The Humorous Retirement Speech

1, don't compare with teenagers, be happy and optimistic. Eat, drink and be merry. It's really unfair to treat yourself badly.

2, people are not old, and wisdom is indispensable.

3, life is only 30,000 days, and there are still 8,000 days until retirement. The same is true of wealth and power. Who has lived for 40,000 days since ancient times?

I have worked all my life and will retire soon. I am particularly eager to retire and have a good rest at home.

5. Happiness has nothing to do with status, happiness has nothing to do with wealth, and happiness is a feeling.

6, bitter with the sun, tired with the sun, and never worked hard with the sun. Why don't you join a tour group and enjoy delicious food?

7. Anyway, I have retired, so don't spend too much money; See through the castle peak while it is still there.

8, finally came out, retired gloriously!

9. Anyway, I have retired, so don't stretch your legs; Find some happiness and freedom while you are still in the mood.

10, how can you be unhappy with Happy Old People? Grandson stretched out his hand, and the taste of happiness could not be said.