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Who has the elements of military training and instructor resignation?

Military Training-Parting Text/Zhou Yang's Other Works Because of the weather, the military training activities were cancelled yesterday afternoon, and the students all went back to their classes to carry out activities. At the beginning of the activity, instructor Zhou made a general comment on the military training these days. When he was commenting, an uncle was taking pictures of him, and the deputy head teacher also took pictures with the instructor Zhou, so was the uncle who took pictures. It's a pity that we don't have this fate. At everyone's unanimous request, the instructor finally told us the story of the army. It turns out that life in the army is not as wonderful as we thought. The recruits there are very hard, and they are bullied by veterans every day. Veterans often give recruits 1 yuan to buy a pack of 10 yuan cigarettes. In order not to be beaten, the recruits have to pay for themselves. In addition, the life of the army is also very boring, and every day is the same training and the same task. The instructor finished the story of being in the army, and we asked instructor Zhou to teach us a military song. The instructor refused, so he had to ask the deputy head teacher to copy the lyrics on the blackboard. He taught us sentence by sentence. Although that song is not very pleasant to listen to, it is very new to us, because we have never sung a military song, so we sang very hard. After a while, this song "Unity is Power" sounded on campus. "Unity is strength, and unity is strength. Strength is iron, strength is steel. Harder than iron, stronger than steel ... "This song is over. Later, the instructor asked each of us to talk about our feelings after military training. Many people say a lot of grandiose words about "cultivating our hard-working spirit" and "it is a kind of exercise for us". But I only said one sentence, which is the truest feeling and the unanimous feeling of all my classmates. I said, "I only have one feeling: I am so tired!" " "Say that finish, the students all laughed, and I was no exception. Everybody's finished. Instructor Zhou is preparing to teach us another military song. It's a pity that the whistle of the instructor conference blew. Who really screwed up? The instructor gave us a military salute and left. When he disappeared from my sight, I had an impulse and desire to cry. Although, the instructors are sometimes very fierce to us, and even use rude words to scold us; Although the instructor is very strict with us, we are tired and bitter during training but dare not say it; Although, the instructor only stayed with us for two and a half days. However, at the moment he left, the whole class was silent, no one spoke, even his breathing was very small, and the air was filled with sour taste. Later, the vice principal said a lot of nonsense, and I didn't catch a word. After class, Zhao Yu told me the content, and I realized that there was an exam on 25th, and I had to pay 500 yuan money on 30th afternoon. I hope this instructor can continue to give us military training in our freshman year. Modify it slightly