There are no jokes about lovers on Valentine's Day. What is this?

1, go find a temporary lover to accompany you, hehe! Maybe this will be the happiest day of your life!

Someone asked me how I plan to spend this Valentine's Day. Bullshit, it doesn't matter, just laugh it off!

3, Valentine's Day, who has a prostitute to borrow one, one big and one small next year!

On Valentine's Day on Qixi, no one held my hand, so I put it in my pocket.

This morning, my sister watched the sun alone and felt the pain of the sun, because she couldn't spend Tanabata with the moon.

Ladies and gentlemen, please sign here as soon as possible on Valentine's Day. If you don't sign in quickly, you will have sex.

7. This year, you celebrate Tanabata and I drink 7-up.

8. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that you spend Tanabata with your lover, but I drink 7-up at home alone.

9. Tanabata, all good endings are good, but no lover will suffer for a lifetime.

10, Valentine's Day on sale, on sale!