An ugly self-deprecating sentence.

A self-deprecating sentence with ugly handwriting (I) 1. Flowers bloom like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

2. The hero is sad about the beauty pass, I am not a hero, and the beauty let me pass.

What can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along well with people who say I am stupid.

I looked at my yesterday and lost my tomorrow.

6. Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

7. Eat wild vegetables at home if you have no money; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

8. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

9. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

10. Never loiter in the dormitory before your roommate goes to bed, or you will be treated as a dog.

1 1. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

12. My eyes are not as "electric" as Tony Leung Chiu Wai, my figure is not as good as Aaron Kwok, and I am not as handsome as Andy Lau, but I laugh more evil than them. Because I am a man show man.

13. Some girls are like lotus flowers. Some girls are like peony flowers, noble and elegant. Some girls are like plum blossoms, cold and aloof. And you are fleshy.

14. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will feel pain without me.

15. I am in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

16. When comforting others, one set at a time. When coding myself, I just want to find a lasso.

17. I made a mistake ... this remorse in my heart! I completely forgot the most important point.

18. A city that is too dazzling is not suitable for watching the stars, just as your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

19. All tm bullshit, no ex, only widowed, what are you waiting for? Did you lie to me? Do you think I'm a fool? Really see through, no longer contact, you go, I have nothing to feel guilty about!

20. It is very sad to leave, very sad, very self-blaming, and very helpless. But I am sadder, more self-blaming and more helpless. I have no choice at all.

A self-deprecating sentence with ugly handwriting (2)1. There are two reasons for the emergence of leftover women: first, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

22. If the boss uses you, you are a talent; When not in use, it is layoffs.

23. Without you by my side, my heart is more sad than heartache.

24. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape if you change the channel.

25. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

26. Facing the people in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...

27. I just blame myself too much. This mistake is like a stone stuck in my heart and I can't digest it. As a victim, I have been so sincerely hoping for forgiveness and reconciliation. Why should I be so cold? Can one thing really overturn all your efforts? When and how can you put down this stone in your heart?

28. I always feel like mud, and when it rains, it becomes mushy.

29. Without love, I would be like a lonely boat. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

30. Be happy for happiness, and be sad for sadness.

3 1. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

32. Although I look abnormal, I am actually old and talented!

33. If a man doesn't help you put on a wedding dress, you can give him a cassock.

There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted

36. Two ramshackle houses; Someone who speaks with a southern accent and a northern accent.

37. You can't even control what time you sleep, but you still want to control your life? You don't even brush the bowl, but you still want to brush the presence? Your problem is that you know everything, but you are lazy.

38. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!

39. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always some things, some things they don't like, and they still like/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

40. It didn't hurt at all to fall down the stairs today. Fortunately, there was so much meat cushion.

Laugh at yourself and tease yourself with humorous sentences.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

2. Who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

6. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

8. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.

9. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it will be.

13. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

14. It will be buried before you know it.

15. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies, you will grow up in a year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

19. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 2 1. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

22. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

23. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

29. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

3 1. Are you really happy? scold .......

What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

36. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

40. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

Laugh at yourself for forgetting.

Forgotten self-mockery (1) 1. Come on, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

The man had gold under his knee, so I cut off all his legs and didn't even find a copper coin.

3. There are sentences about self-mockery.

4. Smoking a cigarette shortens life span by 5 seconds, and smiling will prolong life span 10 seconds, so every time I smoke, I will smile and earn back 5 seconds for my life.

Why should I blame myself again and again before you start school?

6. What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

7. I loved a girl, and we were entangled for a long time. Every day, we have to bicker and fight and drink salt soda together. Until one day she suddenly left without leaving a word. On the day of parting, I felt guilty. I know it's a mistake for him to be around me, because I can't give her the happiness she wants. Maybe it was a mistake for her to leave, but he must choose one to tell himself which mistake is more worth making.

8. It's better for you to buy me 10 cigarettes than for me to go for one night-it's always a good deal.

9. I made a stingy mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet. Don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear. As long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.

12. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's exhausting to protect double-digit deposits with six figures.

13. I am a special person. I am an ordinary person, so I am an extraordinary person.

14. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

15. I have always loved you, from ignorance to maturity, from impulse to silence. Thank you for giving me empty happiness.

16. Before I got married, I was like a free bird. Now it's a chained dog!

17. I am incompetent and can't make you like me.

18. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

19. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

20. I like to make friends with 2B, as long as I get along with people who call me stupid.

Laugh at my forgetfulness (2)1. I regret not seeing you all my life, and I regret seeing you all my life.

22. Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to do anything.

23. Every time you look through his Weibo, you want to know all his past. You are not jealous, but sad and affectionate. He never gave it to you.

24. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

25. I am a wolf from the south. This society never appreciates this style, preferring moderation and stability. So I have been working hard for decades.

26. In the future, whenever someone is half like you, I will try my best to be nice to him.

27. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

28. Some things are not that I don't care, but what should I do if I care.

29. Fantasize that you are a mysterious figure who saves the world but hides merits and fame. I fantasize about all the pink Marisol, I fantasize a lot … but it's just a fantasy. In reality, I'm not even fucking a woman

30. Japanese women ruined China men and Korean men ruined China women. How incisive this sentence is.

3 1. If you are in love, you will cry every day and be unhappy. You have to stop and ask yourself whether you found someone or an onion.

32. You gave your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, and your luck to koi fish. Then you said to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

33. Working hard every day is different from others, and the result is the same every day.

Don't let yourself cry easily. When you laugh, the whole world laughs with you. But when you cry, you are the only one in the world who cries.

35. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

36. If a person can keep a distance from all the opposite sex for you, that's enough.

37. People will inevitably change when they grow up, but there are always things they don't like, things they don't like, and things they like remain the same/smile-I just want to say that I still don't like zucchini.

38. I'm really sorry that you don't care, and I feel sorry for myself.

39. Talking about money doesn't hurt feelings, but talking about love hurts money the most.

40. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

Laugh at yourself like a clown

Laugh at yourself like a clown (1) 1. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

In front of the winner, I will always be a loser.

I always indulge myself, but I never follow my heart.

Please, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

You lived in my heart when you were thin, but then you got fat and couldn't get out.

I made a stingy mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

7. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the grievances that can be said are not grievances.

8. This appearance has the greatest impact on the network speed, and it consumes a lot of memory.

9. I have not only a car, but also my own car.

10. Am I thorough in love? The bottom failed.

1 1. If you finally get tired of me, be sure to come and tell me, and don't alienate me without saying a word. I am too worried about being swayed by considerations of gain and loss, so I am afraid that I have done something wrong, and then I will fall into infinite imagination and self-blame. If you are still thinking about your mutual affection, just put down your so-called face and tell me that you are tired. After you let me know all the ins and outs, I will let you go without delay or nostalgia.

12. Doing homework is like marking the throne. Mobile phones are like concubines, pestering you, pestering you, pestering you.

13. It is said that the wind is like a mother's hand, touching us gently. Today's wind is like a stepmother's hand, screaming at the dead with its mouth open.

14. I thought I could get better with my heart, but in your heart, I am nothing.

15. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

16. Faith is meaningful only if it is trampled on.

17. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

18. I am in a mess now. Some people can't get out and some people can't get in.

19. History is always strikingly similar. I was single this time last year. Ha, this year, too.

20. The sun shines on the earth! Welcome to the theater! If you want to ask me who I am, my nickname is Little Gong Li!

Laughing at yourself as a clown (part 2) 2 1. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

22. People will grow up after all, and years will peel off the amber-like skin, so that the hard body that can resist the secular can break out of the cocoon and vent its strength to the world with a fierce attitude, venting its aggressive youth.

23. After experiencing prosperity, glory is added to the body, fame and fortune is the crown, and power is the scepter. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

24. I can't give up, and I can't give up, because everyone's contribution will make me feel guilty, but it will also spur me to keep climbing, so that I can live up to these heavy entrustment.

25. Some people, some feelings, miss once, maybe they are wrong in this life.

26. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

27. It seems that I am drunk and only 18 years old. -Li Zhi's pencil

28. Beowulf sold his life and fought to the death to defend it. Scholars sell arguments and ruin the name of Confucius in the summer. Local tyrants sell people and flatter corrupt officials. There is nothing in my family except the old saying.

29. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

I look forward to your forgiveness with regret. This kind of waiting is a kind of pain, and forgetting is also a kind of pain, but I don't know what to do. This is a more tormenting pain.

3 1. I'm curious, where did you find all your things? I was hit by a deer once, but it's all right now. It killed me.

32. I regret not seeing me all my life, but I regret not seeing me all my life.

33. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

I never hold grudges, but I usually report them on the spot.

35. What do you mean, Xiu En 'ai died quickly? It means that girls sleep on the shoulders of boys every day. Finally, the boy got scapulohumeral periarthritis and the girl got cervical spondylosis and died.

36. I am willing to hold the hand of this person around me for the rest of my life. If there is really a God on the top of your head, please witness that I will give everything I have just to give her my true feelings.

37. There are days in a month when I don't want to study.

Because I care about you very much, I regret and blame myself every time I get angry. Because I love you very much, you are indispensable in my heart.

39. I try to lose weight every day except eating, and you say I have no perseverance.

40. Don't talk to me about money and hurt your feelings; Don't talk to me about feelings either, it hurts money!