Lovely son, tell me.

1. Sometimes I feel that I like you very much, just like eating too much and bursting.

If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

4. Just after leaving the gate of the community in the morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

5. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."

6. Every student has the magical skill to finish his homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

7. "Passing through the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"

8. The pet food company made a market survey, and it was a child who answered the phone. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

Cute talk about cute, cute talk about daquan.

9. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

10. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "

1 1. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

12. A father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

13. Find a friend, find a boyfriend, kiss and hold hands, and have a baby at night.

14. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side are you on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!

15. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

16. My six-year-old niece had dinner at noon that day. She talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "

Cute talk about cute, cute talk about daquan.

17. If someone loves you more than me and is willing to die for you, let her die. I love you.

18. Xiaomi: "Mom, I'm hungry!" Mi's mother: "lovely, dad can't find a job and there is no food at home." Xiaomi: "But I'm hungry ..." Mimi's mother: "Alas ... well, you can borrow some pickles next door, and I'll boil bath water for your father. "

19. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

20. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad teenager for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.