Humorously, I don't want to start school after a holiday. Talk about 50 excerpts.

Humor about not wanting to start school after the holiday (I) 1. It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no partners at school.

When school starts, you can have money to go to school like a prostitute.

3. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

4. There is a kind of gathering called parting, and there is a kind of parting for better gathering.

I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within a week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

6. Starting school is like going to jail, and you will go to jail tomorrow.

7. After the start of school, there is another big battle in which seniors chase their schoolmates, schoolmates hook their seniors, schoolmates hate their schoolmates, and all I can think about is study.

8. The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying starting school may slow down my illness.

9. It's not that we don't want to go to school. We don't want to go to class.

10. No one in our class can make me feel better. I don't want to start school.

1 1. Don't talk to me about starting school, it's too painful for you to do it.

12. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

13. I have reminded myself countless times that I just don't say, what you regret has been decided, and lead some ways. It's just that if I never cry in front of you, you think I'm strong and then it hurts me to death.

14. There are always five or six days in a week when I don't want to go to class.

15. I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

16. I love anyone who can hurt me.

17. After I left, I embarked on a journey with deep affection. In retrospect, at least there are stories worth remembering for you and me. Chew slowly and you will find what a rich dish it is!

Humor about not wanting to start school after the holiday (part two) 18. You left the image of flowers, the fragrance of flowers, and the hope that we will be watered together. Thinking of you, my years will always be bright.

19. A large-scale disaster science fiction film "Opening School" will be staged in June.

20. What are you going to take to school when school starts? "A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction"

2 1. It's not that I don't want to start school, I just don't want to attend classes.

22. I didn't know that liberal arts boys were national treasures until the beginning of school.

23. I don't want to start school It's not cool.

24. The students began to go to school. It's good to see them hugging each other! I will never go back to my good school days.

25. "We can't compete with time after all" "Talk to someone when you are sick" "Mom's school is about to start" "Ah ..."

26. It seems that the deadline is coming, and something that bothers me is coming-starting school.

27. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

28. Countdown to study, seize the time to have fun and go to school to make up for sleep.

29.8. Everyone says that the homework hasn't moved. At the beginning of school, I saw you hand in your homework and cut off the relationship.

30. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

3 1. It's raining outside the window, one by one. My tears are Sandy's, like broken beads of rain outside the window.

32. I said why I can't sleep these days. It turns out that school phobia is also funny.

Tell you a ghost story. School starts in one day.

34. The spring breeze in Jiang Nanan is green. When will the bright moon shine on me?

Humor of not wanting to start school after the holiday (Part III) 35. My wish for starting school is less homework, good grades, higher and lighter.

However, as long as China maintains our friendship, heaven will remain our neighbor. Why are you wandering at the fork in the road? The child is holding a towel.

37.？ White waves give you flowers, sunshine hugs you, seagulls say goodbye to you, ah, the sea of life has set sail with your youthful ship.

38. Computer, come on. Let me go. I am a person with homework.

39. Homework, you rolled back again. Can you roll it again? Stay away from me.

40. I hope to have a deskmate in Shuai Shuai when I start school. Many girls send him love letters and many snacks. Finally, he threw it at me with an expression of disgust.

4 1. It turns out that there is no favorite person at school, and there is really no motivation to go to school.

42. All parting is a sad sentence, but people hope that parting is not a period, but a dash, pointing to a warm tomorrow with a smile.

43. School is really boring, so I'd better not go.

44. Where are the students who don't want to start school?

45. A serious academic problem suddenly occurred to me? Who defines 60 points as passing?

46. You don't have to go to school next semester. I bombed the school!

47. Don't leave during the winter vacation. I'll treat you to Xuanmai.

48. I am crazy, but I am really crazy. You are a lady, but that doesn't mean you are clean. Only women can understand another woman.

You can make good use of what you have. Never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is more regrettable.

50. After the start of school, there is another battle in which the seniors chase the senior, the senior hooks the senior, the senior is next to the senior, and the senior hates the senior.

Excerpted from 50 sentences complaining that students don't want to go to school.

A complaint about students not wanting to start school (I) 1. The second Olympic Games started again, with more homework and exams.

2. Starting school is a game in which seniors chase their younger siblings, younger siblings hook their younger siblings, and younger siblings hate their younger siblings.

I am crazy, but I am really crazy. Just because you are a lady doesn't mean you are clean. Only women can understand another woman.

It's not that I don't want to start school, I just don't want to attend classes.

5. School begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

6. When I was a child, I looked forward to growing up quickly, even if I didn't want to go to school or do my homework.

7. During the winter vacation, Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

8.7. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to start school. Have a casual meal.

9. Everyone's first sentence must be: "I will study hard this semester".

10. I don't want to start school. It's not cool.

1 1. School will start tomorrow, and you will meet some idiots.

12.5. Where has the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

13. It's not that I don't want to go to school, I just don't want to go to class.

14. Although the start of school is very good, I always don't want to start school. Like our enemies at the beginning of school, no one wants to.

15. When I left, I left a series of difficult footprints; They are happy when they meet. Without the pain of parting, there is no joy of meeting.

16. Growing up, the only constant is the heart that doesn't want to go to school.

17. whenever I think of the coming new semester, my mood falls into the abyss like a stone, thinking that the fairy-like happy life will come to an end, and the tension and boredom in the classroom will be ushered in; I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

Complaints about students' unwillingness to start school (part two) 18. My deskmate's legs are short and ugly, and she doesn't want to go to school at all.

19. The doctor said that I have a phobia of starting school, and delaying the start of school may slow down my illness.

20. If you don't want to go to school, follow my sister to blow up the school.

2 1. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

22. Don't change me, please just say that you are tired.

23. Those who don't want to go to school are all good children, because there is nowhere to meet them at school.

24. At the beginning of school, I didn't cry, but it rained in some areas, which was a part of my face.

I regret that I didn't concentrate when I collided with my car.

26. You left quietly, just as you came quietly. You handed me your resignation letter, and you didn't take a group of subordinates with you. It's fucking boring.

27. One day I will walk away from you quietly without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

28. I said why I can't sleep these days. It turns out that school phobia is also funny.

29. You can't eat Mapo tofu made by your mother at the beginning of school. ...

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

3 1. The evening breeze brushed my face, a staggered flower season, burying my head in smoke, like water passing by. I scattered the brushes in my hand, messing up the haze of a sunny day and finally becoming a silhouette. The past is like smoke, and a sadness has disturbed my world. It hurts all day as soon as I bow my head.

32. When you left, you embarked on a journey with full feelings. Looking back, at least there are stories worth remembering for you and me. Chew slowly and you will find what a rich dish it is!

33. If one day, you are tired and you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile will be in front of you.

34. If it's not crazy, we'll start school.

Sentences complaining that students don't want to start school (Chapter III) 35. Countdown to school, only to find that the homework has not been written, almighty god! Give me a magic pen!

36. 19. It makes me happy to think that I will change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

37. There is a disease called' I don't want to start school'.

38. When I saw my future mother-in-law and daughter-in-law coming to register at the beginning of school, I could only call my aunt hello.

39. 1 September, I came to my long-lost school with a light schoolbag on my back and humming a ditty. On campus, the magnolia tree has grown a lot, and the osmanthus tree is like a fat old man, shaking at us with a chubby belly. It seems that we are invited to enjoy the cool there.

40. My only dream is not to go to school!

4 1. I love everything that can hurt me.

42. I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see at school.

43. Dear students! Your holiday balance is less than one day. Please finish your homework as soon as possible. Thank you for your cooperation!

44. Not afraid of the sun, not afraid of the wind and rain, carrying a schoolbag to school; Not to be an official, not to be generous, but to study for a rich life; Students are just teenagers, accompanied by youth, and the good times are worth it.

45. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

46. Perhaps the real success is to live the way you like.

47. Soon we will go back to class to sleep, jump after class and die in the exam.

48.25. From pajamas to jeans and canvas shoes, from long hair to correct ponytail, from space brushing to reciting texts, from all WiFi to the whole course, yes, school has started.

49. I don't like eggs. I give them to B every time I eat them. B I was grateful at first, but I got used to it over time. If you get used to it, you will get used to it. Yes, until one day, A gave the egg to C, and B was unhappy. She forgot that this egg was originally A's, and A could give it to whoever she wanted. They had a big fight about it and broke up. In fact, it's not that others are bad, but that we demand more. When you get used to it, you forget to be grateful.

50. School begins. What should I do? If you don't do your homework, it's over. Oh, hey.

Fifty articles about friends who don't want to start school or military training

Friends circle who don't want to start school and military training 1. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "School Opening".

I really want to hug you in the name of long time no see.

You can make good use of what you have and never give up what you really want. It is hard to wait, but it is even more regrettable.

It is said that children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

5. Every time I think about starting school, I feel like a stone rolling in the deep, thinking that the fairy-like happy life is coming to an end, and class will be tense and boring; I also have to face the practical jokes of my classmates; Face heavy homework after class. ...

6. Computer, come on, let me go. I have homework.

7. There is a kind of gathering called parting, and there is a kind of parting for better gathering.

I was tortured by a cold and fever as soon as I went to school.

9. Starting school is a kind of breathing pain. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

10. Some people say that I wear eye shadow and insult my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

1 1. School is a knife to kill!

12. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave. I really don't want to go to school. I haven't finished my homework yet, and I will be scolded by the teacher if I go there. I guess I'll die an ugly death. Somebody help me.

13. What do you think the future will be like? Everything is ready, and school will start soon. Suddenly I feel inexplicably nervous, but I believe in myself. If I decide to do it, I will do it well.

14.24. When school starts, everyone dresses up like a blind date and looks like mourning!

15. Starting school is a breathing pain. It exists in every corner of me.

16.26. I finally know why these people have lost sleep recently. They must be scared silly when school starts.

17. On the third day of school, the dog was either dead or injured.

A circle of friends who don't want to start school and military training. 18. I can't bear to wave, because this is a farewell; I dare not think about shaking hands, because I don't know when to wait.

19. After school starts, whoever says I'm fat or black will end up with this killer!

20. Sometimes I think optimistically: One day it is close to winter vacation. But when I think about it, one day is missing in the summer vacation. I dare not look at the calendar now, I don't want to hear what day it is, and I dare not answer when others will start school.

2 1. 15. You started school without any precautions and worries, which brought tragedy to my holiday. In this way, he disappeared quietly without my knowledge. From my mind, there is no memory, only regret. You exist, when I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream, in my whole night.

22. It's funny that you don't want to start school when it starts.

When we are about to part, there are too many words to say, and a thousand words can be turned into one sentence. Don't forget me.

24. Starting school is like going to prison. If you go in, there's no chance. If you don't work hard and don't do well in the exam, make persistent efforts. The prison will be upgraded, and you will never escape.

25. Children often cough badly, and most of them don't want to go to school to pretend. Just beat them up.

26. It's time to start school. Now I feel like reading textbooks-whatever, what is this?

27. I am nervous and anxious as soon as I start school. I haven't slept well for four consecutive nights. It's too painful.

28. If one day, you are tired and you are tired, as long as you turn around, my smile will be in front of you.

29. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

30. There is a disease called' I don't want to start school'.

3 1. During the winter vacation, Xiansen said to me: There will be a summer vacation to love you for me.

32.20. School is about to start. You can get my body at school, but you can't get my heart. I tell you, you are almost unhappy!

33. The mobile phone rang, showing someone else's name. I can't be perfunctory, but I suddenly miss you.

34. Be sure to cherish it. If you regret it, it will be too late.

A circle of friends who don't want to start school and military training. 35. Whether you go to school or not, the school is here and starts on time.

36. You and I have gone through hardships for our ideals before we embarked on the road to success. I hope you can still remember, always remember, that glorious day full of passion for struggle.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

38. Time is the fastest and slowest thing in the world, the longest and shortest thing, the most ordinary and precious thing, the most easily overlooked and the most regrettable thing.

39. When you leave, you leave a series of difficult footprints; They are happy when they meet. Without the pain of parting, there is no joy of meeting.

40. At the beginning of school, I felt that there was a big wave of zombies coming in immediately, and I didn't even plant sunflowers.

4 1. I feel habitually nervous and afraid now. How can I overcome it? Some things, now that you have come, let's face it frankly and don't think too much. Actually, it's nothing. Prepare lessons collectively tomorrow, and I'm a little nervous before school starts. Don't worry, don't be afraid, cheer up.

42. I didn't cry when school started, but it rained in a local area, and that local area was on my face.

43. After the start of school, it was another battle between seniors and school girls. The seniors hooked up with school girls, and school girls hated school girls. I only had study in my mind.

44. Today is the first day of school. Walking into the classroom, I always feel that I haven't been here for a long time. There is a new classmate in the class today, named Ma Xuanyi, who looks very quiet and doesn't like to talk. The PE teacher said that there would be military training this year, and I had some expectations in my heart.

45. I plan to be a quiet girl after school starts. What I do in class is look up at the blackboard and take notes. What I do after class is to sit quietly and do my homework.

46. Pride: The proudest thing I can think of is that I finished my homework in the summer vacation.

47. No dry tears, no regrets. People who leave don't know that this will be a version. Leaving with a smile is the happiest parting. Give up all and leave it to those who wait. After all, will we meet again tomorrow after parting? Tomorrow, maybe it's far away.

Every time I start school, I will say to myself, "I must study hard this semester!" ! "But it never came true.

49. After the start of school, there is another battle in which the seniors chase the senior, the senior hooks the senior, the senior is next to the senior, and the senior hates the senior.

50. Breathing hurts at the beginning of school. It lives in every corner of me ~ ~ ~

Funny humor excerpt from the copy of "Don't Want to Start School"

Funny and humorous copy (1) 1. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

What are you waiting for, such as cold boiled water turning into soda, fishing boats entering the airport, or mangoes growing on the ground.

I don't hate school, but I hate some people and things in school.

Use your whole life to explain that I love you, and you won't regret it.

5. School is about to start. Others call it adjusting work and rest, but I am particularly jet-lagged.

6. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

7.5. Where has all the time gone? School started before the homework was finished.

8. It seems that the deadline is coming, and something that bothers me is coming-starting school.

9. Those who don't want to go to school are all good children, because there is nowhere to meet at school.

10. It's time to start school, it's time to start school. You got my people, but you can't get my heart.

1 1. After the school started, the seniors had another big fight with their younger siblings, who hated them.

12. On the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in China will rise sharply.

13. The seven-day National Day holiday is not enough to express my love for my motherland. One month is enough.

14. There are always people who dress like blind dates when school starts.

15. I hate seeing you at my deskmate, so I don't want to go to school.

16. 1. It's almost time to start school, and I suddenly find that the mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave.

17. The evening breeze brushed my face, a staggered flower season, burying my head in smoke, like water passing by. I scattered the brushes in my hand, messing up the haze of a sunny day and finally becoming a silhouette. The past is like smoke, and a sadness has disturbed my world. It hurts all day as soon as I bow my head.

Funny and humorous, I don't want to start school (part two) 18. I will enter school soon in September. I have no freedom, no meals, no food and no limbs. I was sad for five days. I have seven make-up exams, and I regret it very much.

19. There are two things in the world that can lie on the glass, one is the gecko and the other is the class teacher.

20. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

2 1. The students began to go to school. It's good to see them hugging each other! I will never go back to my good school days.

22. I estimate that someone will habitually go to the wrong class within one week of school. This is not a road idiot, but a sadness.

23. On the road of life, there are too many footprints, deep or shallow. Perhaps this experience is rich, but sometimes I would rather be plain, but I often can't let myself have such a calm mind to face things I don't want to face.

24. After the Chinese exam, I cried. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.

25. Can you afford to start school by staying up late into the night?

26. I broke up with my summer vacation because I started school.

27. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

I didn't cry when school started, but it rained in some areas. That's a local area on my face.

29. Four months of prison life is about to begin again.

30. Growing up, the only thing that hasn't changed is the heart that doesn't like reading.

3 1. Don't go in the winter vacation. I invite you to announce wheat.

32. The mood of going to school is heavier than going to the grave. I really don't want to go to school. The teacher will scold you before you finish your homework. I guess I'll die an ugly death. Somebody help me.

33. There are only seven-character poems to bid farewell to. Please cherish and comfort Acacia.

34. No school, no school, no school!

Humorous, don't want to start school (Part III) 35. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

36. The electricity bill for each family should be very expensive three days before the start of school. Keep the light on all the time to catch up with your homework!

37. We go to school after class and have a holiday. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't even imagine how we have the courage to come to school.

38. One by one, isn't it that the homework has not been finished yet, as for it? I don't know what homework is.

39. What does the countdown to the National Games mean? How many days does it mean to start school?

40. I feel like a husky at the thought of starting school soon.

4 1. 19. It makes me happy to think that I will change from an old woman in grade three to a girl in grade one.

42. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

43. One summer vacation, I became stupid, fat, black, ugly, stupid, poor and unable to write.

44. School is about to start, my dear summer husband. Suppose all this is in vain. Whoops ~ ~ (> _

45. Learn the countdown, take the time to have fun, and go to school to catch up on sleep.

46. Little friends. School is about to start again. I haven't finished my homework. Raise your paws sadly.

47. School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you.

48. I have been favored by teachers since I went to school. I said that the teacher must be exposed to rain and dew, and the teacher would scold me if he didn't listen.

49. School begins! Friends, we can play together now! Think how happy we used to be together!

50. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.