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Now that I think about my junior high school life, I feel really sad and want to reminisce about it, but I just don’t want to do it again. I think back then, Yuanyuan’s academic performance was so good that I couldn’t even catch up. She scored more than 10 points in Chinese and science was easy, so there was no gap. According to the current examination room arrangement, I would only be able to take the second exam at most. room, so I always feel oppressed. Seeing her now, she seems to feel a sense of loss. It is difficult for me to notice that she is in the first examination room. I hope she can catch up. At least she was the best student in the class and was not a so-called "learning difficulty student".

About junior high school teachers. First of all, Zhong Rong, she is the most sharp-eyed teacher I have ever seen, even better than our CJP. I remember one time when she was giving a lecture, she suddenly pointed out loudly and clearly that Wang Yuezhen was writing a series of tutoring books. She could even tell where she was in the series. I admired her! So no one dares to do tricks in chemistry class. Her character is like Mr. Qian. I remember one time when she was giving a lecture and said that the quality score must be multiplied by "100". I thought it was troublesome, but she heard me: "Is it troublesome? If it is troublesome, three points will be deducted!" So I never gave up. I dare not write anymore.

Secondly, Qian Liewei has the longest taste. He came into the classroom every day, pretending to be self-study at noon, and then quietly wrote one or two questions on the blackboard. So I put down the homework I was doing and couldn't help doing (can't help doing) and reluctantly took out the He wrote it down in his notebook, and then he started talking seriously until class. Now it seems that this practice has not been practiced in high schools, and it seems that only special teachers do it. Also, when he gave lectures on topics, especially geometry, in the later stage he only talked about ideas and did not write about the process, which was even better than the teachers in high school. What's even more amazing is that his lesson plans only have questions and no process. Every time he teaches a question, he has to come up with it in a twist (xuàn) (Is it because the questions in junior high school are very simple?). When doing gymnastics, he wanted to teach Yang Tong a lesson, just kick him, it was amazing! He has always despised cultural activities, class reviews, and sports events, and he is even worse than the CJP. Every time he takes an exam, he first says: "Cheating is shameless!" Then he goes to the office to drink tea. When get out of class is over, he goes back to the classroom to collect papers. He is quite cool and cool. I have never encountered him in high school. When he was about to graduate in the third grade of junior high school, he often said: "Being a class teacher is too tiring. I will never be a class teacher in the next semester!" So one day Yuanyuan said to him with a smile: "We hope you will be a class teacher again in the next semester!" This expresses dissatisfaction with him)" - out-of-print dialogue! Let’s talk about his classic jokes: ① At the sports meeting of the second grade of junior high school in Xijiao Stadium, we lined up on the track. Suddenly Qian Lao saw someone who didn’t like him, so he walked over and wanted to kick him, but unexpectedly his leather shoes flew away. ! I can't remember how he was so embarrassed to pick up the leather shoes. ②After Zhang Xiaomei took physics in the last class, water accidentally spilled on the podium. We deliberately did not wipe it up, so when Mr. Qian walked into the classroom, he habitually cursed: "Who did this?" So " Gua Wa Zi" naturally refers to Zhang Xiaomei.

Regarding Zhou Qin, I now feel that his lectures are boring and not as passionate as those in high school. She likes to hit people, and she will hit them if they misbehave, such as Sun Zeyang (and Yuanyuan, it seems...). But overall she's okay.

Regarding Zhang Xiaomei, she taught very well, especially her blackboard writing, which taught me to take notes in an organized manner. As for when her experiment failed, I have no memory.

There seems to be nothing to say about Rong Liru. She has a fairly gentle temper and teaches well.

Let’s talk about a few characters in 0506. Sunshine, Du Qingwei, Xiao Si, Song Sijia: they all love to laugh. Tian Yuan and Gong Jian: all-rounders in study, literature and art, and both are monitors. Among them, Gong Jian is very good at English, good at writing, good at sports, and has a wide range of interpersonal relationships. Gong Jian, Tang Heyu, Ouyang Ge and me: four of the few boys in the class who study well. Because of his personality and surname, Tang Heyu was nicknamed "Duck", and he accepted it! Liao Shiyu: The tallest girl in the class, "Duck" likes to call her "Pole". Unexpectedly, he won the prize in the modeling competition when he was in the first grade of junior high school. Zhang Xiaolong and Mao Yifei: typical impetuous characters, not practical. Tang Cheng and Wang Xinyi: silent type, but good at studying.

Deng Ting: She is also an excellent student. She ranked first in her grade in the first semester of junior high school. She is relatively quiet. Hu Xiao and Ke Yue: They are in the same class with me now and are quite lively. Tang Xin (now known as Tang Linjun): I am a friend. She loves to learn and wants to participate in computer competitions. She is a good person, but she has no results. Xu Shu: I often visit his home. He has a good character and can play the piano, but his grades are average. Ren Xiangnan: He studied as hard as Tang Cheng, but failed to achieve results. He is a four-wheel drive expert and a military enthusiast. Sun Zeyang: He is as active as a monkey. He made several jokes in the first issue. He is as good at playing table tennis as Mao Yifei.

Okay, that’s all. Summarize the experience and lessons learned in junior high school, and hope to get better and better in the future

Just change the person’s name

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