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How did Lv Zhi kill Mrs Qi?

Dig out your eyes, pull out your ears, cut your hands and feet, and finally throw them in the toilet. After climbing for three days, I sent someone to cut off Mrs. Qi's hands, feet and limbs to gouge out her charming eyes, then smoked her ears with drugs, forced her to drink dumb drugs, and then threw them into the toilet. This is called human trafficking. In this way, Mrs. Qi died silently in pain. In the first year of Han Dynasty, when Liu Bangdong made a crusade and passed the meat order, he got a ceramic beauty named Miracle. Soon, Miracle gave birth to a son, named Ruyi. In the seventh year of the Han Dynasty, Ruyi became the acting king. Except for Han Xin and other half-recruited kings, Liu Bang enfeoffed all the philosophers, the eldest son named Qi King, the born Huainan King, the born Zhao King, Liu Hui named Liang King, Liu Jian named Yan King, and Liu You named Huai King. Won is the son of Lu, and Liu Bang doesn't like him. Among the philosophers who were crowned king, Liu Bang liked best Zhao, the son of Lady Qi. Liu Bang often said that Liu Ying was weak in human nature, unlike me, but only wishful thinking. Liu Bang often held Ruyi in his lap in Lady Qi's palace and said to Ruyi, I will never put my black sheep above my beloved son! The idea of abolishing the prince is beyond words, and the harem is restless. If the prince is to be abolished, the minister must agree, or at least let the minister not object, because the prince is Chu Jun, which is the foundation of a country. In the first 10 year of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bang formally proposed to abolish Liu Yuxin in the imperial court. Courtiers were surprised at first, but later strongly opposed it, especially Liu Bang's fellow countryman Fenyin Hou Zhouchang. Zhou Chang stuttered a little. When he heard that Ruyi Zhao had been abolished, he was even more angry and even said, "No, no". Liu bang asked him why he couldn't. Zhou Chang was angry and flushed. "Liegeman said not to come out, but liegeman know, this this thing! Your majesty wants to change the prince, and I will never serve you! " Liu Bang couldn't help laughing. An extremely serious matter was forgotten. Lu knelt down and thanked him, saying, "If it weren't for him, the prince would be finished." . Later, Lv Hou got the idea from Sean and invited him to be good and good, which kept the appreciation of the Crown Prince. Mrs. Qi, the favored son of heaven, doesn't want to be a queen, but she is bent on being a prince and cries in front of Liu Bang every day. After several attempts to abolish the establishment, Liu Bang greeted Mrs. Qi, pointing to them and saying, "Alas, ministers tried their best to protect the prince; You see, I can't invite the four old guys who passed by, but they are admiring the prince; There is no way, Liu Yuxin's wings have been formed, and I'm afraid it's hard to move any more. When I leave in the future, Lv Hou will be your master! " Mrs. Qi cried bitterly when she heard this. Liu bang also accompanied tears. A little calmer, Liu Bang caressed Mrs. Qi and said softly, We are originally Chu people. Get up, give me a Chu dance, and I will sing a Chu song with you. With tears in her eyes, Mrs. Qi unfolded her sleeves and danced the Chu dance sadly. Liu bang sang a sad song in his heart with the rhythm of Chu: the red dove flies high and flies thousands of miles in one fell swoop, and its wings have been taken away, so there is nothing to do. Although there was a mound, Shang An did it! After the dance, Mrs. Qi cried like a crybaby. From then on, Liu Bang never mentioned the abolition of Prince Li. After several things that were abolished, Liu Bang was restless and restless at night. What will happen to Mrs. Qi and Aiko in the future? Which of them is Lv Hou's opponent? Zhao Yao, the minister, saw Liu Bang moping all day, and whispered: Is it because Mrs. Qi and the prince of Zhao are still older that your majesty is so considerate every day? I'm afraid they are at odds with the queen. I'm afraid it will be difficult to preserve them in the future? "Liu Bang nodded and sighed deeply:" Yes, that's what I'm worried about, and there's no proper way! " Zhao Yao wanted to think, and then said, "there is a way. Why not choose a strong minister as the prime minister of Wang Zhao? The minister needs to be afraid of queens, princes and ministers. It is the most suitable to be an imperial doctor and a Yin-dividing Hou Zhouchang. So Liu Bang summoned Zhou Chang and sent him to the fief of the Prince of Zhao for a funeral. In the twelfth year of Emperor Gaozu (BC 195), Liu Bang died. Lv Hou blocked the harem, arranged scheduling, and kept the secret of not being sent out in mourning for four days. Lv Hou wanted to kill the generals who helped Liu Bang. Li Shang, Shen Shi's opposition, Xiao Yi's interest, that's all. Liu Yuxin won the throne, 17 years old, Han Huidi. Lu is the Empress Dowager Cixi, who is in charge of state affairs. During the reign, the first important thing was to send someone to arrest Mrs. Qi and lock her up in a deep alley. She sent someone to cut Mrs. Qi's hair, put on shackles and handcuffs, put on the prisoner's color-selective clothes, and ordered her to plant rice in the deserted yard every day. Mrs. Qi once lived a rich and prosperous life, and suddenly she plummeted. After all this hard work, her heart is full of pain. When she was a slave, she couldn't get rid of the pain, so she sang sadly: the son is king and the mother is captive. In late spring, I often associate with death. Three thousand miles away, who should sue you! While Mrs. Qi was in grief, she missed the late Emperor but was helpless, so she missed the son of the Prince of Zhao at that time. Why didn't the son come to save himself? How does the son know? Mrs. qi's elegy soon reached her ears. Laughed, and immediately sent someone to meet Zhao. Three messengers went there successively, and they were all brought back by Zhao Xiang and Zhou Chang. Lv Hou transferred Zhou Chang to Chang 'an, and then sent someone to take Ruyi to Chang 'an, and Ruyi had to follow. Hui Di Liu Ying knew Lv Hou's intention. When he heard that Ruyi was going to Chang 'an, he personally received the palace and ate and drank with him. A few months of quiet life suddenly passed. On this day, Hui Di got up to practice arrows outside the palace, but he didn't wake up Ruyi. As a result, after returning to the palace, he was forced to drink poisoned wine and die. Hui Di had no choice but to bury him. When Ruyi Zhao died, it was Mrs Qi's turn. Lv Hou sent someone to cut off Mrs Qi's limbs to gouge out her charming eyes, then drugged her ears, forced her to drink dumb medicine, and then threw it into the toilet. This is called human trafficking. In this way, Mrs. Qi died silently in pain. Later generations often compare Liu Bang and Mrs. Qi with Mrs. Xiang Yu and Mrs. Yu when studying this history, so there is a poem: Beauty cries and dances in the sea. In the sad Chu dance, Mrs. Qi had a premonition of her tragic fate in the future. Lv Zhi was kind to Ji Bo, but cruel to Miracle. Did Miracle do many unforgivable acts in his life? But it's too bad to be a man. Lv Hou once again scared his son half to death. The most pitiful is the son of Miracle and Lv Zhi. They are innocent.