone who will make you hurt to the bone and never give up.

20. The cruelest thing is that a person teaches you to be willful, but he retaliates against your willfulness by leaving.

In the next life, I want to be one of your teeth —— Talking about classic QQ

God abandoned us, but he wants to light up the world for the dim moonlight, and wants us to multiply endlessly and relentlessly.

We can control our own destiny, but if we are controlled by others, the fault is not fate, but ourselves.

You told me to live a good life and take a good road in the future, where should I go. It's all bricks.

I can't run. I'll walk. I can't walk. I had to climb. I can't climb, I want to roll!

Sleeping is an art-no one can stop me from pursuing art!

I will always be by your side. Never leave. Until you love me.

The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

Live your life calmly, don't be magnificent, just seek peace of mind.

Life is desperate, as long as a little light can make people fantasize about hope.

Sometimes, silence can cover everything, and sometimes silence often makes you lose everything.

You and I have nothing to say. I can't imagine that we are lovers.

I allow you to walk around in my world, but you are not allowed to run around in my world.

I finally understand the meaning of time. It can make you forget me, but it can't make me forget you.

Dear, if my world is without you, everything will be so hypocritical.

Maybe it's because we don't have fate. God imitates us together and cruelly separates us!

Leaving you is stupid, seeing through is wrong, it is weak, and the result is love and hate.

I finally meet you, but I'm not happy at all. Maybe because of her.

In fact, at this point, we all have no choice. Now it's best not to go back and wait for another road.

I am who I am. I don't know the height and thickness of the sky. I am who I am.

Who is the dawn in my life, slowly illuminating my life? I'm waiting.

Everyone is not thinking about you in the middle of the night, just thinking about how to stop thinking about you.

I have always felt that I am excellent, but I still can't compare with her in your heart.

You are busy saying goodbye to me, and when you say goodbye, I will never say goodbye again.

Maybe if you leave, you shouldn't come back. Maybe if you come back, you will no longer be my support.

A person feels lonely, the world falls with him, and even the air sleeps quietly.

The loneliest thing is no longer that no one is with you, but that no one lives in your heart.

I like to see everyone smile, but I'm afraid to see you smiling behind your back …

I abandon all my pride and self-esteem to love you just for one sentence: I'm sorry, I don't like you.

Don't let our love become a memory. If you want to leave, don't forget my name.

Maybe a person can only smile when he is really helpless.

In the next life, I want to be one of your teeth, even if I feel uncomfortable, you will still hurt.

The so-called love is when you have feelings. When all the passion and romance are taken away. You still cherish each other.

When you turn around, I really want to say I wish you happiness, but I can't.

Those who get me may never get it, and those who lose me will lose it forever. Watch your behavior.

I used to be carried away by love, but now I'm not as stupid as before.

Why do we love each other? I'm the only one who paid for it. Are you clear?

You like me because I am a good person. But you love her, even if she is the wrong person.

Get up from the pain you gave, and one day, you will tell me that you regret it!

I forgot everything in the past, as if I never loved you and gave you up completely.

If the college entrance examination is over, we won't meet again. I hope we won't meet again.

Straight to the heart, you have always been there, no matter what our relationship is now.

How I want to cry. But tears can't fall down when they reach the corner of my eye.

I will do whatever you ask me to do when I love you, and I will do nothing when I don't love you.

Will you be lonely again after happiness? If so, I'd rather be alone all the time.

I want to watch the sunrise, the sunset and the changes of the world with you.

When I love you, I am what you say. When I don't love you, you say what you are.

Although the road ahead is difficult, I would rather walk with a smile than cry and say regret.

Let me be your lover in my next life.

Han Xiao: Do you know how happy I am for you and how sorry I am for myself when I hear your voice on the phone?

First of all, congratulations on your successful graduation thesis defense. As for you saying that you don't want to continue your graduate studies because your family is poor, I don't think it is necessary!

Time is like an excellent sprinter, who runs far in the blink of an eye before the shot in the referee's hand goes off. I have known you online for three years.

I remember one day, when I turned on my computer, I saw a shy message left by you on the message board in my qq space: Teacher Yazhu, my name is Xiao Han, and I am a sophomore in a university. I like poetry and prose. I read your masterpiece in a literary magazine. I really like Mr. Yazhu's style and writing style. I wonder if you can accept me as a student who loves your work? At that time, I was suddenly shocked and inexplicably moved, so I replied to you politely. That is, from that day on, you gradually entered the life of a calm, divorced single woman.

One thing happened on Valentine's Day the year before last, which completely changed the fate of you and me. You talked to me online for a year, and suddenly you wanted my photo on Valentine's Day. At that time, I didn't think much, just casually told you my password in the space album (however, the photos above are all my photos six years ago). You were very surprised after reading it! Unexpectedly inexplicably wrote me a letter entitled: the first love letter to Yazhu! Between the lines is full of a 23-year-old boy's yearning and longing for future love. What I really thought at that time was to tell you right away that I was a 43-year-old woman, and I had a daughter of 18 years old who emigrated with my father. However, I can't bear to lose you, the laughter and stories you give me every day, and the deep attachment of a single woman to you.

In desperation, I wrote back to you. In the letter, I politely refused you, and repeatedly hinted that I could be your big sister and confidant. I also tell you sincerely, finish your studies well and don't live up to the ardent expectations of rural parents. After the hair was finished, I was relieved and fell into bed and slept until dawn.

The next night, it was time for us to chat online again. We have been hesitating to contact you for a long time. Finally, we turned on the computer. Seeing your familiar head flash by, I suddenly burst into tears. You sent me a long message, including one sentence: Yazhu, in this life, no matter you are rich or old, I will never marry you! If you don't want Han Xiao's life to be like this, floating in the wind, would you please let me love you? Looking at this affectionate text, I finally lost myself!

Han Xiao, do you know how scared and embarrassed I was when you offered to video chat with me one day? For you, I walked into a high-class beauty salon for the first time and spent hundreds of dollars on skin beauty. Fortunately, I also pay great attention to maintenance at ordinary times. I am naturally beautiful and my skin is delicate and smooth. Later, I went to a gorgeous hair salon and made a trendy hairstyle again. In this way, the whole person looks full of vitality and splendor.

Recalling the first video with you, I still remember it vividly. That day, I was wearing a light pink pajamas. After seeing your video request, I clicked OK, and then changed the camera so that you couldn't see my direction. You are more handsome in the video than I expected, with a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows and big eyes on your face. The corners of the mouth are slightly upturned. Especially when you laugh, those looming little tiger teeth really fill me with pity for you. At this time, you can't wait to send another message: Yazhu, please! Let me see you, will you? Even a glance! So, I adjusted the direction of the camera so that you could see me.

When you first saw me, you were stunned for a long time, and my heart tightened. Do you see that I am much older than you? I saw you send me another sentence: Yazhu, you are so beautiful! With the charming face of sinking fish and falling geese, I am ashamed of flowers when I close the moon! Remember, at that time, I was full of gratitude and moved to you. Han Xiao, I'm not as beautiful as you say. However, what woman doesn't want to hear such sweet words? Who is unhappy and moved by this sentence?

Han Xiao, I really don't want to spoil your fun on the day when we are going out to propose a toast. However, I have to tell you bad news: my body has been in a low level and uncomfortable state for the last three months. I went to an authoritative hospital for a comprehensive physical examination last week. Today, the test report I got back from the hospital was impressively marked: there is a tumor in the liver area, and it is suspected to be ca. I really don't want to tell you this on your happiest day.

If it weren't for this illness, I would also like to find a chance to tell you the truth about me. You're not wrong! The mistake is that a 43-year-old woman should not fall in love with you and have dreams about you! You should not accept your sacred love, let alone waste your beautiful youth. You often boast that I have a good voice like a lark. Han Xiao, my mother is a famous singer. Maybe my daughter inherited her mother's genes? I have repeatedly hinted to you that there is only friendship between us, and there will be no love! But you naively said to me at the other end of the screen: Yazhu, when I graduate, I will make you a lot of money, and then I will be very excited to marry you! Whenever this happens, I really can't bear to hurt your sincere and transparent heart to me, let alone our dreams.

Many times you let me say: I love you! But every embarrassment has a reason. Today, let me summon up the courage to say to you with my last life: Han Xiao, I love you! I love you! I love you! If life really has an afterlife, I will make Yazhu your bosom lover.

Yesterday, I injected 10 million yuan into your bank card. This little money can't compensate for my deception and deep injury to you, nor can it compensate for the youth you wasted for me. I dare not ask you to forgive me for desecrating your pure feelings for me. I will torture my conscience and restless soul with your love for me. This small100000 is reserved for your tuition fees for the postgraduate entrance examination in the future. I hope that after reading this letter to you, I beg you to forget. I forgot the bad woman named Yazhu who gave you hopes and dreams and ruined them! Please also put my qq number into your blacklist, and please put my name into your memory warehouse. Please don't hate me any more! Hate a poor woman who is dying!

Please don't ask me where I am going. Behind the tall and straight peaks in my hometown, there is a large swaying bamboo forest, where is my root! There, there is my fragrant soul!

A woman who made you fall in love by mistake: Yazhu burst into tears and left a pen in July.