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How to make friends and circle the moon

1. It's the second month, except for this one, which I read a little late, but I feel very happy, and I haven't left any books behind.

2. I'm going to have a baby soon, and I'm beginning to worry about what to wear, what I wanted to wear before, and now I'm thinking about what to wear for breastfeeding.

3.30 days. I counted the months, but my elders still asked me to wear a hat when I went out.

4. From conception to delivery, women have to go through three tortures: pregnancy, delivery and confinement. The most painful thing is childbirth! The most desperate thing is confinement!

You have to eat like a pig and produce milk like a cow. Nobody cares whether you want it or not.

6. I admit that no matter what disease a woman gets in the future, it is because she didn't sit well in the confinement, and all women died in the confinement that is not strict according to Chinese medicine culture.

The man confined to the moon is more than ten kilograms long. Why did I only gain two or three kilograms?

8. I am not a person with strong self-control, because I will play with my mobile phone even if I can be blind, because I would rather be blind if I am blind or crazy.

9. I was so excited to be told about caesarean section. I don't have to go through contractions or lateral cuts, and confinement is not as painful as they say.

10. I really want to unload the goods quickly, but I can't face the cruel reality of confinement in summer. I must cherish every minute of turning on the air conditioner now.

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12. Kick the quilt every day, cover it, feed it on the left, feed it on the right, and change places repeatedly.

13. When the baby is crying, even if his back aches and his body is still weak and the wound still hurts, he should get up strong and hug him.

14. I can still visit you when you are pregnant, and stand within your 1 m range when you are in confinement. Definitely true love.

15. Go out for a stroll, and you will be out of the month the day after tomorrow. I really can't bear it. Maybe my life is too leisurely.

16. The busy day has passed, and the little pomegranate friends have officially given birth, but it's a pity that we have to stay at home when the weather is cold.

17. There are still 2 1 day to give birth. After the month, I went shopping for a day.

18. The delivery is official today. To start the postpartum repair health care model, we should work harder to take care of the baby, keep fit and work.

19. My baby was finally born, and the hard days have passed. I believe everything will be fine.

20. Being confined to the moon is not beautiful. Every day is like being in prison. I am looking forward to leaving the moon, leaving the moon, leaving the moon. ...

2 1. It's this month! Miss the light but unexpectedly delicious food in Confucius Club, and begin to prepare to face Xiaomi Duo alone. ........

22. May my family grow up healthily! The happiest thing today is that I finally gave birth! Zanzanda

23. There are still six days to go out of the month ~ I wanted to have a good confinement, but I am a person whose heart is not bound by norms, and my behavior has long been like a person who has been out of the month.

24. Pregnancy wants to be born, birth wants to be born, and birth wants to be weaned. ...

It's so hot now that I can't even imagine how hot it will be next month.

26. There are still 15 days before confinement. Please, it's a little painful to insist on confinement.

27. Finally out of the month. Back in Yingkou, you can't go out to play, eat barbecue, play mahjong or chew sweet oranges.

28.Arun is full moon, and I'm going to give birth. I hope everything goes well. We are all healthy.

29. It's finally the month. People confined to the moon have no friends. All anxiety will dissipate slowly with time.

30. It's really confinement. I stopped eating two snacks. I will be hungry to my chest and back tomorrow, and my stomach hurts.