Funny classic good sentences

1) I wish I could block Tencent news, at least it won't make me happy.

2) There are too many liars now. In the afternoon, I heard a man in the street say that I was dying of heat. I'm too kind to be afraid of her accident. He followed her for three blocks and didn't die!

3) If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

4) You should live well, for those who want you to live well, and for those who want you to die soon.

5) My friend asked me to transfer money to him, and I accidentally pressed a phone number. Forget it, just call more often.

6) You give me herpes, and I will live and die together.

7) When I get rich, I will buy 100 million bicycles for everyone in China. I take the bus by myself?

8) I also want to look down on myself, but my weight doesn't allow it.

9) You never know how much I love you, because you never read my published news and articles.

10) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart!

Complete works of funny classic good sentences

1) One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

2) I lost weight with great success. Look, my three chins are sharp!

3) The trouble with chocolate is that it's gone after eating.

4) Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

5) If my friends can sell for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

6) A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

7) The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

8) Women show their generosity first, while men dare not be stingy.

9) Living in bed, dying in bed, and wanting to live and die are also in bed.

10) After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer.

1 1) No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.

12) wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on the road, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women that have not been killed. Tell her to go back to sleep

13) My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.

14) You can't have your cake and eat it.

15) An expert looks at the doorway, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.

16) There are no roadside wildflowers, step on it!

17) Don't leave me for too long. I am afraid that the next time you suddenly appear in front of me, I will laugh and cry in front of everyone.

18) The most affectionate gaze in my life gave me my mobile phone.

19) People can play with snot bubbles when they are bored.

I don't want to die. To put it mildly, cherish life; To put it mildly, it is fear of death.

2 1) The cashier said there was no change. Here are two plastic bags for you!

22) When a woman is looking up at the sky, she doesn't want to look for anything, she is just lonely.

23) I wish you happiness in my mouth, but I hope you blow it off in my heart.

24) I suddenly found myself mature when I bought underwear. Why?

25) The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

26) I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

27) I am in Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in Jianghu.

28) Take other people's road, leaving others with no way out.

29) I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked in too many chefs for several years!

30) I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

3 1) In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to handsome boy village and became the village head as I wished.

32) Get off the line at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

33) Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?

34) I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have lost the Nobel Prize for a long time, and I won the Oscar Award for Lifetime Stealth.

35) We want to fly in heaven, two birds use one wing, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

I can't give you happiness, but I can comfort you!

37) Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

39) I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm.

40) Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

Funny phrases and good sentences _ Funny sentences

Funny short sentences and good sentences _ Funny short sentences _ 1, you can't eat sorrow at one bite, you can only eat fat people.

2, what you get is low-level happiness, and what you don't want is high-level happiness.

3, thinking lavishly, enough is enough in life.

The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird.

There is only one me on the earth, so everyone should love me!

6. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

7. Opportunity is like a virgin, it is rare.

8. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

9. Meng De, is your mother all right? (declined to be translated into modern Chinese! )

10, if only your parents had spent those ten minutes walking.

1 1. The person you love with reservations may be the most lovable person.

12, with you, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours.

13, youth is like dandelion. It seems to be free, but it can't help itself.

14. If you ignore me, I will become a dog.

15, life is interesting, because life is always fucking playing with me!

16, life grinds us round, in order to let us roll further.

17, the fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

18, the only thing in this world that you can get for nothing is age!

19. Spitting is used to count money, not to make sense.

20. Why do orangutans have big nostrils? Because its fingers are thick.

2 1, my life is a straight line, turning to meet you.

22. We can't fly because we take ourselves too seriously.

23. We only have one earth, so everyone should take care of it.

24. I never hold grudges. I usually report it on the spot.

25. If the heart has no place to live, it will wander everywhere!

As soon as Adam came back late from overtime, Eve counted his ribs.

27. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

28. Love is a psychotropic drug. You can only continue, but don't try to quit

29. It is not reliable to pin your future on someone.

30. Don't take the speed of playing video to challenge the technology of high cough.

3 1, don't pretend to be superman in front of me, because your underwear doesn't look good.

Take the initiative in everything, such as climbing the wall and other almonds.

33, the season of black silk flooding, let us these thick legs?

The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

35. See scars as dimples before marriage and dimples as scars after marriage.

36, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

37. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix kindergartens!

38. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

39. Qu Wanting's uncle said that you existed in her aunt's mind.

40. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first!

4 1, life is like a play, it all depends on acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

42. Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

43. If the answer was a virtue, I would have become a saint.

44, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and love to fight will win a hair.

45, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.

46. Sleep is for practical work, and work is for practical sleep.

47. Time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

48. The so-called successful woman is NB during the day and N at night.

49. The so-called perfect marriage is that the man is finished and the woman is beautiful.

50. The weakest star in the sky also has the right to strive for the most beautiful glory.

5 1, God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still hurts my heart and bones.

52. Take off my clothes. I am an animal. When I put on my clothes, I am the devil wears Prada.

53. Only women and English are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find!

Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

55. Handsome and able to drive, that's chess, money and a house, that's a bank.

56. I knew it was so difficult to find a girlfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

57. The eternity of diamonds is based on the love of two people!

58. I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid I'll be surprised if I open the lid and enjoy another bottle.

Don't be so nice to me that I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.

Don't let others get you easily, or you will be easily forgotten.

6 1, mom said: it's nothing to be lovelorn once, but to start over.

62, there is no other half 100, only two people have 50 points.

63. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil. The famous flower is taken, and the hoe is ruthless.

64. What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

65. The person you love desperately may be the least worthy of love;

66. Women are only good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

67. Friendship can last only if friends keep their distance.

68. Beauty can only provide eyes for others, but it may not bring happiness.

69. Life is boring. It's just that there are more boring people. Very interesting!

After seventy or thirty, men are busy pretending to be mature, while women are busy with act young.

7 1, life is like an electrocardiogram. You want smooth sailing unless you die.

72. I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.

73. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

74. Once you learn to break the jar, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

75. Because you are sorry, I decided that this matter has nothing to do with you.

76. It's not just beautiful parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

77. One day you will be cooked by society, although you may not be a crab.

78, love to love to go but three words, not together, but sorry.

79. It is not life that determines what kind of taste, but taste that determines what kind of life.

80. People get moldy unconsciously, so don't be unconscious.

8 1, only to find that I fell in love with love instead of you.

82. Three elements of success: First, persistence. Two shameless. Third, insist on being shameless.

83. My brother's hair is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

84. Loneliness is a person's carnival; Carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

85. children One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

86. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a bitch who seduces a man.

87. A life that conforms to your nature is the best life. -Zhou

88. Tigers don't eat people without tiger nature, and people eat people without human nature.

89. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

90. You can't buy a car without accessories and make friends without credibility.

9 1. At first glance, you are not so good. If you look carefully, you might as well take a quick look.

92. You asked me to go out, and I went out. You told me to come back. I'm sorry I escaped.

93. Life is in bed, you die in bed, and you want to live and die in bed.

94, people can't take money into the grave. But money can take people to the grave.

95. There is no rehearsal in life, and every moment is live broadcast.

96. People can't decide who they will be tempted by, but at least they can decide whether to give up.

97. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

98. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure to beat him.

If a friend makes you angry, you still care about his friendship.

100, life can only be indifferent to the truth of peace if it can withstand peace.

Complete works of funny sentences and good sentences

1, you learn from Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online.

2, my future husband is definitely a road idiot, otherwise why can't I find it now!

Most people who change their signatures just want to write a sentence that suits their mood and show it to others.

4. Conductor: Give me a ticket for 20 10. My wife lost it there.

5. Good morning, good afternoon and good night. You don't know I'm uneasy without you.

6, you finally regret it, unfortunately, I don't want your retention (return) anymore!

7. I keep turning the QQ group on and off, turning it off and off, looking at those online people, but I can't find anyone to chat with.

8. Sorry, I can't see what you want.

9. In fact, people are mean. There are many people who love you and spoil you, and those who are as cold as ice are still chasing you!

10, please pay attention to men: don't try to reason with women. It is the fate of this planet that a creature can bleed for seven days a month and not die.

1 1. Is there anyone who can exchange dozens of short messages with TA every day, but it would be embarrassing to make a phone call!

12. Nowadays, children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

13, not afraid of sadness, most afraid of emotional.

14, I just want one person: when I say nothing, I know that I am not really nothing.

15, last night I dreamed that men all over the world had dysmenorrhea!

16, when you speak ill of me, can you: stop embellishing it and think it's cooking!

17, the person who makes you laugh to your heart is the one who loves you the most. The one who makes you cry your heart out is the one you love the most.

18, am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant! There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? Just this one!

19. Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

20. Who can recite my mobile phone number? Who can recite my QQ? Who knows my birthday? Who knows what I'm afraid of. Who remembers what I like?

2 1, a man's proudest person is not how many women he has, but how many men his women are willing to reject for him.

22. Is there anyone like me who has nothing to do with the computer but doesn't want to turn it off?

23. Have you found that excellent people are generally single?

24. I hate myself for waiting for your news for a long time, and the result is "Oh". Do you think I'm telling a story or a joke?

25. I am very narrow-minded, jealous and jealous. I don't know when I will suddenly go crazy and tie you directly to the Civil Affairs Bureau.

26. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

27. Actually, it's good to be single. You don't need to explain who you are with.

28. I clearly set up an online reminder, but I still can't help but see if I am online again and again!

29, my future husband, don't be so good to your current object, it's useless!

30. We can't finish chatting on QQ, but we can't say a word when we meet, just like strangers.

3 1, if you take the initiative for a long time, you will be tired, if you take care of it for a long time, you will collapse, if you are silent for a long time, you will suffer, and if you miss it for a long time, you will cry.

32. It's actually quite simple to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

33. I fell in love with my bed, but the alarm clock was jealous and always wanted to separate me from the bed.

34. Only a liar is sincere in the world: because he really cheated you!

35, not falling in love does not mean that no one wants it!

36. Don't keep loading and loading like a trash can.

37. When you fall in love, your wife's wife's. How many people are responsible?

38, talk about a love, one less friend.

I just found out that when I can't get through to you, the person who says "I'm sorry" is always moving.

40. Now I understand that the word "forget it" contains a lot of disappointment.

4 1, it's not that I don't delete you, I just want to see how you write your feelings for that woman.

42. I wonder whose name I will call when I am drunk.

43. You are only suitable for missing, not meeting.

One day, I will hold my strength in my hand and kill all the dogs that have betrayed me.

45. Some people used to be friends, but they can't even be friends after confession.

46. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, no one will chase you. It's yours.

47. In fact, a capable man is used to his woman until other men can't stand it!

48. I'm too lazy to even change the person in my heart!

49. Have you ever said that you are offline? In fact, you are using stealth instead of online!

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you.

5 1. Don't see through me, or you will lose all interest in me.

A man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman.

53. Do you believe it or not: Someone will carefully look at every status of you, including every reply below, but don't say a word.

54. May I kiss you? Woman: No! Man: What did I ask just now? Woman: May I kiss you? Man: Right, right!

55. Sometimes, I ignore you to make you pay attention to my existence.

Interesting short sentences and good sentences

Funny short sentences and good sentences _ 1, the plan of our generation, the death is random.

The only thing I can afford now is chopsticks.

I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

4. Laughter is a child, and coldness is a mystery.

5. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

6. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

7, there is urine when urine is straight, and there is no urine to shake the bird.

8. It is the uncle who has money, and it is the uncle who owes money.

9. So my rotten shoes were taken to make capsules?

10, minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.

1 1, love a person with your heart and hate a person with your feelings.

12, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

13, don't cry at my grave, it dirties my path of reincarnation.

14, don't sleep in class, just bury yourself on the wine table and get drunk.

15, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

16, when the wind blew ten feet, now the shoes are wet by the wind!

17, high-profile low-key male show, high-profile signs of being beaten.

18, sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the tutor is ruthless and I have feelings.

19. Looking at it, it's all goods. Who do you want to live with, sister?

20. April Fool's Day passed before I had time to confess.

2 1, drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

22. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh when you are unhappy.

The color of the money in your pocket determines your mood today.

24. Every woman is always mean to a man.

25, beauty makes people stop, and wisdom makes people stay.

26. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

27. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future!

28. Why do you get up so early? The nightclub hasn't opened yet!

29, poor Nike, Fuadi, rogue Armani.

30. People have backgrounds, so do we.

3 1, if measured by happiness, life is actually short.

32. If no one is really cute, you might as well love yourself.

33. Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and prostitutes don't know about extramarital affairs.

34. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

35. Tian Lingling, Lingling, and another ice cream.

36. If the sky is affectionate, it will be old. If people are affectionate, they will die long ago!

37. Why is my father Li Tie? I really hate that iron doesn't turn into steel.

38. It is never difficult to be a man, and it is never naive without being hit!

39. What is love in the world? Buddha said: Waste.

Our teacher said that you can't have your cake and eat it.

4 1, my life is decided by myself, not by God, and God will destroy me.

42. I feel lonely only when I miss you alone.

43. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

44. Low-key people In the real world, low-key guys are the most attractive.

Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

46. For most people, the power of mistresses seems irresistible.

47. There is nothing wrong with mistress. The mistake is that she can't stand the temptation.

48. You cry when you are sad, and you laugh when you grow up.

49, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

5 1, how about having a husband and scoring goals with the goalkeeper?

52. Money doesn't necessarily have a road, and you don't necessarily dare to touch grass.

53. Sometimes, some things are happier if you don't know them than if you know them.

54. In another hundred years, I will grow into a towering green onion.

55. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is no corner that cannot be dug down.

56, planting grass does not make people lie down, it is better to replant cactus!

57. The most painful pain is forgiveness, and the darkest black is betrayal.

58. Love is just pulling a beautiful calf when you are lonely.

59. If you don't belong to yourself, why care?

60, ugly, but ugly is special, that is, particularly ugly.

6 1, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

62. When you give up life, life will give up on you!

63. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

64. Just because you are unhappy, you should smile.

65. People who have no ability to pack force are those who have the ability to pack force.

66. If you say I'm a bad person again, I'll kill you with medicine!

67. The woman is China Merchants Bank and the man is China Construction Bank.

68. A woman chooses a gesture that makes her life irreplaceable.

69. Actually, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

70. People either go bad in debauchery or pervert in silence.

7 1, there is little truth in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

72. Whoever delays me for a while, I will make him regret it for life.

73, the so-called loyalty, just because the chips of betrayal are not enough! ()

74. I turned the whole world upside down just to straighten your reflection.

75. Doing nothing without doing it, doing nothing without doing it.

76. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck.

77. In love, the more you want, the more you lose.

78. I'm not afraid that my enemies are like tigers, but my teammates are like pigs!

79. Heaviness is the chip of life, and pain is the price of maturity.

80, ups and downs to see yourself, ups and downs to see friends.

8 1, when a boyfriend becomes someone else's boyfriend, it exudes charm.

82. When you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

83. It's all water. Why do you need wine? Why are you pretending to be sheep when you are all perverts!

84. The greatest love for your loved ones is to take care of yourself and stay out of trouble.

85. Various postures and tricks. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

86. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

When I saw you, I lost my appetite. What about sexual desire?

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

89. Women who mix well are sisters-in-law, and those who mix badly are bitches.

90. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

9 1, clap your head to make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

Please don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

93. after a long time, people are not old, and Lu Yao knows that horsepower is insufficient.

94. Don't take off her underwear without her wedding dress!

95. Life is not a dance troupe, and there is no version that loves life.

96. Although I am not in Jianghu, there are legends in Jianghu.

97. How many worries you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

98. I decorated her life Who will decorate my life?

99. I want to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.

100, a woman is masturbating, so she becomes Japanese!