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Essay: present a gift to the motherland

Author: Summer

Time: on the eve of 1 October1day, 2009.

Venue: Tianwei Community Neighborhood Committee.

Characters (in order of appearance):

——20-89 years old, Tianwei community worker, hereinafter referred to as Xia;

Sister Li-about forty years old, a resident of Tianwei community, a farmer who goes to town to do business, hereinafter referred to as Li;

Mr. Wang, in his thirties, is a resident and employee of Tianwei Community, hereinafter referred to as Wang;

Grandma Zhao-seventy or eighty years old, resident (retired worker) of Tianwei Community, hereinafter referred to as Zhao.

Draw the curtains

Xia: On the 60th anniversary of the National Day, community residents gathered together. The leader has arranged a job for me to be the director in Xiao Xia. When the residents of the community saw me, they shouted "Xia Dao" (teasing) as soon as they met.

Li: tamper with it! Fool around Fool around

Xia: Listen to this again.

Li: Hey-I said, the mule is big, and the horse is big, so it is valuable. This man is "big" but not valuable! When he became a director, he stopped caring about people.

Xia: Sister Li, don't be ridiculous. I'm worried about our party.

Li: Coarse rice? Add water to the pot when the rice is thick! Look at you. You look like a pussy.

Xia: Sister Li, I am a man!

Li: You are a pure man, and I am still a pure man! Is it harder to be a director than when I gave birth?

Xia: Sister Li, you had it in your stomach when you gave birth. Now I am a director in Xiao Xia, but I don't have it in my stomach!

Li: What, do you really want children? Giving birth to children is a patent of our women. Do you want to infringe on it? ?

Xia: Hey, what baby am I going to have? Xiao Xia, I'm the director, but it's the first time for a big girl to get on a sedan chair. An old monk worships heaven and earth, which is unheard of!

Li: It was difficult at first. Sister, it's easy for me! A few years ago, big sister, I was farming in the countryside. This is really like walking in the rain and coming in the wind. Spring ploughing and autumn harvest are all in the sun. I eat as much as I can and sweat. I have been working all year round, but there is still no money in this bag. People have nicknamed me a poor man.

Xia: Yes! A few years ago, our rural life was really not rich!

Li: But now, look again-rural land circulation, Sister Li, I went to the city to make money. Business is booming and financial resources are rolling in all directions. I bought a house in our community and parked in the garage downstairs-now, it's a house, a car and a ticket. To tell the truth, I am a rich woman now, not a rich woman. The word is "big money!"

Xia: Yes! In recent years, our government has paid close attention to agriculture, rural areas and farmers, and vigorously developed the rural economy, which not only made farmers' lives gradually rich, but also made people like Li Jie enter the city, and their lives have undergone earth-shaking changes!

Li: (putting on sunglasses): Xia Dao, who am I again?

Xia: Oh dear! Sister Li, you pretend to be a gangster!

Li: Nonsense, I am a singer from Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan! (Imitating Han Hong's singing and the tune of Pilgrim's Road): Today, I feel extremely happy and see the countryside with wings. Like an eagle spreading its wings and flying into the blue sky, it brings good luck to the children of farmers. This is a magical road ... to send a happy life to you. Since then, poverty has disappeared, wealth has increased, and farmers' children have also sung in unison. ...

Xia: Oh dear! Oh, Sister Li-

Li: Director Xia, what do you think of my program?

Xia: Sister Li! You are so excellent!

Li: That's-I hang a thermos bottle on my ass-that's level! All right, you get busy. I'll go back to practice first (singing off the stage)

Woman: Summer-summer-summer-

Xia: I haven't-I haven't come down yet.

Wang: You buried me, didn't you? This-this has become the director's shelf-shelf is big? Never mind-dude, this-this-this stubble is-is-is it?

Xia: What-Brother, something is wrong. What are you talking about?

Wang: Yo! Yo-yo Dress up-so board-board-straight, do (fight)-do-do?

Xia: Brother Wang, isn't our community going to hold a "literary evening to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC)" tonight? Can I not dress up?

Wang: You-you-you are licking the dog.

Xia: Brother Wang, what do you think? Is it cool?

Wang: Cool-cool-cool (pants) head, big and big cool-cool (pants) head!

Xia: This-I-I-I.

Wang: You-you-you learn-learn-learn from me, why-why?

Xia: Brother, what can I do for you?

Wang: I-I-I still have-have-have a "five"!

Xia: Brother, you have something to say.

Wang: People's Republic of China (PRC) has made great progress in various undertakings since its founding 60 years ago.

The fast lane is changing with each passing day, and the old look of the city has changed.

Tall buildings have sprung up, and each road is wider than the other!

Think about the source of drinking water, think about the source of drinking water.

Feel the great changes of the times and praise the motherland in unison!

Xia: Brother Wang, you speak so well! In recent years, under the leadership and care of the CPC Central Committee, the streets in our city have become wider, the lights in the city have turned on, the buildings in the city have become taller and our living environment has improved. Through attracting investment and developing industry, our economy has developed!

Wang: As a citizen, I am proud! Make up an allegro and perform it! Please give me more advice and help me check!

Xia: OK! This program is good! Hey-Brother Wang, why don't you, why don't you stutter?

Zhao: Xia Dao! Xia Dao! You problem child, why are you ignoring me?

Xia: Grandma Zhao, why have I become a troublemaker?

Zhao: I heard people call you "Xia Dao". This "Xia Dao" is not a troublemaker, is it?

Xia: Hello!

Wang: Zhao-Zhao-Milk-Milk-Grandma!

Zhao: Oh, my God, it's really hard to listen to you!

Wang: Grandma Zhao, don't look down on people. I want to talk about Allegro at this National Day party.

Zhao: What? With your eloquence, you still say Allegro?

Wang: Well, I won't tell you. I have to go home and nurse the baby. (Step down)

Xia: Grandma Zhao, what can I do for you?

Zhao: Isn't our community going to hold a "cultural evening to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC)"? I want to perform a program.

Xia: Grandma Zhao, are you going to perform?

Zhao: Why not? To tell the truth, I-I played the devil, carried a gun, and was injured on the battlefield. Let go, turn over and be the master of the new society. The new China under the red flag is not afraid of any difficulties. Sweating like rain, full of energy, building the four modernizations. Now that I'm retired, there's hope for a happy life-well, I can't be idle when clubs hold parties!

Xia: Grandma Zhao, have you ever seen a monster?

Zhao: What do you mean I have seen the devil? I met a Japanese devil on my way back from a mission that year. He chased me and shouted, "Flower Girl's work! Flower girl's work! "

Xia: It's too dangerous! What happened afterwards?

Zhao: Tell me, that Japanese asked me to work for him-I fucked his grandmother's leg! I took out a Grenade, pulled the rope and threw it.

Xia: What about after that?

Zhao: Then he died and worked!

Xia: Grandma Zhao, you are really something!

Zhao: What do you mean, I'm great! Now, my old mother, I am also famous, and I have worked hard. I will not give up!

Xia: Really? What is Grandma Zhao doing now?

Zhao: "Feed the chickens" at home?

Xia: Oh, develop aquaculture?

Zhao: Is it strange that this "chicken" I'm talking about doesn't eat or surf the Internet every day?

Xia: Oh, it's a microcomputer! Do you always surf the Internet?

Zhao: Why? Who stipulates that old mothers can't surf the Internet?

Xia: No! Grandma Zhao, what are you doing online?

Zhao: of course, it's the net man! You don't have to ask

Xia: Netman?

Zhao: Hey hey hey! I met an old man on the Internet the other day.

Xia: Huh? An old man?

Zhao: You are a bad boy. I just gave it to you and found another grandfather. All right, stop it. Our community held a "literary evening to celebrate the 60th anniversary of the National Day", and I got a program.

Xia: You are old. What program are you going to perform?

Zhao: That's the "dead dog"!

Xia: Disco? Grandma Zhao, can you still dance modern dance?

Zhao: How can you look down on people? If you don't believe me, look, music, musicals (from music)

(Dance, actors on stage)

(Stop dancing)

Zhao: present a gift to the motherland!

Qihe: Come on for the motherland! Yeah! (Grandma Zhao makes samples)

(End of the play, step down)

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