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Can't start school as scheduled

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which insults my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

4. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

5. I am lying in bed playing with my mobile phone. I slapped myself when I thought that school was about to start and I hadn't started my homework. Damn, I'm still distracted by playing mobile phone.

6. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

7. Looking at the calendar now is the same as reading the critically ill notice. Damn, school is about to start.

8. Everyone says that the homework hasn't moved. At the beginning of school, I saw you hand in your homework and cut off the relationship.

9. Where has all the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

10. School will start soon. Pay attention to the opposite sex students who greet you first after entering the class. He or she must care about you.

1 1. Winter vacation and I are breaking up, all because of that bitch who started school! /Shuo Shuo/

12. I may be offline recently. Don't think I'm dead. I just went to mend the mountain of winter vacation homework.

13. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

14. After all, we can't compete with time. Are you sick? Talk about people. Mom's eggs start school.

15. You started school without any precautions and concerns, which brought tragedy to my holiday. In this way, he disappeared quietly without my knowledge. From my mind, there is no memory, only regret. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night.

16. School begins. Sorry, I don't love you. My love has always been a holiday.

17. Can I start school again when my hair is long and my heel is pointed?

18. One by one, isn't it that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

19. I am happy at the thought of changing from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

20. School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

2 1. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be released simultaneously in cities all over the country.

22. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good and bad, cheap and cute, and proficient in mathematics and physics.

I hope I can start school on February 29th, once every four years.

24. When school started, everyone dressed like blind date, and their faces looked like mourning!

25. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correct ponytail, from space brush to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, yes, school has started.

26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must have been scared silly by the start of school.

27. The shortest distance in the world is from vacation to school; The farthest distance in the world, from school to holiday!

28. Let me count by hand. No, it's time to start school.

29. It hurts to breathe at the beginning of school, it hurts to think about it, it hurts to do homework, and it hurts to go to school.

30. Shortly after the start of school, a friend of the Foreign Languages Institute told me that many majors are male and female students, and the class is miserable, just two men. To make matters worse, the two are madly in love and the school is about to start. Describe their feelings about not wanting to start school.

School is about to start. Describe the feeling of not wanting to start school. (1) 1. School begins, and you can meet those people you've always wanted to see.

2.? You have to force yourself to be excellent, because as long as you become excellent, everything will be fine.

3.? After the start of school, there is another big battle: the seniors chase the junior, the junior hooks the senior, the junior is next to the senior, and the senior hates the junior.

4.? When school started, I climbed the mountain of books diligently, crossed the sea of learning, showed my knowledge and let go of my dreams.

5.? After skipping rope 50 times, I began to gasp. Fortunately, the office is on the second floor this year, so I don't have to climb the fourth floor. School will start tomorrow, and I haven't finished my lesson plan courseware yet. I thought I could catch up with the meeting today, but it rained until today these days.

6.? School, you can get my people but not my heart.

7.? The thought of starting school in ten days, I will go back to Xi, and I am so sad that I can't sleep.

8.? School, you got my people but not my heart.

9.? No pains, no gains, here you will gain knowledge as long as you work hard; A sincerity, a friendship, here as long as you are sincere, you can make iron friends; I wish you progress in your study!

10.? Mom and Zhang Zhang both woke me up. The sunshine is just right and the white clouds are soft. I feel so happy that I don't want to start school.

1 1.? You are a calm child. You haven't moved your homework during such a long holiday, and there are still a few days to go to school. You are still surfing the internet calmly. Small setbacks will not affect your mood, self-confidence is in your heart and you are in my eyes. Remember, the angel is with you, and you are still beautiful.

12.? At the thought of starting school, my phobia of making friends comes, and I have to meet those annoying people. I'd better not start school.

13.? -I want to go back when I leave school. When I came back, that feeling was gone.

14.? It is really windy outside. Pretty scary. School starts in fifteen days. It's disgusting.

15.? All the things I expected this summer vacation are basically over, and school will start soon. It's really a feeling of being at a loss to find what you expect.

16.? The annual disaster blockbuster is about to be released, and countless students are in tears-school begins.

17.? When school begins, smiling is the best way to face life.

18.? School begins, set foot on the fertile soil of knowledge and enjoy it; Set foot on the ark of learning and enjoy it; Open the antenna of wisdom and explore; Go into the school world and study hard.

19.? The sun shines and birds sing, and school starts in March; Don't be depressed, don't worry, teachers and classmates say hello to each other; Run happily, frolic more, and feel better every day; Sleep, smile and go to school full of energy!

20.? Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

School is about to start. Describe the feeling of not wanting to start school. (2) 1. Think about how wonderful campus life is before school starts, think about how many rewarding experiences there are on campus before school starts, and think about what percentage of the goals have been achieved before school starts. Think before school starts, the friendship between classmates is long-lasting!

2.? No matter how life is, don't forget to smile. May you be your own sun, independent of anyone's light.

3.? Wonderful life, your interpretation, brilliant future, your creation, the dream sky, your swimming, school days, carrying your schoolbag, starting from dreams, starting from the future, studying hard and opening up a wonderful life, come on!

4.? I put my blessings in my backpack. I put my good luck hopes in my bag. When you embark on a new journey, I will bring them all to you. I wish you a smile, full of dreams, welcome the new college time, full of ideals, fly your dreams and set sail!

5.? I hope everyone will recognize me when school starts.

6.? The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but after school starts, you can't recognize me as fat.

7.? Tidy up the wandering mood in the holiday, tidy up the confused thoughts in the wild, restore yourself lost in pleasure, adjust the pace of a new starting point in the future, face the cold window in September easily and study hard!

8.? Maybe it's because I was stupid during the holiday, I didn't talk to anyone, or something suddenly upset. Maybe it's because I'm incompetent, or I'm not sure about what I expect. Anyway, it's so sad ... maybe it's because school starts again the day after tomorrow. ...

9.? The long winter vacation passed quickly, and I returned to my beautiful campus, my energetic class, and we ushered in a new semester.

10.? We don't have a holiday until June, and school should start in June! Our class teacher gives us homework and we will give it to him.

1 1.? Collect a drop of rain and dew for your infiltration; Pick a flower as a foil for you; Bring a ray of sunshine, brilliant for you; Send my best wishes to cheer for you. Friends, there should be more wonderful things and more excellent results in the new semester!

12.? "Let me tell you a terrible thing." "I'm not as bold as a novel." "School will start soon." "Ah, ah, ah, ah ~ It's terrible."

13.? The new semester will begin soon, and I will continue to work hard for my future. I always believe that tomorrow will be better. I hope I can cheer with my friends and cheer for a beautiful youth.

14.? If you drink too much, you will get drunk. Accumulate meanness and become a strong wind; Accumulate small streams and collect rivers and seas; Gather strength and move ten thousand tons. School begins, I hope you study hard and make progress every day, and I hope you can be knowledgeable and dedicated.

15.? As soon as the message arrived, I was filled with joy, friends and relatives, whispering with blessings, avoiding arrogance and rashness, striving for strength and reaching new heights. The university is waiting for you. I wish the freshmen a bright smile!

16.? I had a nightmare last night and got up with a headache this morning. I feel very sad, and school will start soon. There will be a lot of things to do then, and it will get better gradually. Hey, I'm busy again.

17.? I don't even have the courage to walk into the familiar school gate again to feel the intimate and unfamiliar scene, nor do I have the courage to look for the shadow of my past in the latecomers. This season always makes me sad with campus complex. If you just feel and hurt something, how can you say it completely and clearly?

18.? There is a burning silence in me, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear that the school starts. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

19.? Write or not, homework is all there, no increase or decrease. Whether you write or not, whether you go to school or not, the school is there and starts on time. Can't fall in love.

20.? There have been all kinds of troubles recently, such as coconut milk cube, mango glutinous rice paste, jelly ... I may be a little anxious. I'm going far away, I have to walk a long way, I have various tasks when I come back, and school is about to start ... I may need to practice, so how can I feel at ease? ...

School is about to start. Describe the feeling of not wanting to start school. (3) 1. The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying starting school may slow down my illness.

2.? Only by constantly falling can we learn how to stand on the earth by our own strength.

3.? When I was shopping with my best friend, she suddenly patted me and said, you will be the most beautiful in Maanshan in a while. I asked why, and she said that those female college students would not be in Ma 'anshan after the school started. I was dizzy, but I was speechless.

4.? No pains, no gains. Hard sweat brings the joy of success! A little effort, a little return, unremitting efforts finally entered the university classroom as expected! New semester, a new starting point; I hope the students will gain a lot and have good news again and again!

5.? As soon as I turn over the calendar, school will start soon, and I feel so nervous for no reason!

6.? School begins, I wish you to plug in the wings of diligence, travel in the world of knowledge, and learn something!

7.? Pack your bags and run to the ocean of knowledge. Go to the temple on campus and learn scientific knowledge. Master modern science and technology and go to the peak of the world. School begins, let's learn all subjects well together and pursue our dreams here.

8.? Make a wish, I am willing to start school, addicted to learning, unable to extricate myself.

9.? Realizing the ideal laughter, the sea of books sails and soars. Colleges and universities should constantly strive for self-improvement, and once small trees have become pillars. A wonderful journey starts now, don't be frivolous. There is no end to learning, and a good life refers to the direction.

10.? School will start tomorrow. I spent my summer vacation in Shenwei, Mianmian, Black Robe, Little Ghost King, Hua, He, Populus euphratica, Maohou and Fengdouzi. I signed in for one day today. Come on, senior three! Into Wuhan! Go and meet Brother Long.

1 1.? Immediately in September, I just entered the school, without freedom, without three meals, without enough to eat, and my limbs were weak. On the fifth day, I was sad, and I was filled with seven subjects, eight women and nine schools, and I regretted it very much.

12.? Teacher, I have feelings for my summer homework, can you not take it away!

13.? I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw it at me with an expression of disgust.

14.? I don't want to start school, just as I don't want to graduate at the happiest time.

15.? Lower your expectations, reduce your dependence, be less melodramatic and work harder, and you will live a good life. Only you can afford the kind of life you want.

16.? School begins, study hard, study hard; Convergence of laziness, positive and enterprising; Tighten the strings of hard struggle and strive for progress; Open the door of knowledge and keep learning. I wish you progress in your studies and great achievements!

17.? Step out of school and start a new life journey. May you light the lamp of life and light the road to success. I wish you success in your career! Life is beautiful! Life is smooth sailing!

18.? Today is the day of school. After the winter vacation, I have to go to class again. It can be said that today is not bad. Today, I met those familiar classmates and got the new textbooks for this semester. I can't wait to see the contents of the new textbook.

19.? Campus lotus is a little red, and this year's sense of parting is stronger; Reluctantly say goodbye to each other and leave a message to bless * * *; The ends of the earth don't forget each other, and they often send text messages; Try to encourage each other, inspire and support each other!

20.? If you don't copy your homework, school will start.

School is about to start. Describe the feeling of not wanting to start (4) 1. In June, the flowers are particularly bright and the fragrance permeates the whole garden. To be the first favorite, parents and relatives laugh. Ten years to sharpen a sword, today's institutions of higher learning to read again. Come back from school, become a pillar of talent, and make contributions to the country and the people. I wish you a bright future and fruitful results!

2.? You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts. What a painful understanding!

3.? For the future, what does it matter if you are bitter now?

4.? The new autumn has ushered in a new school, a new school has ushered in a new face, a new face has ushered in a new friendship, and a new friendship has brought new life! I wish you continuous progress, transcendence and success in the new semester!

5.? ) I heard that it is better to match homework with desk lamps the night before school starts.

6.? There are more than 400 pages of summer homework in the first summer vacation of junior high school. I play every day during the holidays. I never do my homework. At the beginning of school, I burned my summer homework and left more than 50 pages to write down casually. Then I told the teacher that my mother thought the book was useless and she couldn't read, so she put it in the stove to cook for her. Fortunately, I took it out in time. Or nothing at all.

7.? The bitter drama "Opening School" will be shown in major universities, and the box office will definitely exceed 100 million.

8.? School begins, coming to you. Hold on to you. You're finished.

9.? School finally starts today! If I don't start school, I'll get moldy! I was excited and sad in the morning, because I didn't do well in the exam, and I was afraid that the teacher would say me. I am very excited, because I finally met my classmate who I haven't seen for a long time!

10.? The smoke in the examination room has faded, and I am in a good mood and my grades are good. Flowers applause should be calm, and volunteering can't be arbitrary. Although the popularity is very strong, the key is to look at interest. Good luck to your family this year. I wish you all your wishes!

1 1.? I finished my homework for the last summer vacation, threw away my heavy luggage and shouted: I finally left home! Sneak under the poplar tree and watch the boy you like play basketball. Tilt your head and draw a cartoon portrait of the teacher on the desk. Chasing the boy who bullied me around the classroom. Oh! Happy student days, happy youth. I can't forget it. . . The younger brothers and sisters in the group have also returned to school one after another. I think it's time for me to recharge my batteries, in order to keep my youth and happiness.

12.? What? ! School begins! Really? foolish

13.? School starts tomorrow, and others say it's an adjustment of work and rest. I'm particularly jet-lagged.

14.? School begins! Put on your schoolbag and set out for the campus, which is a happy home. Friends will always laugh when they see you, play happily together, and teachers will care for you and help you catch the waves of knowledge. May you welcome the beautiful sunrise and enter school happily!

15.? School will start tomorrow, and my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart is not beating.

16.? On the first day of school, I dressed like a blind date, but my expression was like mourning.

17.? Once a year, a big step in life is coming again. Only by taking this step can life be regarded as a new beginning. I believe you will go further than others. Run faster; Do better in the exam. When you are tired, you should pay attention to rest. Health is the capital of revolution. Finally, I wish you:' Good grades in all subjects.

18.? The summer heat in June can't break your fighting spirit, and the cold wind in December can't blow away your fortitude. The spring breeze in March is the beginning of your dream, and the golden color in October is your autumn harvest.

19.? As a student, I have a special skill, that is, I can finish my summer homework in one day, but this skill will not start until the day before school starts.

20. I hope that when the school starts, the teacher will say: Come as soon as you come. What homework did you bring? That's great!

202 1 personality is suitable for starting school. Talk about Daquan's upcoming school and talk about people who don't want to start school.

1. I don't want to leave school because I have you around, but I want to be together in the future.

Dear schoolmates, don't envy your schoolmates. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stay up late, you actually get up early.

3. School started and classes were divided. During the conversation, our former class suddenly became your class, our class and their class.

4. It's all because of the damn start of school that I was separated from my summer vacation!

I want to go back to high school after the first month of college.

6. Real education begins after leaving school.

7. The more you get to school, the bigger the waves, and the dead mice don't feel cold.

I didn't know how good my school was to you until I left school. I didn't know how good my parents were to you until I left your parents. I didn't know how good you were to me until I left you.

9. Start school and be a brand-new self.

10. No one announced that they didn't want to go to school for a week.

1 1. The holiday balance is insufficient, and school begins!

We started school at once.

13. Starting school is not torture, but starting to experience yourself.

14. School will start soon, and the person you get from me can't get my heart.

15. As a well-funded student party, I found that my homework didn't move at all when the school was about to start.

16. I hope we can say in the same class in the same school on the first day of this year: What a coincidence!

17. We say that students' homework is difficult and they are tired of studying, but we know better than anyone that leaving school means leaving heaven.

18. I'm not looking forward to school but looking forward to meeting.

19. School starts when Logger Vick gets paid, Conan graduates from primary school, crayons are finished, Tom catches Jerry, Big Wolf eats sheep, and the news broadcast is over, okay?

20. There are two kinds of pains in life, the beginning of school and the final exam. But if the two are combined, the school will no longer be a school, but an execution ground for you and me.

2 1. It is said that dreams start from the moment you leave school, but they are not. The real society makes you discover that the moment you walk out of school is not a gorgeous dream, but a realistic cliff.

22. After leaving school, you forget everything you have learned, and the last thing left is education.

23. From the beginning of school to now, the first call I received was from you.

24. If I don't start school again, my neighbors will wonder if I have been admitted to college.

After leaving school, we learned a lot through practice.

26. When I met you before school started, I thought I wouldn't miss you.

It seems that on the first day of school, at the placement table, we are destined to be classmates.

28. When I learned that school would start in a few days, I counted the date of school with my fingers, which was a little unbelievable to others because they didn't know I wanted to see you.

29. I want to start school early because there is someone I really want to see, but now I don't want to start school because the person I really want to see has become the person I most fear to see.

30. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How to integrate into that high IQ environment at the beginning of school?

3 1. Hundreds of pages of chat records can't compare with the voice when a new school starts.

32. I hope I can get along well with the new students in the new campus and spend this long three-year study time together.

I don't want to start school.

First, children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no partners at school. .

Second, why hasn't the innocent baby secretly loved the rich masonry! ! ! I'm going to start school! ! !

Third, the next opening ceremony, I wonder how many years later?

Tell you a cruel news, an extinct news, a news that life is worse than death, a news that hurts like a knife: school will start soon.

The progress of homework can never catch up with the progress of school.

Sixth, st? You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school.

Seven, school begins! The waist is not sour! The leg doesn't hurt! Even my heart stopped beating!

Eight, the summer vacation is coming, I want to study. School is about to start, and I want to have a holiday. Talk about starting school.

Nine, the school has started, and you haven't done your homework yet. You have something to do, and you have something to do ~

Ten, the little couples in the school are looking forward to the start of school, and only the single ones are looking forward to not starting school! I'm lonely @

Xi。 Those who want to start school are particularly interested in the school.

Twelve, the school begins. I originally wanted to start a school. Very simple, but I didn't know there was so much sweat.

Thirteen, school is about to start, so play computer quickly.

Fourteen, the school starts. That was quick. What will happen to us on graduation day?

Fifteen, the homework on the first day of school is ready to stay up late to finish [the problem is to recite so much on the first day! ]

Sixteen, don't tell me about school, hurt feelings!

Seventeen, when I was a child, I thought bleeding was a very serious thing? Whether it hurts or not? Cry first.

Eighteen years old, growing up, the only thing that hasn't changed is the heart that doesn't like reading.

19. I worked hard to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

Twenty, if two people are together for a long time? Staring at each other is also romantic.

Twenty-one, school must be determined and strong. If it is not for other reasons, because my son asks me for money in the future, I can give it to him generously. If it is not enough, I will ask my mother for it again.

On the way to the opening ceremony, anonymous asked a man: Why should we go? Founding ceremony, go!

Twenty-three, start school without copying homework!

If you don't want to start school, please press.

Twenty-five, school is about to start, and a lot of problem homework is closely behind my ass. I'm tired of chasing it!

It is not that there is no school, but that there are no people sitting in the classroom.

27. What's the difference between an open book and a closed book? A copy is on it? Copy one below.

Twenty-eight, my wish to start school: the school collapsed, the teacher was crazy, the homework was someone else's, and you were mine.

The first week of school seems to be longer than the whole summer vacation. .

30. The large-scale disaster film "Opening School" will be shown simultaneously in cities all over the country.

Thirty-one, fuck, school is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart. . . .

Thirty-two, whenever the school is about to start, I think about studying hard this semester. The same children's shoes are all pink! !

It's thirty-three. Alas, although it's good to start school, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

Children who don't want to start school are all good students, which proves that they are in love.

35. Who says we must study? Who allowed me to start school like this?

Thirty-six, school is about to start. Time flies. I don't even know my homework.

Thirty-seven, for the school, for the teacher, for yourself, is a kind of pain, is a kind of hysterical pain.

Thirty-eight, school is a kind of breathing pain, it lives in every corner of me ~ ~ ~

Thirty-nine, school is about to start, and I have to say goodbye to Q friends. I will definitely come back!

Forty, tell you a ghost story, school will start soon! ! !

Forty-one, everyone needs oil! The last few months of grade three! Sprint! You can't use your mobile phone when school starts! I can't get on QQ either! Ouch!

Forty-two! Oh, my God! Find me a handsome boy to be my deskmate at the beginning of school.

Forty-three, do not copy homework at the beginning of school.

Forty-four, ipartment 4, if you don't come out, we will start school.

Forty-five, homework is always kept until the day before school starts.

Forty-six, school will start soon! You haven't done your homework! Haha, you are in trouble! You are in trouble!

Forty-seven, I will tell you at the beginning of school: even if you get my people, you will never get my heart, so you are dead!