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Who knows the complete lines of the 1990 sketch "Supernatural Guerrilla" co-starred by Huang Hong and Song Dandan? urgent need

The complete lines of "Supernatural Guerrilla":

Zhang Tong: My sister-in-law, do you really think that house can be demolished? My brother is Biao, and you are stupid. Let me tell you, the demolition of that house was written by my brother himself.

Yuan Li: What, what did you say?

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law.

Yuan Li: Where is that turtle Sun Meng? Tell me clearly, what are you talking about?

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law, I was wrong.

Yuan Li: What’s going on?

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law, don’t be angry.

Yuan Li: Tell me what's going on?

Zhang Tong: You cannot move your fetus during pregnancy. Sister-in-law, let’s get out of here. It’s not safe.

Yuan Li: Stop, stop.

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law (kneel down), then is it okay if my brother is wrong?

Yuan Li: Your whole family is a liar.

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law.

Yuan Li: Marrying into your family is a big loss. I have babies every year, every month. My belly bulges every year, and there is still room for rest here. When I was pregnant, my belly never rested. It became as loose as a kangaroo.

Zhang Tong: Sister-in-law, I feel sorry for you. It’s all my fault. I will stand by your side from now on.

Yuan Li: Call your brother and ask him where he is now. Second, you tell him that I have been sterilized and will not have children.

Zhang Tong: Okay, sister-in-law, I am determined to be on your side this time, and I will call my brother.

Yuan Li: Fight, fight now.

Zhang Tong: I want to use my

Yuan Li: What are you doing? This is, fight quickly.

Zhang Tong: Hello? Brother, where are you? My sister-in-law is angry. Come and join us. It’s over. The Littlefoot Detective Team is here. Sister-in-law, the Littlefoot Detective Team is here. Run, run. I’ll cover you. Run, brother. I won’t tell you anymore. I have to protect my sister-in-law. Oh my god, my skills are still as good as before. Sister-in-law, please wait for me, sister-in-law.

Extended information:

The cast of "Supernatural Guerrilla":

1. Zhang Tong

Zhang Tong, born on October 27, 1978 Born in Urumqi, Xinjiang, graduated from the Central Academy of Drama with a bachelor's degree in Acting in 1996 and is an actress in Mainland China.

In 1995, Zhang Tong starred in the movie "The Iron Horse" and began her acting career.

In 2004, he starred in the emotional life drama "Repaying Debt" and in the same year starred in the youth idol drama "281 Letters".

In 2007, he participated in the Republic of China romance drama "Female Flower". In the same year, he starred in the bitter love drama "Rouge Snow" and the spy drama "Yangtze River No. 1".

In 2011, he starred in the family ethics drama "Full House of Happiness".

In 2009, she starred in the family ethics drama "The Good Wife and the Good Mother".

In 2012, he starred in the urban emotional comedy "Stir-fried Shredded Pork with Roses".

In 2014, he participated in the costume palace drama "The Legend of Wu Mei Niang".

In 2015, he starred in the Republic of China idol drama "A Long Dream Leaves Traces".

2. Yuan Li

Yuan Li, born on July 12, 1973 in Hangzhou, Zhejiang Province, graduated from Beijing Film Academy and is an actress in Mainland China.

In 1994, Yuan Li made his debut in his personal screen debut "Flying Tigers"; in 1998, Yuan Li starred in the police drama "Never Rest" and won the 18th China TV "Golden Eagle Award" Best Supporting Actress Award.

In 2000, Yuan Li starred in the Qing Dynasty costume drama "Iron Teeth and Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan". He played the role of "Du Xiaoyue" in the drama and attracted attention. He starred in the latter two sequels.

In 2002, she won the Best Supporting Actress Award at the 25th Popular Film "Hundred Flowers Awards" for her role as "An Ran" in the movie "Absolute Emotion".

In 2006, he starred in the historical TV series "Zhaojun Leaving the Fortress"; in 2008, he starred in the costume TV series "Mother Yi Tianxia".

In 2010, he starred in the Republic of China historical TV series "Mou's Manor".

In 2012, Yuan Li starred in the love movie "Big Shanghai"; in the same year, he starred in the urban family TV series "Mother, Mother".

In May 2016, he participated in the documentary program "Star Investigation Bureau".