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I can't afford anything. Tell me about it.
Quality language
1. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should do it when you should.
2.2 Mao Yu, which anyone can afford, neither affects your smoking and drinking beer, nor affects your dating and drinking drinks to buy movie tickets.
You buy a one-dollar plastic comb. Either here or there is broken. You have to pay a few more dollars a year, don't you?
4. Do not bargain, do not bargain. Our factory has explained that we can't buy without 2 yuan, and the shopping malls sell 5 yuan, and we only sell 2 yuan money. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory is selling directly, not making everyone a penny, just for the promotion of the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't this 2 yuan worth it?
Two dollars is not expensive, so there is no need to have a family meeting.
6.2 dollars is nothing, it can't hurt your waist, you can't do anything, you can't buy a house, you can't buy land.
7.2 The money is not much, so I can't buy a house or a car, so I can only buy my son a toy car that won't smoke.
8.2 Yuan is not much, so I can't buy a house or a car, and I can't travel to Singapore.
There are not many 9.2 yuan, so I can't go to Taiwan Province Province and Singapore;
10.2 yuan is very common. It is better to lose a game of sparrows than to eat less gum.
1 1. Buy what you buy and get what you want. There will be distribution in big shopping malls in the future. It costs eight dollars if you don't sell it.
12. The one-yuan and two-yuan store didn't sell it because he wanted to earn you 60 cents a piece. Today, the manufacturer sent me to do advertising promotion. I came in a hurry. If you are in a hurry, you are not afraid to buy one. Remember, you're not here to cheat you of 2 yuan today. Aren't you hiding it? We all rely on quality for publicity. Today, we only charge you 2 yuan money.
13. You get what you pay for, and it's your fault not to buy it.
14. Feel free to use it, buy it boldly, don't hesitate, don't hesitate, it's no use hesitating or hesitating.
15. Zhang San bought a horse, Zhang San rode it, and Li Si was in a hurry not to buy it. .
16. Zhang San bought a horse, and Zhang San got on it, but Li Si didn't feel anxious. His heart was better than action!
17. Everyone does it, everyone uses it, and it is rare to touch it when you want to buy it.
18. Don't be afraid of wolves before and tigers after. You don't make decisions on big and small issues. You stood here all morning and then went home-everything was delayed, wasn't it?
You dare not spend 19.2 yuan. When can you become an entrepreneur? Can't be a master, can't be a master, can only be a nanny for others.
20.2 yuan is not wasted, you use it every day. Use all year round, 365 days.
2 1. I'm doing it, you're watching, your eyes are counting, and your heart is counting. Do you think 2 yuan is worth it?
22.2 yuan is also quite a lot. If you buy a product, you have to buy a good one. If this comb is worth 2 yuan, you can see it clearly. ;
I bought it at 23.2 yuan, which is not expensive.
24. Being willing to spend small change is a good host. ,
25. these three or two dollars are not money, but they will be spent after a stroll. These three or two dollars are nothing. If you can't hurt your waist, it's a big deal. You dare not spend three or two dollars. On that day, you can only be an entrepreneur, not a home, not a master, but a nanny for others.
26. After 30 years of reform and opening up, even children have 2 yuan in their hands.
27.2 yuan is a small ticket, and it was spent as soon as I visited the street.
28. Buy one for your parents and make it up. Buy a pair for friends and relatives to increase feelings; I bought one for my mother-in-law, who said the son-in-law was better than her son.
29. Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you; As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a dime, courtesy is light and affection is heavy.
30. Two dollars is not much, so you can't run many slopes. Just a handful of vegetables.
3 1. This money is not expensive, and you have to tip when you go to the toilet.
32. This kind of money is not money, nor was it before 1980, and you can't earn that kind of money in half a month.
33. With so little money, you can't be the master, can you?
34. Unlike buying a refrigerator or freezer, I have a family meeting with my wife for half a year.
35. It's not like buying an airplane or a cannon. You have to apply to the central leadership for a report.
36. Drink less and smoke less. Everything is available at home. Smoking too much hurts the lungs, drinking too much hurts the stomach, and playing mahjong will harm society.
37.2 yuan is not expensive, suitable for our ordinary people to consume.
38.2 It will take you ten or eight years to buy the money that is less than one yuan.
39. Do you think it's worth buying a comb?
40. I won't make anyone a penny for advertising!
4 1. After 20 years of reform and opening up, everyone is not short of this 2 yuan. 2 yuan is short of money, so keep the change.
42. Smoking hurts the lungs and drinking hurts the stomach. Saunas are too expensive. Playing mahjong and gambling disturbs society. Might as well buy a beef tendon comb.
43. Opportunities don't come every day. Do it when you should, and avoid rushing to the scene and returning empty-handed.
44. Buy horses, run, good goods, big girl! Buy a comb, of course, buy a beef tendon comb.
45. If you want to buy something, go there quickly. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.
46. Smoking hurts the liver, drinking hurts the stomach, playing mahjong makes society tired, and finding a lady is a criminal offence.
47. Go to Dongjie West Street to see if there is any. If you haven't, you should do it when you should. Opportunities don't come every day.
48. You can buy with confidence and use boldly. All my products are guaranteed! One guarantee and two guarantees, all products shine.
Price language
1. If you want to buy something, hurry up; Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should shoot.
2.2 Mao Yu, which anyone can afford, neither affects your smoking and drinking beer, nor affects your dating and drinking drinks to buy movie tickets.
You buy a one-dollar plastic comb. Either here or there is broken. You have to pay a few more dollars a year, don't you?
4. Do not bargain, do not bargain. Our factory has explained that we can't buy without 2 yuan, and the shopping malls sell 5 yuan, and we only sell 2 yuan money. This price won't be very high. Today, the factory is selling directly, not making everyone a penny, just for the promotion of the factory. It took you ten years to buy it home. Isn't this 2 yuan worth it?
Two dollars is not expensive, so there is no need to have a family meeting.
6.2 dollars is nothing, it can't hurt your waist, you can't do anything, you can't buy a house, you can't buy land.
7.2 The money is not much, so I can't buy a house or a car, so I can only buy my son a toy car that won't smoke.
8.2 Yuan is not much, so I can't buy a house or a car, and I can't travel to Singapore.
There are not many 9.2 yuan, so I can't go to Taiwan Province and Singapore.
10.2 yuan is very common. It is better to lose a game of sparrows than to eat less gum.
1 1. Buy what you buy and get what you want. There will be distribution in big shopping malls in the future. If you don't sell it, it will cost you eight dollars.
12. The one-yuan and two-yuan store didn't sell it because he wanted to earn you 60 cents a piece. Today, the manufacturer sent me to do advertising promotion. I came in a hurry. If you are in a hurry, you are not afraid to buy one. Remember, you're not here to cheat you of 2 yuan today. Aren't you hiding it? We all rely on quality for publicity. Today, we only charge you 2 yuan money.
13. You get what you pay for, and it's your fault not to buy it.
14. Feel free to use it, buy it boldly, don't hesitate, don't hesitate, it's no use hesitating or hesitating.
15. Zhang San bought a horse, Zhang San rode it, and Li Si was in a hurry not to buy it. .
16. Zhang San bought a horse, Zhang San rode it, and Li Si was not at ease, so his heart was not as good as his action!
17. Everyone does it, everyone uses it, and it is rare to touch it when you want to buy it.
18. Don't be afraid of wolves before and tigers after. You don't make decisions on big and small issues. You stood here all morning and then went home-everything was delayed, wasn't it?
You dare not spend 19.2 yuan. When can you become an entrepreneur? Can't be a master, can't be a master, can only be a nanny for others.
20.2 yuan is not wasted, you use it every day. Use all year round, 365 days.
2 1. I'm doing it, you're watching, your eyes are counting, and your heart is counting. Do you think 2 yuan is worth it?
22.2 yuan is also quite a lot. If you buy a product, you have to buy a good one. If this comb is worth 2 yuan, you can see it clearly.
I bought it at 23.2 yuan, which is not expensive.
24. Being willing to spend small change is a good host.
25. these three or two dollars are not money, but they will be spent after a stroll. These three or two dollars are nothing. If you can't hurt your waist, it's a big deal. You dare not spend three or two dollars. On that day, you can only be an entrepreneur, not a home, not a master, but a nanny for others.
26. After 30 years of reform and opening up, even children have 2 yuan in their hands.
27.2 yuan is a small ticket, and it was spent as soon as I visited the street.
28. Buy one for your parents and make it up. Buy a pair for friends and relatives to increase feelings; I bought one for my mother-in-law, who said the son-in-law was better than her son.
29. Send friends and relatives, and no one will forget you; As the saying goes, a thousand miles to send a dime, courtesy is light and affection is heavy.
30. Two dollars is not much, so you can't run many slopes. Just a handful of vegetables.
3 1. This money is not expensive, and you have to tip when you go to the toilet.
32. This kind of money is not money, nor was it before 1980, and you can't earn that kind of money in half a month.
33. With so little money, you can't be the master, can you?
34. Unlike buying a refrigerator or freezer, I have a family meeting with my wife for half a year.
35. It's not like buying an airplane or a cannon. You have to apply to the central leadership for a report.
36. Drink less and smoke less. Everything is available at home. Smoking too much hurts the lungs, drinking too much hurts the stomach, and playing mahjong will harm society.
37.2 yuan is not expensive, suitable for our ordinary people to consume.
38.2 It will take you ten or eight years to buy the money that is less than one yuan. ,
39. Do you think it's worth buying a comb?
40. I won't make anyone a penny for advertising!
4 1. After 20 years of reform and opening up, everyone is not short of this 2 yuan. 2 yuan is short of money, so keep the change.
42. Smoking hurts the lungs and drinking hurts the stomach. Saunas are too expensive. Playing mahjong and gambling disturbs society. Might as well buy a beef tendon comb.
43. Opportunities don't come every day. Do it when you should, and avoid rushing to the scene and returning empty-handed.
44. Buy horses, run, good goods, big girl! Buy a comb, of course, buy a beef tendon comb.
45. If you want to buy something, go there quickly. Don't miss a good opportunity. Opportunities don't come every day. You should eat when you should.
46. Smoking hurts the liver, drinking hurts the stomach, playing mahjong makes society tired, and finding a lady is a criminal offence.
47. Go to Dongjie West Street to see if there is any. If you haven't, you should do it when you should. Opportunities don't come every day.
48. You can buy with confidence and use boldly. All my products are guaranteed! One guarantee and two guarantees, all products shine.
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