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Cock talk
Cocks, ducks and geese are all two-legged poultry, and cats are four-legged pets. Under the same roof, their parenting styles are different. Cocks, ducks and geese want to lay more eggs every day to make their owners happy, and they can't get special care from their owners. Cats were supposed to catch mice for their owners. There is no mouse to catch now, so it tries its best to please its owner. For example, it throws a spell and meows a few times, and the owner likes it very much, giving them the best food and living the best life. Cocks, ducks and geese are all envious, and there is no other way but to please cats. I hope the cat will say a good word to herself in front of her master and be better to herself. The rooster said, Mao Ge, your hair is soft and slippery, so beautiful! Mother Duck said, Mao Ge, you have round eyes, sharp ears and a thin tail! Goose said: Mao Ge, your claws are too harmful. Not only can you catch mice, but you can also make your master happy. We birds are really candidly admit defeat! Please put in a good word for us in front of our host. You see, this is the portrayal of human beings.
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