Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - There are endless chores to do every day.

There are endless chores to do every day.

1, don't want to cook, don't want to do housework, don't want to read code words. I just want to buy a lot of junk food and eat and watch TV series on the sofa.

2, the heart is tired to a certain extent, and even the strength to be angry and care is gone.

I have never provoked you. Why do you provoke me? Since you started it, why did you give up halfway?

4. The wood said to the fire, "Hold me"! The fire embraced the wood, and the wood smiled and turned to ashes! The fire cried! Tears put out their own ... when wood falls in love with fire, it is doomed to be burned. ...

Working overtime for a day is tiring but full. If everyone feels tired from work or life, hold on, because you are going uphill.

6. Betrayal can't hurt you. What can hurt you is that you care too much. Breaking up can't hurt you, but memories can hurt you. Endless relationships can't hurt you. What can hurt you is hope. You always think that feelings hurt you, but in fact, the person who hurts you is always yourself.

7. If there is no wind, the cloud will lose half its elegant posture; If it is green, the world will lose it, it will be full of vitality, but if I were you, my world would have no color!

8. Then hate me. Remember me. Be a stranger. Go back to the original point. All right, back to square one. We are all tired.

9. Sometimes, if your heart is like a knife, you should smile brightly. Obviously very fragile, but so strong; Tears are rolling in my eyes, but I tell you that I am fine.

10, wine is used to anesthetize the nerves, but not the spirit. The more drunk, the more obvious the pain.

1 1, don't want to go downstairs to buy rice, don't want to cook, what should I do if I order takeout? Okay, hungry oh.

12, all who should come and all who should go. Don't cling to the past because it doesn't belong to you.

13, really like a person is that he doesn't meet your standards at all, and you still like her so much.

14. Keep working hard and stick to it. I have hunger and dreams. Although very tired, but very full. I hope my future life will be more exciting.

15, if one day, you are tired, you are tired, as long as you look back, my smile will be in front of you.

16, so tired. Do you know that I am promiscuous? Only once.

17, giving up is only a moment, but we spent too much time brewing.

18, everyone will be tired, and no one can bear all the sadness and fatigue for you, so people always have to learn to grow up for a while.

19, what's the charm? Charm does not lie in beauty. Beautiful women may not attract me, but I like dignified and elegant women. So you don't have to worry about not being beautiful enough.

20. trotting with pig teammates on a blind date. The girl said: "I have a bad personality, I can't do housework, I don't want to work, I like playing mahjong, I like eating snacks, I like losing my temper, I spend money indiscriminately, and I am willful." Can you accept it? " The pig teammate held back for more than half an hour and asked, "You ... just say if you can carry it."