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Lose weight and earn exquisite sentence humor in friends circle.

The exquisite sentence humor of losing weight and sending friends circle is as follows:

1, I like to stuff my thick legs into my fat pants every day?

2. Once upon a time, there was a fat man who heard that yoga could lose weight. Heaven rewards diligence! Two months later, he became a soft fat man.

No matter how beautiful your heart is, you are also a kind-hearted fat man!

4. Summer clothes were originally prepared for fat people, but they lost weight.

After losing some weight, I occasionally sit cross-legged in a chair and play with my mobile phone. I looked up and saw the clear facial lines in the mirror, and gained a lot of happiness.

6. I finally lost weight in a year and a half. Why didn't I realize that?

7. If you don't lose weight, when God really opens the door to success for you, you may not be able to squeeze in!

8, losing weight is not so easy, every piece of fat has its brand spirit.

9. Hold on and don't eat. How dare you eat when you are so fat!

10, eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin, you can't have both, so I left.

1 1, every time I say lose weight, I just want to scare my little fresh meat.

12, the heavier a woman is, the lighter her status is.

13, people are fat, and the scale is watching.

14, after slimming down, I brought my own flash, more and more friends around me, and more and more peach blossoms.

15, at the peak of my life, I succeeded. I saw the beginning of the word 5. In less than half a year, I finally lost weight. I celebrated happily and circled happily.