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Selling mobile phones and sending attractive sentences to WeChat Moments

When doing mobile phone sales, post attractive sentences on Moments.

1. What words did I say that made you sad and shed tears? Please tell me and I will say it again.

2. I cut a bitter melon open today, and it actually smiled at me, making me unable to bear to eat it!

3. People come into this world without money. It’s not scary, the scary thing is that you have to wait for someone to help you; being lonely is not scary, the scary thing is being alone all the time; being unemployed is not scary, the scary thing is not looking for a job; getting sick is not scary, the scary thing is not being able to afford it. "Losing is not scary, but losing completely is what is scary."

4. Too many things make no sense, especially liking you.

5. Those who are short of money and those who will not go home during the New Year. Throw one here and let me see how many are like me.

6. My nature remains unchanged, but people’s hearts are changing and my routines are changing, so I have to change.

7. Money cannot solve all problems, but it can solve most of them!

8. Recently, Weibo recommended to me a lot of housing, coins, and stock trading. I don’t have the money to buy it. Why are you always recommending this thing to me?

9. I also want to get rich so that I don’t have to worry about money and have free time to do what I want to do.

10. The first time I saw your shy and pure appearance, it deeply touched my heartstrings.

11. Problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but how to make money is your biggest problem.

12. Poverty limits so many things, why doesn’t it limit my weight?

13. You are so cute. After every good night, I can’t help but think about you. Sometimes I miss you. You can't sleep because of your thoughts, but sometimes I can only fall asleep if I think about you.

14. I am very strange. People I don’t know well speak without warmth and their sentences are thorny. This is my temperament and I don’t want to change it or force it.

15. When we have money, buy two cups of soy milk and drink one cup.

16. I still like you, just like I insist on the leadership of the party and will never waver.

17. I dropped my phone so many times but it was fine. Later I thought about it, but my height saved it.

18. I especially like it when the teacher gets mad, scolds us for one class, and then ends the get out of class.

19. There are many varieties, delicious food, and fresh essentials for life.

20. I wish you all have love and I am rich!

21. When you grow up, you will understand that there is not just a word difference between being rich and having no money, but also the way you are treated. It's also very different.

22. Wife is the road, friends are the cows. There is only one road in life, and there will be many cows on the road. Don’t take the wrong path when you have money, and don’t sell the cows when you have no money!

23. No matter what you do, no matter what you think, no matter what your original intention is, no matter what you get as a result, you must be kind, as always.

24. Journey to the West tells us that having a pig-like teammate can make the team go to the West.

25. This world is too chaotic, you might as well follow me.

26. In fact, you can be more willful and refuse to do things you don’t want to do, and you don’t have to force yourself to compromise. It will never bring happiness.

27. Why do I often have tears in my eyes? It’s because my deskmate always embarrasses me.

28. The earth is alienating the moon little by little. It is said that every million years it becomes a stranger to the moon for a second. As early as 2.5 billion years ago, we began a long separation.

29. You are a surprise that I will only meet once in my life.

30. A sharp look at you may not make you any good, but a closer look at you might as well mean a sharp look at you.

31. I am in urgent need of money and want to find a job. Is there anything my boss needs? The purpose is to make money.