How to reply humorously when I can’t wake up?

1. - If I don’t wake up, who will stay by my side every day and night, and who will take the opportunity to scold me,

2. Lazy person Exercise status: Lie on your back tonight and sit up tomorrow morning, lie on your stomach tomorrow night and hold up the day after tomorrow. Living status: I don’t wake up in the morning and can’t wake up at night. Mobile phone status: Powered off, no one is answering at the moment, turned off. Raise your hands if you feel the same way!

3. My daily state is very regular: in the morning I look like I haven’t woken up, in the afternoon I look like I haven’t woken up, and in the evening I look like I got chicken blood.

4. I can’t wake up at work and feel very energetic during vacation. What’s wrong with me?

5. You can’t sleep without the opposite sex, and you can’t wake up if you have the opposite sex.

6. Kim Jong-in’s black bell dance is your world with a domineering shoulder that never wakes up

7. Current status: can’t sleep at night, can’t wake up during the day, eats No appetite, no mood for work!

8. - Can't sleep at night and can't wake up during the day. The rhythm of insomnia.

9. In view of the fact that I need to sleep for a long time every day and may not wake up, it is impossible for me to have a high IQ.

10. Can’t fall asleep in class, can’t fall asleep after class#

11. My daily state is very regular: I look like I haven’t woken up in the morning, and I look like I can’t sleep in the afternoon. When I wake up, I look like I have taken a chicken blood injection at night.

12. I suffer from insomnia at night and often can’t wake up during the day. I am in a daze all day long, which makes me very haggard and lazy. I have no special skills or anything. The advantage is that he is a master at staying up late. Even staying up all night is not a problem

13. Winter is coming. I can’t wake up every morning and don’t want to get up. When I go to work, I always want to sleep. I’m so sleepy. ~

14. I have a headache. It hurts like an explosion. I can only bear all the grievances and uneasiness silently. I am unable to tell you and cannot change. I hope I won’t have insomnia again. I hope I won’t wake up!

15. Can’t wake up during the day and can’t sleep at night. I don’t want to force myself to sleep either. I seem to be in a bad state of mind in everything I do lately. I can't tell if it's a good thing or a bad thing because of my leisurely look.

16. I can’t wake up in the morning and can’t sleep at night! Lying in bed playing with your mobile phone, how long will it take you to fall asleep? ! Let me tell you, until what time do you want to play on your phone at night before you stop?

17. Spring is sleepy, autumn is lackluster, and summer takes a nap. March is a sleepless winter and spring is not a reading day. Summer has a good sleep. Afraid of mosquitoes in autumn and cold in winter, pack your schoolbags for next year

18. Hearing your sleepless murmur in the morning will make you feel good all day long

19. Waiting for dawn in countless sleepless nights I ran out of patience and courage during the night and simply didn't sleep, didn't wake up, and didn't struggle.

20. People with dreams are running, while people without dreams are sleeping, because they don’t know where they are going; People with dreams are grateful, while people without dreams are complaining, because they feel that the whole world is empty. Owe him; People with dreams can't sleep, and people without dreams can't wake up because they don't know what to do when they get up. Give life a dream, give the dream a road, give the road a direction!