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Teachers' Day greetings are humorous.

1, there was a sincere concern before me, but I didn't cherish it. If God can give me another chance, I will say to you: Thank you, teacher!

2. Teacher, whenever I get hurt, I always think of your teachings; Teacher, when I am lonely, you always give me too much warmth; Today, your holiday has come. I want to thank you. I hope you will live younger and have a better holiday.

3. Hello, teacher! It's not because you always call you teacher, but because people always believe that "ginger is still old and spicy".

4. Time flies. It's been a year since graduation. Only when I set foot on the society can I understand that everything you say is true. Here, your disciples say thank you! Thank you for your education for so many years.

If I were a poet, I would write poems with enthusiasm and praise the vastness and profundity of the sea. And dedicated to you-my broad-minded and knowledgeable teacher.

6. There may be thousands of miles of ice and snow in Wan Li, but your holiness and warmth make us believe that there is no winter in life. Teacher! I am forever grateful to you! Bless you!

7. This is even more powerful. Even the exclusive secret recipe has been taken out, and the strength is not small: this is a "happy" brand greeting, which is made exclusively and of high quality. It has the effects of eliminating anxiety, relieving fatigue, prolonging life, eliminating diseases and disasters, and making money. One day you receive it, you will be happy for one year. Teachers must remember Happy Teachers' Day, otherwise it will be invalid!

8. Teacher, you are like a spring rain, nourishing me with little by little knowledge. Teacher, you are like a golden key, leading me into the treasure house of knowledge. Teacher's Day is coming, and your students say thank you! Thank you very much

9. You are not an actor, but you attract our hungry eyes; You are not a singer, but let the clear spring of knowledge tinkle and sing charming songs; You are not a sculptor, but you are shaping the soul of young people ... Teacher, how can I forget you!

10, Teacher's Day is coming, teachers, hello everyone! I wish you a happy, healthy, happy and successful holiday and all the best!

1 1, in life, there are not many people to thank, and only you can have the same status as your parents; Because you taught me the truth and principles of how to be a man; Everything is only gratitude and gratitude! I wish you happiness forever!

12, dear teacher, thank you in this life; For a long time, you have warmed my heart like the sun, making me feel that wealth can hardly buy your regret; You gave me the honor of my life. Teacher wishes you a happy holiday!

13, your efforts are our motivation, our success is your pride, but we will be proud of you!

14, the teacher asked: How did your roommate Xiao Chen get hurt? We made a bet to see who could lean farther out of the window, and he won.

15, school starts! Teacher's Day is also here! At this time, have you been busy preparing lessons, are you still wearing glasses and working hard under the desk lamp, teacher! Don't work too hard. We will study hard this semester and repay you with excellent results.