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Happiness is on my left, but I am not left-handed. I can't catch you.

1. If there is no north-south road outside the door, people should avoid parting-Tang Du Mu's Farewell.

Happiness is on my left, but I'm not left-handed, so I can't catch you.

No matter how hard you love, you will still doubt tomorrow.

I am afraid that if I care too much about you, you will shrink back, get bored, resent, feel unreasonable and leave. ]

5. What happened to the girl with bangs? In fact, there is no good or bad, only habit.

6, don't abandon my naivety, I will think for unfamiliar people.

7. Never think too highly of yourself in the eyes of others, or you will fall badly.

8. I always tell myself that even if one day we are not together, we will be together.

9. I have survived the pain for such a long time alone, and now I can!

10, we use the most beautiful youth to strengthen our self-righteous love.

1 1. People meet like meteors. In an instant, generate shines brightly, but it is destined to just pass by in a hurry.

12, without you, I am the loneliest bride in the world.

14, good night to Qian Qian, why don't you sleep with me?

15, even if I love you, I will act stranger than a stranger.

Mood phrase: The child is not yours. What are you busy with?

A man accidentally discovered that his wife was cheating, so he left his wife without hesitation. In the battle for custody of his son, the man's income is stable and he is not the wrong party. He has an advantage. Later, because of his wife's words, he was desperate. . . The baby is not yours. What are you busy with?

There was an exam at the high school party. The classmate sitting next to me kept sticking out his head to copy my choice questions, and then the teacher caught him red-handed. As a result, the teacher looked at our paper and said, what did you copy from him? Why is the multiple-choice question wrong? The goods faint said: avoid his choice, I am one step closer to the correct answer. . .

When I was in junior high school, one day the dean heard a student shouting in the school wall: I want to take the Oxford exam, I want to take the Oxford exam, and I think this child is commendable. After school, you still have to study, and you must be a pillar. I quickly ran out of the school to find out, only to see that the student shouted again: roast the kidneys again.

After studying hard and earnestly, I finally got my driver's license and asked the coach what car I was suitable to drive. The coach smoked a cigarette and said to me, I don't have any suggestions on what car to buy, but I really suggest you buy all risks!

A sister has a menstrual pain, and her mother cooks brown sugar water to drink. It still hurts after drinking, so climb on the bed and twist. Then her mother said, I gave you sugar water, not realgar wine. What do you want to do now? ! Mom.

At the end of the college entrance examination, someone asked me if 644 could go directly to Tsinghua. I said definitely not, and asked me if I could go to Peking University. I said no, because I took the 632 bus to Tsinghua and took the subway to Peking University.

Today's weather is very good. After the rain in Chu Qing, it was breezy and in a good mood. I specially washed my hair before going out and habitually rolled my shirt sleeves to my elbows. In this weather and mood, I began to be a little smart. On the way, I met a man staring at me and saying, handsome boy, you are so handsome! What a beautiful day, alas! It would be more perfect if that person was a woman.

It is raining. If your girlfriend has no umbrella outside, you must get to her as soon as possible. Otherwise, she may go to the nearby shopping mall to take shelter from the rain, and then she may go shopping, and then she may ask you to buy her lipstick, shoes and bags.

My cousin got married yesterday (in the countryside). At the end of the party, I heard firecrackers and laughter outside. I ran out and saw a man in the smoke, screaming and jumping up, holding his head, and somehow wrapped a whip around his leg. The man went straight to the fish pond not far away and jumped in. I limped to work today because my father laughed the loudest when he saw me getting wet.

I am a real estate agent, and my performance is not good recently. I want to change my job. Today, I applied for an electronic sales manager, and when I entered their company, I sat with their boss. I once handed a cigarette to my boss and started talking about the back. The result is quite good. I called him brother, told him to buy a house in the back and asked me to come. Then he had a meal with his warm hospitality. Then I came back. I always feel that something is missing.

I go to my cousin's house for dinner. Before dinner, I came to the living room to watch my little nephew draw and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me excitedly and said, Aunt Saner, mom said you were losing weight and you couldn't eat a lot of delicious food tonight, so I drew you a lot of delicious food. Look, there are fish, shrimp and chicken legs! Our teacher said that this is painting cakes to satisfy hunger.

After all, there are too many people around you, not just me.

1, with memories of the past, desperately fled, only to find that he was still spinning around.

No matter how wild I am, I still have you in my heart.

3. Love that heats up quickly is also cold. A famous motto

4. Do you belong to me? You can have it alive and take it with you when you die.

Close your eyes and say that you love me, even if it is a dream, I am satisfied.

I can't live without you and I can't forget you, but you have a new love for her.

7, some troubles, only lost, there will be a chance of light clouds.

I would rather be with wolves than with dogs.

9. A flower blooms in a world, and acacia is a person's life.

10, I love you a little more than yesterday and a little less than tomorrow.

1 1 I think, if you like me a little, just a little, I will have the courage to fight for it, but I don't know how to tell, for fear, maybe, I just think about my own self-love, so I will look so small and powerless.

12, life is a one-way ticket, there is no retreat, no turning back!

13, I will cherish those who consciously hold my hand when walking.

14. After all, people around you are too crowded, and I'm not the only one.

15, save enough and leave disappointed.

16, do you think the sourest feeling is jealousy? No, the sourest feeling is that you have no right to be jealous.

17, happiness stops on paper and is pale on the face.

18, when you can't care about other people's injuries and don't want to care at all.

19, home, big or small, just warm.

20. I am extremely afraid of three things: the drifting away of my friends, the cheating of my lover and the betrayal of my parents' white hair.

2 1, hot weather makes me panic, but some people always make me feel cold.

No matter what happens, please treat yourself first.

23. I have always been a very strict person, and I can only make one mistake among my peers.

24, love and hate, love and hate are also long. Are you happy or not?

25. How many people say they don't like it, but they love it to death?

26. Love is a dotted line, and we are in different paragraphs.

27. I always pretend not to show traces, because I am afraid that you will find my weakness and leave my gentleness.

28. I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with the night; I am afraid of pain, but I am scarred.

29, love, has always been a single form, otherwise how can people die to live?

30. How strong do I have to be to listen to other people's stories to pretend nothing happened?

3 1, once came to an end forever, now can go far forever.

32. You are not special, but you are unique.

33. Abandoning me, hurting me and ignoring my rights, I gave it to you from the moment I loved you.

You are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

1. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

2. Fight for your Audi, your daughter-in-law's Dior and your son's Oreo, boy!

3. Some people look down upon it when they see it clearly.

The person who can control your emotions must be the one you love most.

Someone asked me what would happen if your friend did something wrong to you, and I said that a true friend would never be wrong to me.

6. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

7. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

8. Don't trust memories so much, because people in them don't necessarily miss you as much.

9. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

10. Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

1 1. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way.

12. Time flies like water, even if you try to keep it, it will pass through your fingers inadvertently.

13. The cruelest novel I have ever read is my chat with you.

14. I have read every space of yours more carefully than the final exam review questions.

15. Memory is such a nuisance. When you have decided to forget it, it will unconsciously tease you again and make you want to stop.

16. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

17. If you really believe in miracles in the world, that's another name for hard work.

18. Ambiguity is like typing. If you wait for a long time, there may be nothing.

19. Soft as a knife. Stab yourself at others.

20. There are three kinds of friends in life: a lifetime, a cup and a quilt.

2 1. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.

Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

23. Feelings are like hair, which will split when it grows.

24. The left eye has never seen the right eye, and I don't know how to comfort it. I only know to accompany it to tears.

25. I don't ask, you don't say, this is the distance; I asked, but you didn't say, this is the gap; I asked, you said, this is trust; You don't say, I don't ask, this is the tacit understanding; I didn't ask, you said, this is dependence.

QQ, the most domineering recommendation, said: Losing weight is not so easy, and every piece of meat has its temper.