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Request: Adapt the text "Xiao Bing Zhang Ga" from the second volume of the fifth grade elementary school edition of the Hubei Education Edition into a script

Little Soldier Zhang Ga

Characters: Little Gazi, long and thin, pseudo-officer, security guard, pure steel, big uncle, big yellow dog, Fatty Ichiro, devils

Little Gazi is holding a small sewing basket , filled with dozens of eggs, came out of a door, with his handkerchief tucked around his waist. Go inside)

Slim Strip: Where to go? (Little Gazi looked up and couldn't help but be startled)

Slim Slim: Oh, isn't this an acquaintance?

Little Gazi: (laughing) Are you, boss? Do you think I still look like a kid?

Slender: (jokingly) like. Look at you like this, you are born to be a Xiaobalu.

Xiao Gazi: Then take me to see Taijun. (Holds up the egg) This is what Taijun asked me to deliver.

Slim Slim: Nonsense! Taijun is over there.

Xiao Gazi: (smiling) Gao Zao is over here.

Slender Slim Strip: Then you stay here first.

Little Gazi: Then please report it for me.

Slim Tiao: Humph (turns his head and whistles)

(The little guy rushes in again. Slim Tiao catches up, puts the knife to his chest, and pushes it out again . The little gazi avoided his bayonet and peeked into the courtyard)

(In the Han family's courtyard, under the grape trellis, there was a high table with several pseudo-officers sitting around it. (With wine, food, tea sets, etc.)

Bao Chang: (holding the food in his hand) Here comes the food!

(There were noisy sounds of knives and spoons in the kitchen, and smoke was rising. Above the room, puppet soldiers with guns were walking back and forth. There was a big yellow dog under the table, squirming around with its greedy tongue, Use your nose to smell the hand of the fake officer from time to time. The fake officer always avoids it annoyingly)

Uncle Chun Gang: (bringing a piece of cornmeal pancake very knowingly) Come, come: (all the way Luring the big yellow dog out of the yard)

Little Gazi: (running towards him) Uncle Chun Gang!

Uncle Chun Gang: (also came up to greet him) Gazi!

Little Gazi: (winking) This is the egg Taijun asked me to find (whispering again) The district captain asked me to put a grenade in this courtyard. (Speaking loudly again) Look how big this egg is. (The little gazi took away the two eggs and showed the grenades underneath to Uncle Chun Gang, and whispered) Lead the Japanese over here so they can be destroyed. This boss insists on not letting me in, please tell me...

Slender Slim: Get out, get out! In the blink of an eye, you dive in! (The thin man grabbed the kid and lifted him out)

Uncle Chun Gang: (hurriedly stepped forward to intercede) Boss, don’t you know this kid? He is my nephew, and he has epilepsy...

Slender Slim: (Frowning) Stop talking nonsense, get out!

Uncle Chun Gang: Look at your boss, why are you always having fun?

Slim and long strip: Who is making trouble with you?

(Uncle Chun Gang winked) Uncle Chun Gang: That’s it, Gazi, I’ll pass the eggs in for you. Don’t worry, I’ll deliver them safely.

Little Gazi: Is that okay?

Uncle Chun Gang: Gazi, why don’t you even believe me? I'll give you this piece of cake and keep an eye on this dog, it's causing trouble in there. (Uncle Chun Gang threw the pancake to Xiao Gazi, turned around and took the eggs in)

Little Gazi: Uncle Chun Gang, Uncle Chun Gang! (The little guy wants to chase inward)

Slim Slim: Ahem, what’s your intention? Isn’t this none of your business?

Little Gazi: (yelling in anger) It’s nothing to do with me. Are you done with it in front of me?

Slim Changtiao: It’s not over yet, what else do you want to do?

Little Gazi: The small bamboo basket holding the eggs is mine, I still have to ask for it.

Slim and long strip: (he became happy when he saw that he was wronged) What do you want?

(But the big yellow dog kept circling around the little Gazi, constantly being attentive and mean-spirited, and staring at the piece of cake. The little Gazi subconsciously teased it while frowning and turning around. Eyeballs trying to think of a way)

(Uncle Chun Gang entered the yard, put the small bamboo basket on the window sill near the grape back, glanced at him, no one noticed him, and quickly tied the string of the grenade to caught a fishing net.

The fishing net was originally hanging on the pole on the grape back, and no one thought it was unfair)

(The little gazi was still playing with the big yellow dog with a sad face, he broke off a piece of pancake, Throwing it into the air, the dog stood up with its front paws, caught it with its neck, and swallowed it greedily. Suddenly, the little gazi's heart moved, and he teased it with his little tongue several times. In a blink of an eye, he looked at the thin man. Boredly looking for a fire to smoke, he hurriedly took out a match, struck it, and held it over)

Little Gazi: (While lighting the fire for him diligently, he begged) Give me a smoke too, boss.

Slim and long strip: There is no cigarette butt. (Slim Tiao pointed to the ground)

(Sure enough, the little guy picked up a cigarette butt on the ground, and then approached Slim Tiao to fire it. Slim Tiao got tired of it and hid in the corner)

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