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Go to a circle of friends who borrow money and don't pay it back.
When you borrow money from me, please don't say the repayment period. Unless you are sure you can repay it, I will think about when you will repay me and why you haven't. If this worry bothers me for too long, I don't think I will lend you money so readily next time.
4. Change hands to borrow money as a master, and the repayment of money is blocked. You think I want to make a profit, and whoever has the ability will not lose.
5. The end of the year is approaching, and I'm going home for the New Year, so I'm a little short of money, so friends who borrowed money can pay it back.
6. Look at people's hearts when borrowing money, and look at people's character when paying back money. Don't take my trust as a joke, and don't take your integrity seriously.
7. When born, no one is thoughtful and born later; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like borrowing money casually when you borrow money, and it hurts to pay it back.
8. Li Ka-shing said: What is the hardest part? Custody! Those who are willing to give you money must be your nobles; Those who are not only willing to advance money, but also unwilling to urge you to pay money must be among your nobles. There are not many such nobles now. If you meet it, you must cherish it for a lifetime. Friend! The vast business sea! Cooperation is not easy! Borrow and cherish!
9. Lending money to Xiaoxiao and paying back the money are like Yamaraja.
10. If I don't pay back the money and keep my word, I'll kick me out of my life. Don't make yourself so sacred. If I want to lend you money, I am a villain. Hehehe.
1 1. Dunning should be simple. There is nothing shameful about dunning, and there is no punch line. The most effective way is to call a spade a spade, never say sorry, and never beat around the bush.
12. When you are in trouble, friends are willing to lend you money to help you solve your urgent needs, which shows that people trust you. This is a great kindness. No matter when he asks you to pay back the money afterwards, you can't just complain and be upset. It must be difficult for him to ask you to pay back the money. In fact, finding someone to pay back the money is very similar to finding someone to borrow money, which is difficult to talk about. So, don't take others' help for granted, please be grateful to those who help you when you are at a loss.
13. There is a mistake called I don't know regret; When he asks you for a debt, there is a kind of loneliness called loneliness, and there is a kind of sadness called bearing it alone. There is a kind of pain called biting pain. One is willing to lend you money: there is a kind of smile called forced smile. The other is willing to destroy him; Two is enough.
14. It's a pity that there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!
15. It is said that it is natural to pay back debts. I think paying off debts is the "truth" on earth.
16. After several years, he still didn't pay.
17. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.
18. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year.
19. People who don't pay me back worry me to death. I ordered spicy food many times, and now it's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed to ask ... I won't lend you any money in the future. I kindly lent it to you at that time. Now, it is always difficult to be a man ... I think people really need to be conscious. Anyway, I won't play with such people in the future. ...
20. Do you know why I protect you so much, trust you so much and tolerate you so much? Even a fool can see that you are dumber than a fool. Stop talking. Pay back the money quickly, labor and capital are short of money.
To the circle of friends who borrow money and don't pay it back
2 1. We may have been relatives in a previous life. You are my long-lost uncle.
22. There is an American proverb: "Ambiguity is like borrowing money from others and not paying it back." Honesty and trustworthiness is an important code of conduct in dealing with people, and we should try our best to fulfill our promises on time under any circumstances.
23. Please stay away from people who lend you money. Such people are not liars but also incompetent rats. Honest people don't stretch out their hands to borrow money from their lovers. No matter what his excuse is, you should not lend him money. Once you borrow it, he will manipulate you, and you will obey him and become a slave under his baton.
24. I visited all the temples around me and didn't see a Buddha who paid back the money.
25. It is said that children and parents are predestined friends, and I am no exception, but I feel that I am here to ask for debts ... I am so old that I don't want them to worry.
26. It is difficult to collect accounts, and all the people who want to collect accounts are grandchildren.
27. A friend said: There is a dilemma in the world, it is difficult to ascend to heaven and ask for help. I said timidly, there are three difficulties in the world: it is difficult to ascend to heaven, it is difficult to ask for help and it is difficult to collect accounts. Can you pay me back earlier?
28. When I came back from a walk, I remembered that my family had borrowed some money in the past and couldn't get it back. Different people, different periods. Why is this? If you can't do it yourself, others will give you the same treatment. Ha ha, that's ironic. But people who borrow money and don't pay it back will. I hope god can be gentle.
29. Oh, isn't it just lending you some money? Aren't you tired of all this verbosity? As soon as I have time today, I will post the reasons for not paying back the money online. If you see it, please leave me alone, okay? Please.
30. I am an uncle when I borrow money, and you are an uncle when I ask for money! I lend you money because I trust you, not because I have a lot of money. Good point when borrowing money. What was it like when I returned it? [mail? Protected], that person knows.
3 1. Now it is God who owes money! It is difficult to collect accounts every holiday.
32. It is difficult to collect accounts. What happens if you don't cooperate? You can't get hurt because of this. Keep walking.
33. I feel very tired and don't love anymore. Every day, I study how to get others to pay back the money voluntarily.
34. It is difficult to get into debt at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.
35. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, but those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.
36. Be careful when borrowing money. Who can borrow, who can't borrow, must know; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have the consciousness of not paying it back.
37. I am helpless if I don't pay back the money! Three or four dollars each time, even once or twice, peat, every little makes a mickle, that's a lot of money! Lao Tzu's money was not blown by the strong wind, but earned by my parents! If you don't ask for it, you will have it. If you don't return it, you will have it. It's too stingy if you want it! Shit, what do you want? The question about money will be counted separately in the future! I am so angry.
I quarreled with my wife because I lent him money.
The most embarrassing thing in the world is to ask friends and colleagues to pay back the money.
Look at the moon in the sky. Does it look like the dollar I lent you yesterday?
A chilling sentence that implies that a friend will not pay back the money he borrowed.
A chilling sentence that implies that a friend borrows money and doesn't pay it back (the first one)
1. Please recognize these animals! The first beast, who borrowed money and didn't pay it back, also said that he wouldn't pay it back if he borrowed it. The second beast, the first aunt, cheated the old man of his money.
2. It is difficult to collect accounts! Don't even answer the phone! Don't be honest! What should we do?
3. Brothers, settle the accounts. If you don't pay back the money, it will be difficult to borrow it again.
How nice you were last night, and you vowed to pay back the money. I didn't know I was so bold that I didn't say anything by the end of the year.
5. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back money, you are a grandfather.
6. People who don't pay me back worry me to death. I ordered spicy food many times, and now it's embarrassing. I won't borrow money again. I kindly lent it to you at that time. Now, I always send me away in a few days ... it's hard to be a man ... I think people really need to be conscious. Anyway, I won't play with such people in the future. ...
7. It will take a few days to get the bill, but it is difficult to get the bill.
8. It is difficult to get an account. I came here early in the morning to prepare for the Spring Festival.
9. It is easier to borrow money than to borrow it. I've been thinking about it all afternoon, and I don't know how to tell each other. Please give me some advice.
10. I quarreled with my wife because I lent him money.
1 1. Man, um, this ... er ... I actually ... I actually want to say ... I know I'm a little abrupt, but I ... I want to ask you ... my wife called me ... Let me ask you when it's convenient ... I mean, it's not so convenient ... I actually ..
12. It's a pity that there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!
13. It is difficult to pay the bill. The "grandfather" sitting in the coffee shop waiting for the bill to be paid fantasizes about the excitement of getting the bill. ...
14. Seeing how happy you have been shopping all day, I am a little embarrassed to remind you that it is time to pay back the money.
15. People should be compassionate, but don't abuse your compassion. Paying off debts is a matter of course.
16. I helped you when you had no money. It is not that I am rich, but that I always scrimp and save. At the end of the year, the rent is due, and I need money, as do the property fee and heating fee. Now, for me, sharing money is money. I lent you money, not because I had money, but because you were in trouble. I helped you.
17. What's the difference between borrowing money and cheating? Borrowing money is cheating a friend's money.
18. What you owe me is not money, but your last stubbornness.
19. You can't ask for some money, which hurts your feelings. Don't talk about difficulties Try to think independently. You won't pay off the account at the end of the year, and you won't owe it next year. This is a matter of principle. How much you earn, word of mouth is the most important thing.
20. Never trust the person who "will pay you back in a few days". I don't know when to pay me back. When you borrow money in the future, you have to specify the repayment date, damn it
A chilling sentence suggesting that a friend borrows money and doesn't pay it back (Chapter II)
2 1. Lending money to Xiaoxiao is like paying back money in Yamaraja.
22. I have had enough. You have to think of reasons in advance to urge others to pay back the money! When people borrow money, 100 reasons are all reasonable, but why can't they think of any reason when they need it? Are you shameless or do I have too much money?
23. Why do you do so much business or have no house, car or money to spend? It's hard to pay the bill, but it's hard to go to heaven.
24. It is difficult to collect accounts, and all the people who want to collect accounts are grandchildren.
25. borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect you to pay it back.
26. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money paid it back in time, so I was short of money.
27. Relatives who borrow money but don't pay it back only blame themselves for being stupid and don't believe that others didn't make IOUs. This shameless relative just refused to pay it back, saying that he had no money. He lost the lawsuit because he didn't borrow money, and now they have bought a villa. What should I do?
28. Dunning should be simple. There is nothing shameful about dunning, and there is no punch line. The most effective way is to call a spade a spade, never say sorry, and never beat around the bush.
29. Lending is a bitter history of debt collection.
30. There are so many bad guys, who make rumors and slander, break up marriages, fail to pay back money, cheat others to see a doctor, and are driven away by the landlord ... How can we break it?
When 3 1. was born, no one was thoughtful and was born late; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like borrowing money casually when you borrow money, and it hurts to pay it back.
It suddenly occurred to me in the middle of the night that everyone should go their separate ways after graduating from college. If you want them to remember me, you must make them remember me. The solution is to borrow money and not pay it back. Yes, you are not mistaken, that is, borrowing money and not paying it back. It is best to let them collect debts. I will treat them with snail powder as a landlord. In fact, snail powder is the best in dry fishing.
33. I am so shameless that I don't pay back the money and want to threaten it in turn. I am not a person who studies both inside and outside. It's really kind of you to be bitten by a dog and feel really stupid before you lend money to others. I am blind and treat dogs as adults.
34. I remember that my colleague borrowed 200 yuan from me before and ran away. At that time, I cursed him mercilessly! I took 200 seriously in those days, and then I got angry when I borrowed money for the first time. I felt stupid and trusted someone I didn't know. Being cheated for a while is not happy! Why didn't you say no then? Now think about it, 200 is not much, but it's a lot of mental loss! It's a pity that I'm not rich, otherwise I don't have to struggle with my little money.
35. It's not grandpa who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?
36. Time and again, it is difficult to collect money, collect accounts and do business. If you try again, you will have to use legal means.
I have known her for a long time, but I have been apart for a long time. As the Spring Festival approaches, it becomes difficult to collect accounts.
38. You know, I miss you every day. Every night, when I eat, sleep and work, I want to say to you, friend, remember to pay back the money!
Recently, my family urged me to get married and buy a commercial house. Friends who borrowed money before but haven't paid it back should pay it back in time. Money is really tight.
40. Be careful when borrowing money. Who can borrow, who can't borrow, must know; If you have the courage to borrow money, you must have the consciousness of not paying it back.
Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.
Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.
1. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I'll wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is everyone's wish. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!
2. Don't lend money to others. Lending it will make you rich and poor. Don't borrow money from others either, it will make you forget frugality.
What I owe is affection, and I hope to get back not hatred but trust. Thank you very much for checking out. I look forward to our better cooperation next year. For those friends who haven't settled accounts, please put down all the reasons and settle accounts. Reputation is the foundation of being a man. Reputation exists and everything is there!
Lending money to you is support, not urging is trust, and paying back money is honesty. Please don't undermine your honesty with the support and trust of others.
It is difficult to collect accounts at the end of the year. Those who owe money, where is your conscience? Now Yang Bailao is more insolent than Huang Shiren!
No one should want to be with a person who has no money or debt, so let it all be buried in my heart, as long as it's not my own wishful thinking.
7. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning.
8. Rich people are grandfathers, especially those who owe money.
9. The most helpless thing is to borrow money and not pay it back. You're too embarrassed to ask for money. People think you are stingy and don't talk. My family doesn't open a bank, does it?
10. Did I lend you enough money last time, or should I lend you some more?
1 1. Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.
12. It's difficult to collect accounts these days! Lending money is like splashing water, which is in the foreseeable future.
13. We may have been relatives in a previous life. You are my long-lost uncle.
14. My ears are soft, and I will suffer in the future.
15. It is easy to spend money, but difficult to collect money.
16. I don't know when it started, and paying back money became the only criterion for testing friendship.
17. Please stay away from people who lend you money. This kind of person is not a liar but also an incompetent rat. Honest people don't stretch out their hands to borrow money from their lovers. No matter what his excuse is, you should not lend him money. Once you borrow it, he will manipulate you, and you will obey him and become a slave under his baton.
18. Tell a friend not to ask for a loan again unless he pays back the money next time.
19. I used to think it was the most shameless behavior to touch the meat on the meat stand in the vegetable market and then go home to cook, but I didn't know what it was until I met you.
20. It's difficult to collect accounts! Don't even answer the phone! Don't be honest! What should we do?
Friends borrow money and don't pay it back.
2 1. It's not the uncle who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?
22. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year. It is difficult to pay money in the New Year, but it is troublesome to pay money in the New Year. Everyone else grows meat during the New Year, and I'm worried about growing old during the New Year.
23. I am helpless if I don't pay back the money! Three or four dollars each time, even once or twice, peat, every little makes a mickle, that's a lot of money! Lao Tzu's money was not blown by the strong wind, but earned by my parents! If you don't ask for it, you will have it. If you don't return it, you will have it. It's too stingy if you want it! Shit, what do you want? The question about money will be counted separately in the future! I am so angry.
24. owing money is still true. Your cowardice today is the result of your years of sin.
The two saddest words are not lovelorn, but borrowing money and not paying it back.
26. People who owe money and don't pay it back really have no bottom line, moral garbage and human skin dogs.
The most embarrassing thing in the world is to ask friends and colleagues to pay back the money.
28. Don't play dead, pay back the money, keep the skin, apologize and get out.
Look at that cloud in the sky. Does it look like the money I lent you yesterday?
30. Where is the bottom line? Stealing, not paying back the money you owe, and lying hurts.
3 1. Reality tells us that there is nothing else, nothing else, no money, nothing else.
32. A person who borrows money and doesn't pay it back comments on your taste, laughs at the fact that you often buy cheap goods online, and says what a tasteful life you live. What special person? A man who wears jeans only borrows money from a man who wears jeans, but fails, pulling a face and sarcastically saying that he has no money to wear jeans. Why not lend it to me in a bargain? Who the fuck is that? What logic is this?
33. It's a pity that there are more wives who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!
34. The brother who used to pay back the money is in the next class, but now he is just an ordinary friend.
35. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!
36. Love maintained by touching will be numb and tired sooner or later: you are hurting me! "Another flustered and frustratedly said many people want to debt at the end of the year! "How can you be so stupid!
37. It is difficult to get into debt at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.
38. Everyone has different values. If you don't pay back the money you owe, it's an honor to get someone I can scold you but you can't scold me. Is that how your mother taught you to be a man? No culture, no quality, no values. Or a man without money.
39. I learned about a new species today, and I feel confident if I don't pay back the money. It is my right to lend you money, and it is your obligation to pay it back as soon as possible. Don't ask you to pay back the money when you don't need it. I need money now. Shouldn't it be returned right away? What's with this attitude? How amazing is it that you owe me money?
40. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.
Do bad things with good intentions, and borrow money without paying it back.
Do bad things with good intentions, and borrow money without paying it back.
1. Those who are not afraid of debt collection are heroes, and those who are afraid of debt are really poor. It is difficult to collect accounts, but it is difficult for heaven. My friend, there is nothing wrong with this feeling.
I'm really fed up. You have to think of reasons in advance to urge others to pay back the money! When people borrow money, 100 reasons are all reasonable, but why can't they think of any reason when they need it? Are you shameless or do I have too much money?
3. It is difficult to pay the bill, and it is difficult for heaven! The walls at home are peeling off, and the financial arrangements are made.
Call a friend before you borrow money, an uncle after you borrow it, and a benefactor after you pay it back.
Borrow money from pessimists, because they won't expect you to pay it back.
6. Some people borrow money for many reasons! It is not impossible to regard the tolerance of others as your shameless capital, but you should also see if our relationship has reached that level! Grandson, if you are unkind, blame me for being unjust and give you no face!
7. The two saddest words are not lovelorn, but borrowing money and not paying it back.
He has been in debt for several years, but he hasn't paid it back yet.
9. I hate such people. She was very enthusiastic when she borrowed money from you, saying all kinds of nice things, and trying to find reasons when she paid back the money.
10. People beg you when you borrow money, and you beg others when you pay back the money.
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12. Don't play dead, pay back the money, keep the skin, apologize and get out.
13. My ears are soft, and I will suffer in the future.
14. There are many ways to destroy a friendship, and the most cruel one is to borrow money and not pay it back.
15. When I borrowed money, I was an uncle. When I asked for money, you were an uncle! I lend you money because I trust you, not because I have a lot of money. Good point when borrowing money. What was it like when I returned it? [mail? Protected], that person knows.
16. There is an American proverb that says, "Ambiguity is like borrowing money from others and not paying it back." Honesty and trustworthiness is an important code of conduct in dealing with people, and we should try our best to fulfill our promises on time under any circumstances.
17. The work is very hard, and the days when the work is very tired are really boring. It is difficult to pay bills, and the days when bills are paid are not attractive. The boss talked and the workers broke their legs.
18. Who said you can't eat instant noodles in the car? It is difficult to pay the bill in this economic situation.
19. I hope that people who owe money will explode in the same place. There is something really wrong with their personalities. They treat you as a friend, but you don't want to be a man. I really want to curse.
20. Lending money is a waste of water, friendship and place.
Do bad things with good intentions, and borrow money without paying it back.
2 1. Do you know? I miss you every day and every night. I want to eat, sleep and work, and I really want to tell you … pay back the money quickly!
22. My sister thinks too much. If she dares to borrow money, I'll wait for her to pay it back. There is also a word called reciprocity.
23. Good friends get along, treat each other honestly and comfort each other. I don't want him to borrow money from me, and I don't want me to be cautious when I ask him to pay back the money. This is how good friends get along.
24. Where is the bottom line? Stealing, not paying back the money you owe, and lying hurts.
25. It is easier to borrow money than to borrow it. I've been thinking about it all afternoon, and I don't know how to tell each other. Please give me some advice.
26. People who owe money and don't pay it back really have no bottom line, moral garbage and human skin dogs.
27. I have been asking for accounts for the past few years, or I will be in an ugly situation if I don't come back.
28. As the society is still taking legal measures to borrow money, the court has enforced it, and there is still no news of 1. The defendant will not pay back the money! This phenomenon hopes that the relevant departments will help the people!
29. It is difficult to get an account. I came here early in the morning to prepare for the Spring Festival.
30. You can love fools in this era, but don't love nerds. Because a fool may be a genius in some way, but a nerd is definitely a fool.
3 1. In this fickle age, the only way to make someone love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.
32. I feel very tired and don't love anymore. Every day, I study how to get others to pay back the money voluntarily.
There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.
I am in a good mood today. I will be happier if those friends can pay me back.
35. Relatives who borrow money but don't pay it back only blame themselves for being stupid and don't believe that others didn't make IOUs. This shameless relative just refused to pay it back, saying that he had no money. He lost the lawsuit because he didn't borrow money, and now they have bought a villa. What should I do?
36. It is difficult to collect accounts. It's too difficult!
37. I visited all the temples around me, but I didn't see a Buddha who paid back the money.
The most helpless thing is to borrow money and not pay it back. You're too embarrassed to ask for money. People think you are stingy and don't talk. My family doesn't open a bank, does it?
Tell a friend that if he doesn't pay back the money, he won't ask for a loan next time.
40. It's not grandpa who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?
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