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Funny to say that you rent yourself on Tanabata.
2, Tanabata rental, I am in financial difficulties, to undertake all Tanabata business, pretending to be: 800, accompany to eat 300, accompany to go shopping 200, accompany to quarrel 200, accompany to watch the moon 180, cloudy and rainy 300, small-scale operation, no invoice, no pick-up in case of life danger, legal operation, honest operation.
Miss, is there anyone to accompany you on Tanabata? If you hadn't brought me home. The original price was 998, and now it's only 0.998. A little sister will take me home.
There are only a few days before Valentine's Day. Do you have company? If not, I can accompany you, eat, drink and chat. If you have company, do you lack the cuteness of drinking without eating or talking? If you don't know, I will ask later. I'll rent it myself. 5 yuan is 1 hour. This is a special sale!
5. Rent for Valentine's Day on Tanabata: eating 10, chatting 10, watching the moon 10, and pressing the road 10.
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