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Classic sentences about divorce

Classic sentences about divorce

1, watching Angel Pan Yueming's divorce battle lively, he said she was a playboy, and she said he was addicted to gambling. After the enthusiasm fades, the heart is always so unbearable! But how many times can life be beautiful? Denying that person is tantamount to denying that once, denying the most beautiful love! Everyone who has loved teaches you how to love. Love is also a kind of kindness!

2. The car married the train, but soon divorced. Everyone asked why, and Che said sadly, "He worries about me being hit every day, and I have always been afraid of his accident. I can't stand it! "

I was ill that day, and my high fever persisted. I didn't see a doctor. I just took medicine at home and put on a cold towel. Good evening. He went home and bought pitaya. Big, big pitaya. My tears suddenly fell down. Pitaya used to be my favorite. But since he betrayed me, he doesn't know.

I don't eat pitaya any more. It's been a year now. Sometimes it's weird. Very small things will touch my pain. And I have never chosen to divorce, because I still love him, and his only love for me still stayed three years ago! And my love for him still stayed three years ago. If there are no memories of a happy time together. I have flown abroad. Looking for another sky. My former lover, please come back to me quickly and continue to love me. Okay?

Don't let me suffer silently. Please dear yourself, please hurry, please this ridiculous life. Find yourself again, and don't let him ruin your life. Not worth it. I am inclined to the former. It's not that I don't have the courage to face life after divorce, but that I don't want to admit my failure. Not willing to be defeated like this.

6. Do you know what marriage is? Marriage is two people who love each other living together. No, what's good for everyone is really good. Especially in China, traditional ideas are deeply rooted. What about marriage? This means that the two families are United. No matter how strong the marriage is, the word divorce still hangs there. -"Gentleman"

7. Now it's best to engage in this object, which one doesn't want economic strength, love and economic strength. But love conflicts with economic strength, and economic strength is dominant. Poor couples are always sad, and finally fight for money. -Rules before divorce

8, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money. People don't tell the truth, saying that stocks are drugs and money is evil. Everyone wants to say that beauty is a disaster, and everyone is climbing when it is too high to be cold. It is said that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to health and that it is best not to go to heaven.

9. There are not so many romantic things in marriage. Let's be realistic. There are daily necessities, vinegar and tea in life! Can we not live by romance every day? -Rules before divorce

10, Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the fixed number of years between 1 and 100. If you don't renew it at the expiration, you will automatically divorce, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and you only need 6 yuan money for 100. Choosing one year means that you don't know anything about marriage, and you will be given a thick marriage book to study, while choosing 100 only has a piece of paper that simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage will you choose?

1 1. I'm going to get the license with my girlfriend. I just had a good talk with her. I said, "Have you thought about it? Are you sure you want to get a license from me? " She nodded solemnly, and I was relieved. I added, "We quarreled, and then we got angry. We can't just say goodbye." She said, "I know, if you want to talk about divorce."

12. No matter how good a marriage is, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in life. Even in the happiest job, there will be 200 thoughts of quitting, 50 entanglements ... persistence is the best quality.

13, life is sometimes similar to eating vegetables. Love is eating out, eating for a different taste, and marriage has become cooking at home, always eating a taste, so marriage is sticking to the end-sticking to that dish. Some people can't eat any more, and finally they get divorced, and the food finally becomes leftovers.

14, talking with my wife about the distribution of divorce property, and finally reaching the following agreement: three houses are mine and my five-year-old daughter is hers. Now we are only two steps away from divorce: buy three houses and have a daughter until she is five years old.

15, my dead wife called, and my husband said angrily: hello! This is the departure service hotline. Please press 1 to admit your mistake and 2 to divorce. If you want to hit someone, this service desk will transfer you to 1 10. The wife hung up the phone angrily. Late at night, my husband came home and found the door locked. He called his wife's cell phone, and she said in a falsetto, Hello! This is the who's afraid who service hotline. If you want to go home, please kneel down and rub the washboard; If you want a divorce, please kneel on the nail board; If you feel unwell, the service desk will transfer you to 120.

16. I went to my divorced cousin's house today (cousin has a three-year-old daughter), and the man who happened to be chasing her went to her house. When eating, the man said, "I hope I can appear at your dinner table next year", only to hear a lovely sentence from my niece, "Our family doesn't like pork."

17, Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose the number of years between 1 and 100. Failure to renew the contract at maturity is equivalent to automatic divorce, but the shorter the time, the higher the cost. The registration fee for 1 is equivalent to more than RMB 20,000, and 100 only needs 6 yuan money. Being married for one year means that you know nothing about marriage, so you have a thick marriage book to read. You choose 100 year, and there is only one piece of paper that says: I wish you a long life together.

Classic sentences to comfort divorced women

1. Drop your weapon and open your arms. The world is beautiful, and you will get more happiness!

2. What does it feel like to be lonely? There is no one around to talk to. Some people can sit with others all night without saying a word.

A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I will always think of you and count my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

Your eyes are the sea I will never see again.

Don't feel sorry for an ungrateful person at any time. Women should know better. Sadness will eventually hurt your heart. If that man is heartless, don't be sad. Pack up your sadness and live a good life.

6. Life is so funny. Don't always doubt that spring scenery is in others, the key lies in the adjustment of your own mentality.

7. Love can be temporary or lifelong. Everyone can fall in love with different people at different times. Not that anyone can't live without him. Forgetting will make us stronger.

8. Remember what should be remembered and forget what should be forgotten. Change what can be changed and accept what cannot be changed.

9. A person wandering in the Jianghu won't get stabbed. It is important to pull out the knife to heal the wound. You still have a lot.

10. She promised him her happiness, but he returned her loneliness. From then on, the ends of the earth are different.

1 1. Forget those unhappy things! Even God thinks that sorrow and trouble don't belong to you. Try to get yourself out, and you will feel that today's sun is warmer than yesterday! Today's sky is bluer than yesterday!

12. What's the name of lovelorn? Dude, please don't be afraid. I will accompany you when you are lonely. Dude, please don't be sad. Why do you take a fancy to a flower? Let her go away and regret it slowly! May you be lovelorn without thinking and sing happily!

13. The most urgent thing is the most beautiful scenery; What hurts the most is always the truest feelings.

14. Let your mood get better quickly. You see, even today's sunshine is so bright, and everyone is trying to drive away your worries and anxieties. I hope your gloomy mood will light up at this moment and welcome a better tomorrow!

15. Whether you are in love or laid off, you should be romantic and carefree. Valentine's Day is a festival of love and a paradise for lovers. Happy Valentine's Day to you and your lover!

16. Some people can't speak when they are lonely, and some people talk a lot when they are lonely. Loneliness means that you breathe at a certain depressed rhythm, and loneliness means that you want to escape from yourself now.

17. What is happiness? Is to hide your sadness and smile at everyone.

18. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

19. Smiling when you are happy can relax your tight chest and make people shine at the moment. Cry when you are sad, let troubles and sadness flow out with tears, and feel refreshed; Life is like this, face it calmly and live happily every day.

Don't make any noise when you say goodbye. After all, he will be sad after they have been together for so long, but he is smarter and doesn't want to tie you or his tomorrow. Let's get together and part. In the future, we will still be friends.

2 1. Without him, and the whole world, you will be the most beautiful flower in the rose garden, and there will always be people who understand beauty left for you.

22. Leaving makes things simple, people become kind, and like children, we start over.

23. People are precious because of sincerity, and feelings are beautiful because of truth. People are promoted because of setbacks, and things are better because of shortcomings. Life is not afraid of doing wrong, as long as you are sincere and try your best, life is enough. I send my best wishes. You are so beautiful!

24. Don't think that fate is unfair to you. Now that you have come to the world, you must bravely venture into the sea; Only dare to struggle, thorns will be woven into songs; Only after experiencing a lot of pain can life make us fully mature.

25. Regret is an emotion that consumes the spirit. Regret is a bigger loss than loss and a bigger mistake than mistake, so don't regret it.

26. The past page, if you can't turn it, don't turn it. If you turn over the dust, you will lose your eyes.

27. It is yours and will always be yours; It's not yours. No matter how you earn it or rob it, it won't belong to you.

28. People who are lovelorn are the most lonely, so they have to concentrate on piano, chess, painting, film and magazines, and unconsciously their self-cultivation and petty bourgeoisie sentiment have been cultivated and improved.

29. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to win him; If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

30. When fantasy confronts reality, it is always very painful. Either you are knocked down by pain or you step on it.

3 1. Don't be sad, don't despair, there are so many friends to accompany you on the road ahead.

32. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have really forgotten what you tried to forget.

33. There is a feeling that when I have insomnia, I always admit that I am lovesick. There is a fate that I always believe is eternal after waking up from my dream; There is an eye that always sees attachment when breaking up; There is a feeling that you will always be lost after leaving.

34. Choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.

35. When wild animals are injured, they can run to the cave to hide, then lick the wound and stick to it, but once asked, they can't stand it.

36. wave your hand and let the shadow dissipate; Nod your head and let your confidence fill your chest; Clench your fist and let the strength continue to extend; Hold your head high and keep your morale high. I believe you will get out of the swamp of life and make a wonderful life!

37. People always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

38. If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

39. We laughed and said that we stayed in the same place in time, but in fact we had already been swept away silently by the torrent.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

Excerpts from classic sentences of divorce lawyers.

Excerpts from classic sentences of divorce lawyers.

1, the moment he hugged me, I was a little scared because I couldn't figure out the picture of spending the rest of my life with this person, and I didn't expect what would happen in the future. I keep asking myself, what's wrong with you? Why? This is not everything you have been waiting for. It's finally here. Why don't you feel anything? I think it may be too late. Those deceptions destroyed my trust and dependence on him.

You won all the lawsuits. How do you care? -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

You know how crazy mistress is now, and you dare to sue Yuan Pei in court. -Miao Jinxiu's divorce lawyer

4. In court today, it's not about personality, but about professional level-divorce lawyer Chi Haidong.

The easiest way to forget someone is to like another person-AK divorce lawyer.

6. "Forgive others and forgive others. No one can spare him, just spare him, because he is a relative of the child. " Divorce lawyer

7. The best thing is to be together. Divorce lawyer

8. I think the best relationship between men and women is friends, and each can think of the other. If it is far away, we can lean on it; If we are close, we can take a step back-Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer.

9. Hey, will you stop putting the lawyer thing in front of your mother? -Luo Gu's "Divorce Lawyer".

10, can her mother play Bao Gong? Her mother plays Wang Boqi Haidong's divorce lawyer at most.

1 1, 2, she (Jiao Yanyan) ah, whoever has money will have a good relationship with him. The more money, the more feelings-Pan Xiaogang's divorce lawyer

12. A man who comes to accompany his wife will be laughed at by his friends. Do you want me to look like a coward? Divorce lawyer

13, believe in love, believe that love will die. Divorce lawyer

14, after Chi Haidong's divorce case lost: "This lawsuit lost and won. If she is not allowed to die, how can she start a new life! " So he left home on purpose, man! Divorce lawyer

15, Wu Wenhui: "The spirit of law is not to believe, but to doubt. If we believe that everyone is a good person, then we don't need to make laws, we just need morality. " Luo Kun: "The basic principle of law is honesty, not hurting others, and giving everyone what they deserve." Divorce lawyer

16, 1, I beg you (Wu Wenhui), don't let me live so humble-Luo Kun's Divorce Lawyer.

17, 1. In my opinion, the biggest gain in marriage is true feelings-divorce lawyer in Luo Kun.

18, we are lawyers, and we should treat everyone in a fair position. The third party is a human being and has human rights! -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

19. Some lawsuits have to be fought even if they know they will lose. Litigation is not to win, but to safeguard dignity, fairness and justice. Divorce lawyer

20. Man, it's all because you are not free and your desires are expanding, just like when you are in a cage, you are your ego, and I am talking about my ego. The bigger my ego is, the tighter my cage is, and the more uncomfortable it is. Even if you raise your desire particularly strongly and burst this cage, there is still a stronger cage waiting for you, that is, let go of your desire and shrink my ego to. Yourself is smaller than the gap in this cage, so you can get out of this cage. What if I still encounter a smaller cage? Then I'll completely dissolve the divorce lawyer.

2 1, 1. When I first came to this city, I was full of ambition. In my opinion, the future is mine and I am the future. Love and career vanished overnight, and I realized that the future was always in God's hands. I was in shock for the rest of my life. Love, can I still trust you? Marriage, go to hell! -Rowe's divorce lawyer

As lawyers, we regard our clients as our relatives. What we have to do in court is our duty, and what happens in the life of the parties is our obligation-Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

23. I never thought that life was so wonderful and beautiful. -Tang Meiyu divorce lawyer

24. If I'm not mistaken, this must be something your boyfriend borrowed from her house ... Excuse me! Divorce lawyer

25. Sometimes politics and marriage have the same effect, and it has nothing to do with technology. The most important thing is that you should stand on the emotional side of the client and defend your client, Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer.

26. Pan Xiaogang: "I used to get married and have children, but now I want to get married when I have children. Divorce used to be too difficult. Now I want to leave and divorce freely. This is the progress of society. " Luo Kun: "The freedom of divorce and the initial abandonment are two different things." Divorce lawyer

27. I have no career, no husband, no home, no love, only money. Am I happy? Can I be happy? Divorce lawyer

28. People often say that when God closes a door for you, he will definitely open a window for you elsewhere. Later, I found that when God closed that door, he also closed that window-Luo Gu's Divorce Lawyer.

29. Look at your gossip. Sister Zhang is your best friend. Divorce lawyer

30. Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, mouse begets hole-Zheng Tianya divorce lawyer.

3 1. Why mediation? Mediation means giving in to others. What's the purpose, eating people's heads or serving tea? In order to make people happy, this article was turned over. -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

32. I think men have the responsibility to make money to support their families; Women are not only responsible for shopping, beauty, shopping and spending money. -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

33. From then on, autumn clouds and spring water, Qian Shan dusk snow, each treasure. Divorce lawyer

34. Nowadays, marriage is sometimes complicated, not a product of men and women, but a social need. Divorce lawyer

35. Male animals pursue female animals in order to have the most powerful gene pool. To put it simply, this man pursues women in order to develop that kind of relationship. Once that relationship is not established, men basically turn around and leave. If a woman insists on establishing a pure friendship relationship, a man just needs to deal with it-Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer.

36. Marriage is an investment, and I have to make money quickly. The more independent a woman is financially, the less she needs marriage. Investing in men is better than investing in yourself-divorce lawyer in Luo Chen

37. We are from the countryside. We don't know anything unless we talk about it. But we act on our conscience. We are talking about human feelings-divorce lawyer in Gu Wei.

38, 1, can you squeeze the bus? Do you want to take the subway? Would you like to work the night shift? Can you get up early? Even if you can be gorgeous, I tell you, you will be an aunt in a few months. This aunt is very young. Divorce lawyer

39. Who is the underworld? If you gain weight and shave your head, he is a triad.

40. Work is no more important than marriage. Why do you think some people call marriage a lifelong event and no one calls work a lifelong event? Divorce lawyer

4 1, as long as you have loved, you should be grateful and give your love to each other. If one day you don't love, people who have loved must not hate because they don't love. -Hong Tao's divorce lawyer

42. My object is a chronic patient who is still in the womb. Divorce lawyer

43, 1, starting from today, we are married, rich or poor, we will love each other. Whether in health or disease, we will persist in adversity and never give up. (Marriage vows of Cao Gankun and Tang Meiyu) Divorce lawyer

44. One way to free yourself is to let go of your desire and shrink me. Shrink it to a size smaller than this gap, and you can come out of the gap in the cage. -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

45. The clothes are ok, but the model is too bad. It would be better if it were my daughter-in-law, Cao Gankun's divorce lawyer.

46. For example, my wife. Yes, it is natural beauty, no need to dress up, unkempt and without losing the national color! Divorce lawyer

47. Emotion is a terrible thing. If you don't say it, there will be no divorce lawyer.

48. Dong Dahai said: Bao Gong is so thoughtful. He gave Qin Xianglian money and arranged to send her home. But Qin Xianglian refused to do it, so he had to kill Chen Shimei. Chen Shimei would rather be killed than go home with Qin Xianglian. Should this woman also reflect on herself? Divorce lawyer

49. Why do you women want to play yourself as a victim? Do we men have no youth? Our youth is only once, and we can't spend time with others after you. Why must we break up and pay for the loss of youth? Where do we get the loss? We have nothing to lose. "divorce lawyer"

50. Is there no everlasting love in the world? -AK "divorce lawyer"

5 1, 1, brother My motto is: What is not a matter, it is a temporary matter-Cao Gankun divorce lawyer

52. Can vegetarianism really completely break my mind? -Rowe's divorce lawyer

53. Have you seen Detective Crane? There is always only one truth: God knows-Pan Xiaogang's divorce lawyer.

54, 2, can be together can be separated, have you ever seen anyone who can't get out in the toilet? -Chi Haidong's divorce lawyer

55. Can people be like animals? Will animals support the elderly? Do you fight for mating rights once a year? If people are divided according to physical attributes, female animals in the animal kingdom can catch whoever they want! Divorce lawyer

Men are value-added assets. Every time I win a lawsuit, I add value. Women are like Wall Street. As time goes by, the stock price plummets and the age drops.

We want to make money, but you can't ruin my major. Why do we call this arch fire? I demand that the client strive for the best interests-divorce lawyer of Luo Xuhui's mother.

To be a good lawyer, you can't trust anyone, even your client, the divorce lawyer in Wu Wenhui.

59. What is an animal? It is not as good as an animal. If I were an animal, I wouldn't do it. -Dong Dahai's divorce lawyer

60. Look how happy your generation is. Going to the toilet is so luxurious, diapers are platinum! Divorce lawyer

Sentences about divorce talk about divorce.

1. Listening to two and a half children attacking local gold in the elevator. When I went out to walk the children, I saw several aunts mocking the young women passing by and carrying a big bag for vanity. I think that an old classmate of mine always likes to laugh at the explosion of luxury cars, and another divorced relative thinks that online happiness is the most TM tacky. Regarding this incident, I think you have at least got a lot of things, or you have the ability to get them, so you are qualified to look down on them. Nei Nei

They lived together for three years, but finally divorced in strange bedfellows.

3. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, I am ill, and so are you. It's a pity that you recovered. I'm sorry for cure a disease.

4. Many unhappy marriages are just a long struggle after the death of love. Obenswald Schwartz

5. Domestic violence means that the perpetrator deprives the victim of economic and physical rights. If the husband always says that his wife is ugly and unattractive, it is also a kind of domestic violence and emotional violence.

6. Irish marriage is not allowed to divorce, but you can choose to have a fixed number of years until, and if you don't renew it, you will automatically leave your job. However, the shorter the time, the higher the cost. One year's registration fee is equivalent to more than 10,000 yuan, and one year's registration fee is only RMB. Choosing a year means that you don't know anything about marriage, so I will give you a thick marriage book to study, while choosing a year only has a piece of paper that simply says: I wish you a long life together. How many years of marriage will you choose?

7. Even if the client is Pan Jinlian, since you are Pan Jinlian's attorney, you should defend her from Pan Jinlian's standpoint.

8. After you leave, you will think of a lonely picture. Please forget it. When love leaves, please say a blessing to her. After all, you loved it.

9. It is said that girlfriend is the scientific name of lover, which is solemn and solemn, just like rose is biologically called woody compound leaf plant of Rosaceae, or the legal term for divorce is divorce by agreement.

10, I once secretly liked you! But since I am divorced, why can't I be accepted?

1 1. How many tears does love need to water to grow into a strong forest?

12, like a man, it is better to like those cats and dogs.

13, don't fall in love with a married man who swore to abandon his wife and children and marry you. If they really have no feelings, they will naturally divorce, instead of telling you something inexplicable all day.

14, you have your position and I have my interests.

15, marriage is often not as beautiful as people think, and divorce is often worse than people think.

16. Now that the new society has come and women have been liberated, I have to divorce you.

17, your sentence I love you, how many times have you said it and how many people have changed?

18, the only time my wife and I had an orgasm at the same time was when the judge signed the divorce agreement.

19, I've been waiting for a long time, and we'll go together after you say, but it's a mirage.

20. She saw through Li Houlin, the so-called diamond prince. She is so fake that she doesn't even have a chance to develop into a potential stock. She learned this lesson and made her divorce public.

2 1. It is not uncommon for couples to have a breakdown before marriage. The man was forced to regret by the woman's request for 250, and the woman regretted it and ran after the man's ass desperately. This result is not dreamy at all. There is no other meaning in saying this. I will share it with you.

22. You have nothing to do all day and ask me if I love you. Let me prove it to you. How can I prove it to you?

23. If you want to live a good life, only two people will combine, because half a ball can't roll up, so the important task of every adult is to find the right half.

24. Even in the best marriage, there will be 200 thoughts of divorce and 50 impulses to strangle each other in one's life. Even in the happiest job, there will be the idea of quitting 200 times, and 50 times of entanglement and persistence is the best quality.

25. When I was a child, my father always beat my mother when he came back from drinking. At that time, he could do nothing but cry. When he grows up, he can't stand it anymore. He shouted to his poor mother, Do you love him? Divorce him if you don't love him. Don't be such a loser! Mom choked for a long time and said to him with tears: Mom doesn't love him, but she loves you.

26. Unfortunately, love is when two people who love each other get married, but later find out that they are out of proportion and can't live happily together. (Norwegian playwright) Icahn

27. When you are in love, money is used to buy romance instead of beautiful clothes. When you get married, you should use money to worship rice, oil and salt to solve the problem of diaper.

28, in fact, marriage is like two hedgehogs in the winter, close to each other will hurt, neither too tight nor too cold! You have to pull out each other's thorns to get close and live a good life!

29, people, or their own money is the most reliable, this year, it is better to rely on themselves.

Don't cry easily, there are not so many people who love you in the world.

3 1, your mother has this wonderful logic besides you in the world.