Cold humor, talking about making friends.

1, I really envy those people with short legs. Cold quilts can at least cover their feet.

2, cold is a word, I only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

4. I don't reply to your message. I am not cold, but my hands are cold.

When it is cold, we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

6. It's cold, grandpa. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

7. The most sorry thing all winter is the hand that sticks out from the bed to play with the mobile phone.

Remember to wear less clothes and drink more cold water when it is cold, so that I can care about you when you catch a cold.

I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog at a high temperature of 38 degrees. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

10, the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.