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What is it like to play mahjong day and night?

The wind is blowing from east to west, from north to south,

The white board is rich and red,

The strips and tens of thousands of characters are turned into tubes,

Spring, summer, autumn and winter have passed.

The game of Mahjong can be considered a Chinese tradition. Seeing that one of your good cards was cut off by the other party’s ass, I feel that my life has reached a low point; seeing that I have a particularly bad hand of cards I actually got confused before others' "seven pairs", and I felt very proud at this time. Several years may have passed between this model.

If you win, you want to win more. If you lose, just treat it as entertainment. To be honest, who would want to play mahjong without making money? Moreover, he stays awake all day long without sleeping. If there is really no need to play with money, then these four brothers have a "true love" for the entertainment activity of mahjong.

As soon as you sit down at the mahjong table, touch the smooth card surface with your hands, and listen to the crisp crashing sound of mahjong, the adrenaline of mahjong lovers will surge rapidly. For true mahjong enthusiasts, they officially enter the state after eight rounds. At this time, they can't leave their hands. If they say they are sleepy, they are really sleepy, but when they see more and more money in the drawer, their eyes filled with red bloodshot eyes still look so nervous. Excitement and happiness. When he saw all his money put into someone else's drawer, his bloodshot eyes revealed a hint of ferocity.

On the surface, they look friendly, but in fact they have their own agendas, and they become demons every night and overdraw their bodies; if you win today, they will win tomorrow, and you are not only interested in winning or losing on the card table, but also in your own happy life. Pass it to others at the card table. If you can't win at cards, it doesn't matter. This small amount of money is just a drop in the bucket for me. The car keys must be placed on the card table, and the amount of cigarettes smoked while playing cards cannot be less than 50 yuan. As the saying goes: Losing people does not lose the battle

I remember Guo Degang said: It is better to learn to drink and get drunk than to learn to play chess.

When drinking, you want the other person to drink more, and the more you drink, the thicker the wine becomes; when playing chess, you always think about how to win the other person, and the more money you play, the thinner the money becomes.

Finally, Ninth Brother advised everyone to go out more and explore their hobbies. Make some real friends, because there are no real friends at the gambling table.

Once a female forensic doctor went on a TV show and talked about a case related to mahjong. A mahjong player played mahjong day and night and suddenly After the death, the female forensic doctor performed an autopsy, and the police checked the mahjong player's relatives, friends, and people in contact, but the murderer was never found. Later, when the female forensic doctor examined the brains of the mahjong players, she discovered something was wrong. She discovered how the bacteria from athlete's foot had gotten into the brains. She then checked that there were no trauma or pinholes in any part of the body, and she meditated hard at the explanation. When I was worried, I checked the body parts for trauma and pinholes, but still couldn't find them.

Using past medical thinking and reading various medical books, etc., I finally found it.

Death was caused by athlete's foot entering the brain. Mahjong friends and people in contact were not suspected. After many verifications, this verification was finally made.

Because this mahjong player has severe athlete’s foot and does not leave the mahjong table, causing athlete’s foot bacteria to enter his brain.

Therefore, when playing mahjong and entertainment, you must be moderate, eat on time when it is time to eat, go to bed on time when it is time to go to bed, and sleep for enough time.

Playing mahjong is actually an entertainment with a gambling nature. People who love playing mahjong are addicted to the joy of winning money. Some people are lucky and may win more times, while some are unlucky. There is little time or they always lose money. People who win a lot think that nothing can be done to make money faster than playing mahjong. People who win little want to make money, but many times they get deeper and deeper and cannot extricate themselves. Once playing mahjong If you become addicted, you will lose yourself. What’s more, friends who love playing mahjong also love to play mahjong. Birds of a feather flock together to distinguish themselves. If you want to quit the habit of playing mahjong, I personally think you should break away first. For friends who love to play mahjong around you, if you change a healthy lifestyle, it will be the best result for you and your family!

First of all, no matter what you do, you must exercise moderation. If you overdo it, you will lose the original intention of the game. Playing mahjong is first of all a game, no matter you win or lose, it should be played in moderation. I also play mahjong, and I played it regularly when I was young, but I didn’t feel much about it when I was young. Now that I'm getting older, I don't dare to play like that because my body can't stand it.

Let’s talk about the people around me. There is a fifth sister who basically plays every day and night, not only playing mahjong, but also fighting landlords, frying golden flowers, and pushing leopards. We play mahjong every afternoon and end at five o'clock to fight the landlords. Have something to eat in the meantime. At seven or eight o'clock, the people in the chess and card room have almost arrived and they start playing gold flowers. They usually play until twelve o'clock in the evening. After the show ended, she started playing mahjong again in the middle of the night, playing mahjong! Is there anything to play with? The four of us who had lost the bet got together to play. This game usually takes place at three or four-thirty, and it lasts for an hour and a half here. She just went home to sleep after this! What is admirable is that it happens basically every day. I once joked that Fifth Sister’s life is worth living, and she should live one day as three days. Hahaha! During the Chinese New Year this year, I also played mahjong all night long until five in the morning. My mother-in-law! It was a feeling of dizziness, dizziness, paralysis of limbs, and weakness of the whole body. After you got home, you couldn't sleep at all. When you lay down on the bed, all you could think about was mahjong. I'm going to kill you! I don’t know how the fifth sister survives this day by day. Since that time, I have never stayed up all night again. Isn't it just playing mahjong? It's just a game. If you lose, you just put your money in other people's pockets for a few days. If you win, it's the same. Unless you never play again, otherwise I have to pay it back in a few days. Just treat it as entertainment! To bring more fun to winning and losing, you must first have a good attitude. Don’t be anxious when you lose and don’t be arrogant when you win. Playing day and night and ruining your body is not worth the gain. There is nothing left to do but to raise flowers, grow vegetables, drink tea, taste wine, walk the dog, tease the birds, play with the geese, haha! ! ! Anyway, it’s all about playing, why don’t we play something else? After I figured it out, I rented a house in a nearby rural area with a big front and back yard, and started living the life I wanted! ! ! Here are a few pictures for everyone to take a look at, that’s it, let’s call it a night!

We played mahjong during the Chinese New Year the year before last. Three men and one woman played for one day and one night. The next day, the host invited us to have lunch. Everyone was talking and laughing during the meal. Suddenly, the woman playing mahjong tilted her head. He fell to the ground unconscious and was not revived even after being sent to the hospital. He suffered a second stroke and played too much, which damaged his body. Now we don’t dare to stay up late playing mahjong. Who can guarantee who will fall next?

It’s okay to like mahjong, but don’t play it day and night, because playing mahjong for a long time will make you tired. If you suddenly win, you may have a myocardial infarction.

I wrote an article before about "The Deadly Killer in the Chess and Card Room". If you are interested, you can check it out. It is still green mahjong and you should exercise more

Finally, if you feel What I said is very good, so just pay attention to it! You can also leave a message below and we can discuss it.

One word: tired

Played in another world

Mahjong is just a tool for gambling. People who like mahjong are innate. What parents give is due to genetic inheritance, just like some people are lustful.