Funny short sentences with connotation

1, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

The happiest thing in life is to have a noisy daughter-in-law.

If you call me ugly in the future, I will take you as a confession.

4, don't grab things from me, although I can't be spoiled, I can wrestle.

You said you were going to see the left ear. I looked everywhere in the hospital and you were in the cinema.

6. What a nice name Yang Yangyang is. My name is not Chen.

7, happiness is: cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman hits small monsters.

8. I'm not smart, beautiful or gentle, but I love you more than just talking about it.

9, do what you want to do, otherwise, let the pig talk nonsense.

10, money is nothing in my hand, just like garbage, but I bought the humblest love with it.

1 1. There are always a few people. The whole class laughed as soon as the teacher told them to get up and answer questions.

12. What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? -Wet the bed!

13, I want to grow old with you.

14, love is not looking at each other, but looking at the same direction together.

15, I have a super power, that is, even if there are thousands of people, I can find you immediately.

16. I sent a message to my mother, typed one more word, and now I am criticized. The text message is: Shit, where have you been?

17, abstinence, do not disturb! Or I'll break the rules.

18, don't ignore mom, mom is a flower!

19, it is said that women are like water, so I learned to swim.

20. Cry when you are sad when you are young, and laugh when you are sad when you grow up.

2 1, don't keep saying that my face is beautiful and ugly.

22. I'm afraid of losing everyone and leaving one person to die alone.

No one can take your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

24. If your ugliness can generate electricity, power stations all over the world can be shut down.

25. I love you from beginning to end.

26. The sun has set, and it will climb again tomorrow. If I fail the exam tomorrow, it's still the same.

27. I never lie, except this sentence.

28. Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.

29. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you, such as the class teacher outside the window.

30. A scholar plays dead for a bosom friend, while a woman plays plastic surgery for herself.

3 1, when you feel particularly charming, you must take photos to wake yourself up.

32. As long as she calls her daughter-in-law, she will cherish her life.

33. I winked at you, and you insisted that it was a discharge.

34. Our love is like singing half a song, off and on.

35. Ahem! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

36, don't always lie in the trough, have the ability to turn around.

37. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

39. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

40. I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu.

4 1, a person, listening to the songs of two people, so warm and sad.

42. Be a carefree eater and an idle eater.

43. Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

44, you are the best example of abortion failure!

45. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

46. Since I was single, my phone bill has been saved, my spirit has improved, and my heart has stopped hurting.

47. People are monkeys, and there is nothing to be ashamed of.

48. Fortunately, when he had many choices, he chose to stay with you.

49. Lovers don't have to be perfect, but you are enough!

I want to read more books. Even if I become a hooligan in the future, I will be a literate hooligan.

5 1, I saw you hide yourself with a leaf, but I smiled and brushed away the dirt on you.

52. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

53. It is better to find someone who loves you than to find someone who loves you. Being loved is happy.

54. I haven't been cheap for a long time, bitch. I heard that you have practiced the integration of men and women?

55. People who don't understand me, please don't judge me with your B idea. We are strangers, and you are not qualified.

56. Everyone has a temper and puts up with all the anger for you just because that person loves you more than you do.

57. Black people don't eat chocolate for fear of biting their hands.

58. Learning to ignore is a road to inner peace.

I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

60. I usually dare not show my love publicly, but I don't like to have a spare tire.

6 1, I often see you on the bus, you often see me, I fell in love with you at first sight, but you are holding your wallet.

62. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; When a * * dies, he dies, he dies.

63. I didn't buy jasmine honey tea, so I didn't have a good chance.

When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a bag of crispy noodles later.

65. When your hair is waist-high, I will open my double knives, run through them and take all the long hair away!

66. Your praise seems indifferent, but in fact, your heart is already full of flowers.

67. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but where you are going.

69. I hate people who don't reply when I send messages to others for a long time. Don't look, I'm talking about you.

70. Happiness has just begun, but sadness is already lurking.

7 1, the standard of otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed.

72. You are so charming that countless blind people are scrambling to bend over.

73. Love is like two people pulling a rubber band. The injured one is always unwilling to let go!

74. I am actually a person with a dream, but the reality is so hungry that I ate my dream.

75. Some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

76. I have been mixed up until now, and I can afford it. Only chopsticks can be put down.

77. Kneeling in math, poor English, drunk in chemistry, unable to recite Chinese, failing physics and falling asleep.

78. We can't be born together, but we can hurt each other for life.

79. Good-looking people are young, only acne is ugly.

80, don't always give me grace, oh, don't chat with me will make you * *.

8 1, women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

82. Chatting with me is not a bed call. Don't always send uh-huh, uh-huh, oh, oh.

83. System prompt: Your love transmission for me has stopped, and the other party has refused to receive it.

84. I am ugly, but I am ugly, so I am ugly.

85. Life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you work hard and all you get is a fart.

86. In today's reversal era, men play with beautiful women and handsome, rich and poor, and don't play with pure love and pervert.

87. When you don't reply to my messages, I feel that you are in Uniqlo.

88. Teacher, something bad has happened. My homework eloped last night.

89. Protect yourself and love others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

90. I am not afraid of enemies like tigers, but I am afraid of teammates like pigs.

9 1, I wanted to give the world a warm hug, but I was slapped all around.

92. Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I am a special antivirus software.

93. My life has two aspects: A and B, and yours also has two aspects: S and B. ..

94. I like to rely on you, and the stars depend on the night sky.

95. A close friend for ten years doesn't know what you are thinking. That love makes us all guess!

96. For me, the past is unremarkable; However, the future is always full of colors.

97. Sometimes when I feel that I am doing something, I suddenly feel that this scene seems to have appeared in my dream.

98. Everything I can't let go must be because I can't have it.

99. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

100, I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!