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Looking at your cold eyes, I realized that I was an outsider.

First, nostalgia is the weakest thing in life.

Second, if you really love each other, you will be happy even if you eat cabbage and pickles every day.

Third, sometimes, what we think has no way out is actually the beginning of another life journey.

Fourth, the height of this thing, everyone is more than one meter, what is there to ask?

I suddenly don't know what to say when I dial your phone. Actually, I just want to hear your familiar voice. In fact, what I really want to dial is just a string in my heart.

6. I have gone through turbulent days, chased the debauchery in my dreams, lived a lot of life and death, but pretended nothing happened and crossed half the city just to see you.

I am waiting, not for the day when you come back, but for the day when I forget you.

Eight, no matter how far the future is, we walk together, how long the road is, we walk together, and every day with you is sunny.

9. Looking at your cold eyes, I realized that I was an outsider.

Ten, don't be too entangled in the present, and don't worry too much about the future. When you experience something, the scenery in front of you is different from before. Murakami Haruki

A kite will break one day, but as long as we guard it together, it will never break.

12. It's the emotional correction of wine, the grievance for yourself, the inability to be together, and the love for you.

Thirteen, no active contact, lost a lot of people.

Fourteen, forget it, forget it, do it if you can't.

Fifteen, he left you with a back, saying nothing about love, making you cry red.

Sixteen, a sense of security means that I am willing to trust you wholeheartedly, and at the same time you cherish my trust faithfully without reservation.

Seventeen, when I want to cry, I will close my eyes without tears, and then tell myself that I can still insist; When I am down, I can pretend to be myself, and then bravely tell myself that everything will pass.

18. When we grow up, we finally realize that the world may not be as beautiful as we imagined when we were young. People we love and things we care about may deceive us or leave us. We may lose our loved ones and be betrayed. However, we will still accept all the unpleasantness we don't want to face and live bravely.

Nineteen, after a long silence, I decided that I would not let go of your hand.

I'm not used to you, but I have no time to play with you.

Twenty-one, everyone will be icing on the cake, but it is difficult to give charcoal in the snow; Everyone has a short-term enthusiasm, but it is difficult to stay together for a long time.

Twenty-two, love is precious when it is divided, and many people don't know how to cherish it.

Twenty-three, a flower and a world, a tree and a bodhi.

24. What's it like to be short? Everyone can't lift their heads when they see me.

Twenty-five, I don't know when to start, the years are too hasty, and only happiness will slip away quietly.

In fact, sometimes the person you want most is the person you should leave most.

The person who doesn't seem to care about you has written everything he wants to say to you in the chat window, but he hasn't pressed the button.

No matter how happy a bachelor is, he will get married sooner or later. Happiness is not permanent.

Twenty-nine, some people say that it is not wrong to miss, but it is wrong to pass.

30. None of us met another person casually. After a long journey in Qian Shan, we all found each other. When our people grew up in the river, it was a short-lived karma. It wasn't an accident, it was our choice.

When I came out, I found my children's shoes looking at me with frightened eyes.

In the clinic, a mother asked the doctor: My daughter is going to have a final exam soon, and her study has declined recently. Is it related to her insomnia? No, just prescribe some sleeping pills! The doctor glanced at Lori, who was playing pesticide king, and said: No need to take medicine! As long as the mobile phone is confiscated, insomnia learning is not a problem, and even couples can be cured of insomnia!

Once, the unit sent me to a foreign school for training. Go to the toilet before training, thinking that you can get out of the toilet quickly while wearing pants. I didn't expect the water flushing the toilet to be more than one meter high, which scared my mother. I jumped into the cesspit and had to flush it several times before I came out. When I came out, I found my children's shoes looking at me with frightened eyes. . . . .

When I was in junior high school, I had a crush on a female classmate. One day, all the other students went for lunch break, only she and I were in the classroom, and they were talking and laughing. Suddenly I stopped to talk and looked at her quietly. Strange to say, I don't know why she closed her eyes and just sat there. I thought, "I can't sleep and keep talking." So I opened her eyes with my hand …

Recently, my mother-in-law came to play from her hometown and wouldn't let us drink and play games. We are both 60 years old, so we can only hide in the room to drink coke and play games in the name of going to bed early and getting up early. ...

My father scolded me this morning. I'm almost 30, and I haven't achieved anything yet. I just play all day to see who is in other people's homes and who runs the company with you. I said casually, you and Ma Yun are still big, look at others. Dad was silent and stared at me. Should I run? ...

Go to my father-in-law's house on weekends, and add my sister-in-law to my family of six. In the past two days, my mother-in-law has been entertained by big fish and meat, and she plays mahjong when she has time. The old couple took their two children to play. Sunday dinner, and finally meatball soup, I burped: "Mom, it's too greasy, why don't you want all tomato soup?" Mother-in-law's face was as heavy as water, and daughter-in-law whispered, "Hurry up, mom, let's eat and fuck off ..."

I went shopping with my husband today and saw a beautiful necklace! Just coquetry with my husband. . . Husband: "Then let's go and have a look." Continue to coquetry: "But the Lun family wants to see it every day!" The husband's face lit up: "I really can't help you!" " Looking at the envious eyes of the shop assistants, I was complacent. . . Husband picked up the phone, Kaka Kaka three continuous shooting! "all right! Let's go! Go home and make you a mobile phone desktop!

Today, I go to the station by bus. There are many aunts soliciting customers at the door, which is the kind of terminal room. One of them kept asking me, does this young man want a house? The price is 50 yuan an hour cheaper, and there are little girls! I was tired of being asked, so I stopped and looked at my aunt in a flattering spirit. Aunt, I think you are very cute. How much is it per night? Aunt first paused, then blushed, blushed. ...

After work, my best friend and I went to the supermarket, and I got a lot of money. I kept putting all kinds of snacks in my shopping cart. She looked around and didn't take anything. I asked doubtfully, those are delicious. What happened? She swallowed a mouthful of water: "I know, but I calculated that my monthly salary is 3,000, eight hours a day, and only one hour is 12.5 yuan. This package of Zizyphus jujuba is actually 16!" My heart is bleeding when I think that I will work for an hour for free today! "I ... . .

My aunt and sister began to ask me from time to time why I didn't bring my girlfriend back and when I got married. I am forced to do nothing, I am still young, I still want to play, I am too busy at work, I have not bought a house in Beijing, I am too poor, and I will say that I am gay! They replied with one voice: impossible! Didn't you say that gays are handsome?

Aunt He said to his wife, "Uncle Han, the neighbor, named his grandson Han, and Uncle Gao named his grandson Gaoke. We will have grandchildren soon. Why not give him a loud name? " Without thinking, Uncle He said, "Just call it a weapon!"

202 1 Love is sad. Talk about crying after reading it. I almost thought you were mine.

1, on the road of life, some things are inevitable, such as fate; Some things cannot be changed, such as love; Some are indelible, such as memory; Some things are hard to let go, such as love. It is better to face it bravely than to bear it passively. It is better to break out in struggle than to be lonely in silence. The harder the road, the more obstacles and the greater the risk. As long as you walk there, life will be more exciting.

2, you can have a well-thought-out plan if you look far away. Just look at the beautiful scenery in front of you, and it is difficult to see the mountains outside the mountain; See through. The world is bustling, all are famous, and the world is bustling, all for profit; Look down. Pessimism does not mean not making progress, not doing nothing, not pursuing nothing, but being peaceful, calm and peaceful, not taking pleasure in things, not taking sorrow for oneself, staying away from the hubbub, being close to nature and indifferent to it.

I can't give anything but my heart, but you just don't want it.

Time is like a pencil sharpener. We are all pens. If you haven't done anything wrong, you won't know what is right; People who have never experienced mistakes will not distinguish which talents are worth cherishing; You can't learn to cherish those precious things without meeting those dirty people or things. Thanks to those setbacks and unhappiness that have been with us, let us know where the light is.

There are three ways to solve all the problems. Accept, change and let go. If you can't accept it, change it If you can't change it, let it go.

Thank you for giving me a chance to say goodbye, as if I really had a choice.

7. The person you like at first sight almost thinks you are mine, and becomes a needle in the sea in blx, which makes you miserable.

8. Don't drink alone without me and don't come to me again. You should be happy, so I will accompany you here.

9. The dentist once said that letting go is like the moment you pull out a tooth, you will feel relieved, but your tongue will always lick into an empty tooth cavity several times a day involuntarily. If it doesn't hurt, it doesn't mean that you have completely ignored the vacancy left, and you will always miss it occasionally or even abnormally. It takes time to get used to it, but teeth will always be pulled out because it hurts too much. /Shuo Shuo/

10, force away the person you love most with insincere words and then grieve alone.

1 1. After he left, he suddenly felt free. No matter what he does in class, he is not afraid of being seen. The cuttlefish, who laughed unbridled, trembled and didn't care what image he had. He doesn't care at all if he doesn't go to the canteen to eat. He can just lift his bangs and pick out the chapped skin on his mouth. He doesn't have to deliberately create an encounter every day, and he doesn't have to worry about being discovered by the teacher or paying attention to other people's comments. But I have one thing. It hurts to see his desk and chair, it hurts to be mentioned by others, it hurts to think that I can't see him today, and it hurts to lose my temper. Going to every place related to him, there are memories in my mind, which is very uncomfortable.

12. After you left, I still gulped and laughed loudly. I just miss you. It's so sad.

13, blame me for being blind and stupid and loving him desperately. In the end, I lost my smile and couldn't go home, and I didn't fall behind.

14, you don't have to be brave, you don't have to lie, people who know you will naturally know who you are.

15, which was originally a beautiful beginning, why is the final ending so terrible?

16. A wrong beginning may not necessarily have a happy ending. Nothing in the world is certain. Everyone is moving, waiting, and slowly looking for it.

17, the real abandonment is probably that he won't delete your QQ, let alone your message, or blacklist your phone, but he still added your QQ, but he will never say a word to you again. She will answer your phone as usual, and then hang up, and won't pester you for as long as before. When I met you, I just smiled and said hello, instead of excitedly asking where you were going to accompany you as before. The real giving up is silent, and the more he shows off, the more he shows his hesitation.

18, I chose to break up, not because I didn't love him, not because I fell in love with someone else, but because I thought we could never go back.

19, maybe it's not him you can't let go of, but the past you've been taking seriously.

20. Don't think that returning to your space after breaking up is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit.

2 1, why are you obsessed with it? Is it because he is not cruel enough or because he is not stupid enough?

22. Don't trust memory so much. People inside may not miss you.

23. Disappointment. Disappointment over and over again gradually gives up. Even if someone mentions your name later, my face will not turn red.

In fact, the relationship between people is like a fish in water. Fish of different levels can't swim together, and people of different levels can't be true friends. Because, their own life perception is different, and their attitudes towards the world and nature are different. The feelings between friends should be peaceful and heartfelt, and don't try to control and master them. No matter how many sincere friends you have, you should cherish them with your heart and have more.

25, life, in the final analysis, still live a state of mind. In the journey of life, if you want to think about every day, you must learn to be a man; In the process of life, if you want to be happy, you must be calm! With sincerity, there will be a happy tomorrow; With an open company, there will be a chic day.

26, learn to be a strong girl, not artificial, not timid, how to live proudly.

27. Love is silent when you love deeply, and love is silent when you love deeply.

28, remind yourself every day, don't forget the ideal, don't forget the goal; Remind yourself every day, don't forget to study, don't forget to read; Remind yourself every day, don't forget tolerance and kindness; Remind yourself every day, don't forget your body and exercise; Remind yourself every day, don't forget beauty and happiness; Remind yourself every day not to forget your parents and relatives.

29. People who care about you don't care whether you are fat or not, but only whether you are healthy or not. People who love you don't care about your grades, only care about whether you are happy or not.

30. Smile masks sadness, and silence explains everything. Some people come to you and tell you what true feelings are; Someone tells you what hypocrisy is; Just like some people come to your side to give you warmth, and some people make you chilling.

3 1. Disappointment with friends mostly comes from each other's words and deeds, which can't meet his requirements. But I think friends can't be wanted, not at all, because we have no right.

32. The maturity of life is the improvement of consciousness. Some things, no matter how far we look and how fast we hold on to them, will eventually be lost. Some feelings, no matter how much we look at them and how deep we get into them, will eventually leave. Life, what doesn't belong to you will eventually be lost, and what doesn't belong to you will definitely leave.

33, feelings for a long time, not love, but dependence. When you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.

34. Losing your temper with the weak proves that you are not very strong.

35. Giving up is actually not much easier than persisting, just more convenient. Life is in a hurry, don't compromise, don't leave too many regrets for yourself, it's most important to live in the way you like, do what you like, pamper yourself and be a unique self.

It's not that I didn't take the initiative, but that I found my extra love. I have been indifferent to everyone for you.

1, I'm not afraid of any difficulties, I'm afraid your heart is not with me.

2, you don't love me at this intersection, it doesn't matter, I'll wait for you at the next intersection.

3. In the end, I walked through all the loneliness and loneliness by myself.

4. In the end, you will find that you are the only one who can really accompany you to the end and will not live up to yourself.

I used to be indifferent to everyone for you, but now I probably deserve it alone.

6. Why is the chat software so quiet? Because I once abandoned everyone for one person.

7. Whether two people can stay together for a long time depends not only on whether their hearts are firm enough, but also on whether the fate between you is deep enough.

8. We are not attached when someone is around, and we don't feel lonely when we are alone! This may be our best state!

9. A girl who can learn to be alone with herself is a girl with rich spirit.

10, there will always be someone, you know he is coming, and he will never leave.

1 1. When you go through the hardest time alone, two people are not so important.

12, the best love is icing on the cake. It's when you meet him when you're in good order. This is the right time to meet the right person.

13, the news about work is probably better than the news I sent.

14. In this era of mobile phones, if a person can disappear for more than one day, ta really doesn't want to reply.

15, it used to be a moth, but now it's hopeless to think about it.

16, not everyone in the world can talk to each other. What passes by is fate, and what passes by is guests.

17, all I want is a you from beginning to end. However, it is something that I will never achieve in my life.

18, if the other person doesn't love you, it's meaningless to persist for a long time. Don't waste all your time waiting, you will meet more people in the future.

19 and * * * people in the same room can be separated from Wan Li. You are in front of me, but you dare not reach out and touch it.

20. The furthest distance in the world is the distance between two hearts. Some people feel far away from their own hearts even if they are close to you.