Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - If you feel uncomfortable and want to swear, then talk about Daquan, be angry and swear, and talk about mood phrases.

If you feel uncomfortable and want to swear, then talk about Daquan, be angry and swear, and talk about mood phrases.

First, your father is a little out of line. I can't help laughing. Sorry, don't think about your sad mother.

Second, I wish you choke on tofu, be killed when you walk, be killed when you are alive, and no one will pity you when you die.

Third, superorganisms that live with cockroaches, semi-plants with decaying vitality,

Fourth, don't take your own uncultivated as an aura.

You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention.

6. Look at your thin face. You don't look like a pig at all

Seven, cover your crotch and respect other people's crotch.

Eight, what are you pretending to be tender? The wrinkles on your face can kill flies.

When you were so proud, what were you playing now?

10. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

Eleven, you are simply a top-notch idiot, shameless on the left and cheeky on the right.

Twelve, you don't think I will let you go, don't just give you some good looks you indulge.

I didn't say I hate you, but if you are on fire and I happen to have water in my hand, I will drink it in front of you.

I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is very beautiful, and the other is you.

Fifteen, pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant. If you pretend to be cool and handsome, humans can only reproduce asexually. Idiots can be your teachers, and retarded people can teach you to speak. As long as you look up, the ozone layer is broken and you want to emigrate to Mars and leave you.

Are you blind or illiterate? Are you illiterate?

Seventeen, your five senses are almost catching up with horror movies.

One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

19. Hugging is really a strange thing. When we get so close, we can't see each other's faces.

Twenty, don't walk around dressed like a comfort woman, grenades will explode when they see you.

Twenty-one, yo! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

Notre Dame de Paris is short of a bell ringer, and that's yours.

On March 23rd, Women's Day, on March 8th, male students were furious. Female students wore high heels and kicked their male students to death.

Twenty-four, with your understanding ability, I explained that you may not understand, then you continue to be slim!